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Baby Sister Quotes


"I haven't had this much fun since the rats ate my baby sister" - Robert Bloch

"Come over to my house with your sister, baby, and I'll show you who's gay!" - Zlatan Ibrahimovic

"If my baby don't love me no more, I know her sister will." - Jimi Hendrix

"My sister gained 80 pounds expecting her baby. Well, you get nervous, waiting for those adoption papers to clear." - Emo Philips

"What's wrong with assholes, baby?" - Charles Bukowski

"I've always wanted a baby." - Marilyn Monroe

"I'm sort of the bossiest sister." - Elizabeth Banks

"If you know somebody very well, like your grandmother or your baby sister, you will know when they are real and when they are fake." - Daniel Handler

"[On sister Kim's pregnancy] The new year, we've got another child coming, so that's great. Kim's never had a baby, so it's going to be a beautiful blessing." - Rob Kardashian

"My sister called me "Buzzard" when I was a baby - she couldn't say "Brother" so I've been Buzz my whole life." - Buzz Aldrin

"I see my sister, and she's on her second baby, and I'm like, 'That's success.' Having a family - I can't wait for that." - Adrienne Bailon

"I want a family. I see my sister, and she's on her second baby, and I'm like, 'That's success.' Having a family - I can't wait for that." - Adrienne Bailon

"Anybody who knows about having a premature baby, it's horrific. He was part of a twin, and I lost his sister." - Sherri Shepherd

"The universe is the baby of time." - Jon Jones

"I'm talkin about Mountain Dews, baby!" - Shaun White

"Burn rubber, not your soul, baby." - Craig Fernandez

"Go to sleep, baby,Mama will sing. Of blue butterflies, and dragonfly wings. Moonlight and sunbeams, raiments so fine. Silver and gold, for baby of mine. Go to sleep, baby. Sister will tell, of wolves and of lambs, and demons who fell.-Pierce's Lullaby Kim Harrison (Black Magic Sanction)" - Kim Harrison

"Everything I know about makeup, I've learned from my sister." - Emily Deschanel

"The lover as baby is a less troubling idea than the baby as lover." - Mason Cooley

"When a mother has a baby, she should stay home with that baby." - Bernie Sanders

"There is no such thing as a baby, there is a baby and someone." - Donald Woods Winnicott

"Before a baby is born, you have a baby shower, not a fetus shower." - June Hunt

"I'm Adron's baby sister. Dad just told me about the marriage, and I had to come meet you and make sure Dad had' snapped a wheel and started hallucinating or something. (Zarina)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"You know, bud, I do' know you from Adam, but that's my baby sister you're hanging on to. So I'm thinking the wisest course of action for you is to let her go and introduce yourself. Pronto. (Rain)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"I'm Adron's baby sister. Dad just told me about the marriage, and I had to come meet you and make sure Dad hadn't snapped a wheel and started hallucinating or something. (Zarina)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"You know, bud, I don't know you from Adam, but that's my baby sister you're hanging on to. So I'm thinking the wisest course of action for you is to let her go and introduce yourself. Pronto. (Rain)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"My sister just had a baby. We can have company over. She'll be in front of everyone with her um... breast... out feeding it. You know... cereal or whatever." - Emo Philips

"My sister and the baby she was carrying died in the United States of America. They died in the country that spends more money on pregnancy and birth technology than any other country in this world." - Robin Lim

"I got put out of my church choir because my pastor said, 'We can't have baby sister singing the blues and coming in here and singing on Sunday morning.'" - Merry Clayton

"My parents called me their wise little baby. I was mature when I was 4 or 5. My brother and sister were older, so I was raised by four adults." - Annabeth Gish

"My brothers were my idols. I've always looked up to them and was proud to be their baby sister. I felt like they gave me some cool points, too." - Shelley Hennig

"China has its own Baby Boom generation. And China's baby boom generation, because of the size of China itself, is the world's largest baby boom generation." - Howard W. French

"My sister just had a baby, a little newborn. The kid is adorable, so cute. She wouldn't let me hold him, she refuses. She says, 'No way, Anthony, I'm afraid you're gonna drop him.' I'm 32 years old. Like I'm some kind of idiot. Like I don't have a million other ways to hurt that baby." - Anthony Jeselnik

"Looks like my baby dont live here no more...thats alright, ive still got my guitar..I might as well go back over yonder, way back across the hills, if my baby dont love me no more....i know her...sister will" - Jimi Hendrix

"My sister was a twin, and the other baby died in childbirth, and I was three at the time, and I always kind of thought it haunted me. It was a weird thing. My dad was an ob-gyn, and so it was confusing that the other baby didn't come home from the hospital." - Scott Turow

"People seldom live up to their baby pictures." - Rodney Dangerfield

"A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother." - Mark Twain

"Without a deadline, baby, I wouldn't do nothing." - Duke Ellington

"Who is this Baby Ruth? And what does she do?" - George Bernard Shaw

"There's always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby." - Tom Waits

"What instruction the baby brings to the mother!" - Thomas Wentworth Higginson

"Flowers are words even a baby can understand." - Quentin Crisp

"Which is bigger? A baby eagle or a giant crow?" - Rona Barrett

"I got married and had a baby. Created a human." - Hilary Duff

"James Cagney as a baby is not my ideal thing." - John Krasinski

"Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby." - Anonymous

"Sleep is the sister of death and the dwellers of heaven will not sleep" - Nazr Mohammed

"I, Lawrence Klein, was born in Omaha, Nebraska, as were my elder brother and younger sister." - Lawrence Klein

"My sister would say I'm a feeder because I like cooking for people." - Tamara Ecclestone

"My older sister is bossy, my brother is a stirrer and me - well, I am perfect!" - Jenny Eclair

"What can be found equal to modesty, uncorrupt faith, the sister of justice, and undisguised truth?" - Horace

"Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat." - Joel Osteen

"I get this a lot: 'Oh, can you take a picture with my baby? Can you hold the baby?' I don't want to hold your baby! I'll hold my baby. I don't like holding someone else's baby. I'm serious! You never know what could happen. It's such an awkward position you're put in, and it's like, 'No, sorry.'" - Juan Pablo Montoya

"I'll tell you a secret I don't even know. Baby, there's something wrong with me Baby, there's something wrong with me Baby, there's something wrong with me That I can't see." - Aimee Mann

"Fletcher appeared beside her. He peered at the baby. "Can it do any tricks yet?" "I'm still working on it. Want to hold her?" "God, no," Fletcher said laughing. "I'd drop it." "It's not an it, it's my baby sister. Go on, hold her. You won't make a mess of it, i swear. Only an idiot could drop a baby." "You always say I am an idiot." "But you're a special kind of idiot. Here." She passed Alice into his arms, and he stood there, rigid, a look of intense concentration on his face." - Derek Landy

"I did not move to New York with a plan. The first time I moved to New York, I just popped up. My sister was living here in New York. I just popped up. She had her baby and a husband, and I just popped up. 'Hey, what's up? I got $200 and dreams. Let's do this.'" - Hannibal Buress

"I'll always be the baby in the family. I'm the youngest sister, but growing up with so many boys, it makes you tough. You get teased. There's no tiptoeing around each other. You say it the way it is; you're honest." - Nicola Peltz

"When your first baby drops her pacifier, you sterilize it. When your second baby drops her pacifier, you tell the dog: 'Fetch!'" - Bruce Lansky

"Baby, baby let me sleep on it Let me sleep on it And I'll give you my answer in the morning..." - Jim Steinman

"A woman can tell me about her having a baby, but I'll never know what it is to have a baby." - Paul Mooney

"Little sister, don't you do what your big sister done." - Elvis Presley

"Brevity - the sister of talent." - Anton Chekhov

"Immortality-twin sister of Eternity." - J. G. Holland

"Indulgence, twin sister of guilt." - Suzanne Curchod

"I always went to my sister, because she was older and had the care of me after my mother died." - Lizzie Borden

"Ignorance is jealousy's twin sister." - Dean Frazer

"I love all my fam. I have quite possibly the best dad, mom, and sister in the world." - Ryan Eggold

"My curiosity sister of larks." - Fernando Pessoa

"My sister keeps me grounded." - Amanda Seyfried

"India is my kid sister." - Salman Rushdie

"Twin-sister of Religion, Selfishness." - Percy Bysshe Shelley

"Do you want - do you want - do you want to dance with me baby?" - Joni Mitchell

"Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first." - Mignon Mclaughlin

"...we almost never speak I don't feel welcome anymore baby what happened, please tell me?" - Taylor Swift

"Morality is the tendency to pour out the baby with the bathwater." - Karl Kraus

"Machismo makes no provision for preparing lunch, doing the laundry, or minding the baby." - Mason Cooley

"The best time to have a baby is when you're a black teenager." - Sarah Silverman

"What's shaking, chiefy baby?" - Thurgood Marshall

"Just shred baby, shred." - Al Davis

"Running an airline is like having a baby: fun to conceive, but hell to deliver." - Collett E. Woolman

"my boyfriend is a rock god baby (and not kiss-of-death(sorry))" - Rachel Caine

"The biggest man you're ever going to see was once a baby." - Bob Marley

"Bringing a baby into the world is not like grilling enchiladas. It's a difficult thing." - Gael Garcia Bernal

"How to fold a diaper depends on the size of the baby and the diaper." - Benjamin Spock

"I'm world champion, baby!" - Jenson Button

"Rejoice and love yourself today 'Cause baby, you were born this way." - Lady Gaga

"A baby fills a hole in your heart that you didn't know was there." - Trista Sutter

"If it were a retarded baby and a bright dog, I'd save the dog." - Tom Regan

"If olive oil comes from olives, then where does baby oil come from?" - Jane Wagner

"I used to drink from my little sister's bottle when she was a baby." - Jessica Jung

"I'm a huge baby and horror films just terrify me, they're very effective with me." - Alexandra Daddario

"I don't watch television because I have a tiny baby daughter. I'm useless." - Mireille Enos

"I may be a real bad boy, but baby I'm a real good man." - Tim Mcgraw

"Every single person you meet, look at them like a golden million dollar baby." - Lil B

"Overpay good baby-sitters." - H Jackson Brown Jr

"These are things they need to hear, baby. It's their history." - Mildred D. Taylor

"I show Baby, and Oswald shows the hounds. We've nothing else to interest anybody." - Anthony Trollope

"Our love is a strong love, baby. We give it all And still receive." - Paul Williams (songwriter)

"People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one." - Leo J. Burke

"Losing a baby is not a thing that you could ever get used to." - Erica Eisdorfer

"I love you like crazy, baby 'Cuz I'd go crazy without you." - Pixie Foudre

"Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head." - Carol Burnett

"From 16 years old, I wanted to have a baby, that's all I wanted." - Sadie Frost

"I like my body so much more now since having my baby." - Nelly Furtado

"I am just not a water baby. I can swim, but I just don't." - Richard Armitage

"I talked about adopting a baby when I was 20 years old, before it became 'hip.'" - Tyra Banks

"There was no way in hell I was going to jeopardize my baby for my show." - Christina Aguilera

"That's gotta be the one remaining constant - jeans have gotta be tight, baby." - Luke Bryan

"I work my butt off to stay in shape, especially after having had a baby." - Poppy Montgomery

"You'll have an unbelievable sense of calm when you have a baby." - Ali Hewson

"I learned to walk as a baby, and I haven't had a lesson since." - Marilyn Monroe

"I was raised by drag queens, practically ... my mother died when I was four-years-old, so I was effectively raised by a bunch of different people. A lot of those people were friends of my sister, Kathleen, who had all these gay friends. She would baby-sit me everyday, and she would take me over to her friend's houses with all kinds of things going on: tucking, and eyebrow drawing, waxing, all sorts of things. I was literally raised by gay men." - Ellen Pompeo

"A man can have sexual pleasure from a child as young as a baby. However, he should not penetrate; sodomising the child is OK. If the man penetrates and damages the child then he should be responsible for her subsistence all her life. This girl, however, does not count as one of his four permanent wives. The man will not be eligible to marry the girl's sister." - Ruhollah Khomeini

"Growing up in my family meant ambushes on your birthday, crossbows for Christmas, and games of dodge ball where the balls were occasionally rigged to explode. It also meant learning how to work your way out of a wide variety of death traps. Failure to get loose on your own could lead to missing dinner, or worse, being forced to admit that you missed dinner because your baby sister had tied you to the couch. Again." - Mira Grant

"I was always around people who were in the business from the time I was an absolute baby. I grew up in New York City, and my parents, my sister, and I had a house on Fire Island, and they were part of a set of people that were all close and friendly, most of whom were involved in show business in one regard or another. So it was always familiar to me, and I kind of enjoyed it." - Fred Melamed

"I've never told anyone this, in an effort to run from my past and disguise it, I got rid of all of the scrapbooks my mother kept going back to when I was a baby. Truly. So that's why whenever talk show hosts or a producer asks for these pictures, there are barely any. My sister had a few, but that's it, and this was before digital. I've never told anyone that, but that's the truth." - Tim Gunn

"I'm the youngest, too. When you're the youngest of a big family, people are like, "You're the baby, you're spoiled!" The fact of the matter is, when you're the youngest of a big family, by the time you're a teenager, your parents are insane. You're like, "Hey, I'm going roller-skating-" "You're not going roller-skating or you'll end up pregnant like your sister. Why don't you smoke pot and become a lawyer?"" - Jim Gaffigan

"I love my family but my family - they're the type of people that never let you forget anything you ever did... I was in the first grade Christmas play - I'm playing Mary. Now, during the course of the play, I dropped the baby Jesus... They still talk about this. I go to my family reunion, and one of my cousins just had a baby. So I'm like, 'Oh, that's a cute little baby. Let me hold the baby...' And my aunt runs over, 'Don't you give her that baby! You know she dropped the baby Jesus!'" - Wanda Sykes

"Like, this is my baby. This isn't America's baby." - Kanye West

"Names are hard. I have a library of What to Name Your Baby books, and I'm always picking up new books, and books of baby names from other countries. I like cool-sounding names." - George R R Martin

"I had never held a baby in my life. I was one of those women - people would say, "Do you want to hold my baby?" and I was like "No ... "" - Angelina Jolie

"The difference between a baby and adult is that a baby believes in everything while the adult doubts everything. Babies also only tell the truth until they learn what a lie is." - Alan Watts

"I also think people should never turn down an opportunity to hold a baby. There's something about the feeling of a new baby in your arms that just fixes you." - Erin Mckean

"A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers." - Kevin Nealon

"Me is a common sense man. That mean when me explain things, me explain it in a very simple way; that mean if I explain it to a baby, the baby will understand too, you know." - Bob Marley

"My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt." - Chuck Nevitt

"I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food." - Robert Orben

"He is so mean, he won't let his little baby have more than one measle at a time." - Eugene Field

"No one vinces me, baby" - Michael Grant

"I can dodge bullets, baby!" - Phil Hellmuth

"Oh God, me." - Julie James

"In spite of her cute little angelic face and pink sneakers, Brianna is actually a baby Tyrannosaurus rex. On STEROIDS!" - Rachel Renee Russell

"No matter gay, straight or bi, lesbian, transgendered life, I'm on the right track baby I was born to survive." - Lady Gaga

"I took a baby shower." - Steven Wright

"I've never made films for children. That's why children like my films. Nobody wants to be treated as a baby." - Michel Ocelot

"I'm not going to call a dog "Dog." I suppose if she were a baby you'd cal her "Person."" - Warren Beatty

"Aight baby show me the exact spot, meet me at Hoyt & Schemethorn at 3 on the dot" - Jeru the Damaja

"C'mon baby light for me!" - Cody Lundin

"Everybody's baby, ain't nobody's gal." - Dan Bern

"Full moons, skunk weed all up in the room; You got the munchies, baby? Ice cold milk and Lorna Doones." - Ghostface Killah

"I always wanted to be historical, from almost a baby on, I felt that way about it ..." - Gertrude Stein

"I'm a real American baby!" - Shawn Michaels

"How many colors are there in a field of grass to the crawling baby unaware of 'Green'?" - Stan Brakhage

"You can have my credit card, baby, but keep your red hot fingers off of my heart, lady." - George Michael

"A baby was sleeping, Its mother was weeping, For her husband was far on the wild-raging sea." - Samuel Lover

"By the way, if that baby in there turns out to be Jesus... somebody owes somebody an apology." - Jon Stewart

"And who's this little fellow in his itty-bitty robe? That's tiny baby Adolf, the Hitlers' little boy!" - Wislawa Szymborska

"Please - please don't kill me - I don't want to die. I just want to have my baby." - Sharon Tate

"Baby why'd you leave me, why'd you have to go; I was counting on forever, now I'll never know." - Carrie Underwood

"We're old souls in a new life baby. They gave us a new life To live and learn." - Paul Williams (songwriter)



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