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Baby Showers Quotes

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"These poor kids in Baghdad have no running water, no showers. They wipe with baby wipes. My heart goes out to them." - Kid Rock

"I'm world champion, baby!" - Jenson Button

"Overpay good baby-sitters." - H Jackson Brown Jr

"Larded all with sweet flowers which bewept to the grave did go, with true-love showers." - William Shakespeare

"Like, this is my baby. This isn't America's baby." - Kanye West

"A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers." - Kevin Nealon

"What's wrong with assholes, baby?" - Charles Bukowski

"No one vinces me, baby" - Michael Grant

"I can dodge bullets, baby!" - Phil Hellmuth

"Oh God, baby...love me." - Julie James

"I took a baby shower." - Steven Wright

"C'mon baby light for me!" - Cody Lundin

"Everybody's baby, ain't nobody's gal." - Dan Bern

"I'm a real American baby!" - Shawn Michaels

"Every baby needs a lap." - Henry Robin

"Prism! Where is that baby?" - Oscar Wilde

"We're all born bald, baby." - Telly Savalas

"I'm not adopting a baby." - Cynthia Nixon

"Stand-up is my baby." - Kevin Hart

"I've always wanted a baby." - Marilyn Monroe

"She was lying like a loaf of bread. I said, baby, baby, baby, are you dead?" - Mojo Nixon

"I love my baby more than anything. He's like a Gerber baby. He's the cutest baby in the whole world." - Bristol Palin

"The Hall of Fame is forever, baby!" - Kenny Rogers

"Yoogeun's a global baby now. Golbae." - Onew

"Baby, you are gonna miss that plane." - Julie Delpy

"... and what good is a baby?" - Michael Faraday

"Don't mistake kindness for weakness, baby." - Albert Collins

"The universe is the baby of time." - Jon Jones

"I'll respond to your text message, baby." - Nick Jonas

"Ooh baby, I like it raw!" - Ol' Dirty Bastard

"I wonder if Chupacabras are...baby Mothmen?" - George Noory

"A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear." - Alan Davies

"I'm utterly indifferent to Kate Middleton's baby." - Philippa Gregory

"Hey, baby, nobody suffers like the poor." - Mickey Rourke

"You're so square, baby, I don't care." - Elvis Presley

"Crank up the Beach Boys, Baby." - Randy Newman

"I never could guess your weight, baby." - Bob Dylan

"My baby does the hanky panky." - Tommy James

"My baby love and I are ENGAGED!!!" - Evan Ross

"Why can't I be naked baby?!" - Randy Orton

"The baby is a different person" - Jeremy Vine

"Human Nature Baby, grab it and growl." - Stephen King

"Nothing is more precious than your baby." - Jane Goodall

"It's karma, baby. And it goes around." - Alicia Keys

"This is your baby. Go do it." - Condoleezza Rice

"Burn rubber, not your soul, baby." - Craig Fernandez

"The 'jugastuff' had a baby this spring." - Bill Allred

"I let the baby drink the butter." - Bill Allred

"Do what you feel is right, baby." - Snoop Dogg

"Baby carrots are making me gay." - Stephen Colbert

"I was a straight-A student, baby!" - Gloria Estefan

"For sale. Baby shoes. Never worn." - Ernest Hemingway

"I've retired my sneakers for stilettos, baby!" - Vivica A Fox

"I'll always have a baby face." - Tracey Gold

"TV is not a baby sitter." - Luis Guzman

"My body is a baby machine." - Kristin Scott Thomas

"Baby, let's cruise, let's flow, let's glide." - Smokey Robinson

"You either have a baby, want a baby, or don't want a baby, but you don't nothing a baby if you're in your 30s or 40s." - Helen Hunt

"I think they've been baby bummers." - Suze Orman

"Republican candidate Ben Carson told reporters he thinks American prisons might be too comfortable. As opposed to Mexican prisons that have personal showers with $5 million escape tunnels." - Jimmy Fallon

"April showers bring forth May flowers." - Proverbs

"Sweet April showers do spring May flowers." - Thomas Tusser

"Desmond, don't poke the baby!'... 'I'll get you next time-' Don't threaten the baby either!'..." - Derek Landy

"As everyone knows, nothing is sweeter than tiny baby fingers and chubby baby toes." - Mem Fox

"When a mother has a baby, she should stay home with that baby." - Bernie Sanders

"Hey Baby. Baby? You're kidding me, right? I was trying it out. No? No." - Cassandra Clare

"There is no such thing as a baby, there is a baby and someone." - Donald Woods Winnicott

"Ooh baby, baby, it's a wild world, it's hard just to get by upon a smile." - Cat Stevens

"If you can't feed your baby, then don't have a baby." - Michael Jackson

"The energy that gets the baby in is the energy that gets the baby out." - Ina May Gaskin

"Or people who have one baby and go buy a minivan... how big is your baby?" - Chelsea Handler

"Every moment is a brand new baby, Baby. Every vow is a brave new voice." - Buddy Wakefield

"An imaginary baby is so much easier than a real baby. No diapers to change." - Sufjan Stevens

"Thinking about women who can't have their own baby, even the first baby, I'm really lucky." - Bethenny Frankel

"You must have been a beautiful baby, 'Cos baby just look at you now." - Johnny Mercer

"If you want a baby, have a new one. Don't baby the old one." - Jessamyn West

"People who care about celebrity babies are creepy. What will her baby look like?! A baby. Youve seen a baby right? Itll look like that." - Anna Kendrick

"China has its own Baby Boom generation. And China's baby boom generation, because of the size of China itself, is the world's largest baby boom generation." - Howard W. French

"Cry Baby wasn't necessarily a baby theme but I understand what they're saying. So like, Cry Baby is definitely a remaining character throughout all of my albums." - Melanie Martinez

"People seldom live up to their baby pictures." - Rodney Dangerfield

"Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard." - Andy Borowitz

"You're never too old to take baby steps" - Capital STEEZ

"Don't be a baby about this. No tantrums." - Stephenie Meyer

"Baby Boomers becoming Republicans while Dems become outdated." - Newt Gingrich

"I'm not following anybody's tracks, I'm making my own, baby." - Picabo Street

"Personally, I think wearing a baby chinchilla says, 'I'm ignorant." - Eva Mendes

"Nine people can't make a baby in a month." - Fred Brooks

"You Call This One And It's All Over, Baby!" - Scotty Nguyen

"I'm a hustler, baby; I sell water to a well!" - Jay-Z

"Ain't no mountain that I can't climb, baby" - Michael Jackson

"Oh yes, we're going to brawl, baby. Over you. Again." - Lauren Kate

"Sleep when your baby sleeps. Everyone knows this classic tip, but I say why stop there? Scream when your baby screams. Take Benadryl when your baby takes Benadryl. And walk around pantless when your baby walks around pantless." - Tina Fey

"Who's next! I got milk baby, who's next!" - James Toney

"Baby you're a firework, come on, let your colors burst!!" - Katy Perry

"Elsa's joke Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots!" - Jacqueline Wilson

"Kill an unborn baby and you still could' de-fetus" - Celph Titled

"Stay here, baby ... Trust me, okay? Don't run." - Jessica Sorensen

"Stay here, baby ... Trust me, okay? Do' run." - Jessica Sorensen

"Are we all bubbles blown by a baby?" - H G Wells

"Baby steps are the royal road to skill." - Daniel Coyle

"Kill an unborn baby and you still couldn't de-fetus" - Celph Titled

"A real Christmas baby was not to be lightly named." - Kate Douglas Wiggin

"I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?" - Beck

"There's always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby." - Tom Waits

"What instruction the baby brings to the mother!" - Thomas Wentworth Higginson

"Baby I'm so into you I can hardly breathe." - Martina Mcbride

"Baby I know, the first cut is the deepest." - Cat Stevens

"I'll stick with you baby for a thousand years." - David Bowie

"Ahhh, I love to love you baby, ahhh." - Donna Summer

"The ball must be as slippery as a wet baby." - Tony Gubba

"Down by the river, I shot my baby dead." - Neil Young

"Come on Sandy, baby, loosen up, your too tight." - John Riggins

"It's a love story, baby, just say, Yes." - Taylor Swift

"Shut up Jas, you are not Baby Jesus" - Louise Rennison

"Don't wait to have a baby! Do it now!" - Annette Bening

"Freedom, baby, is never having to say youre sorry." - Al Pacino

"Weezy F. Baby/ And the 'F' ain't for fear" - Lil Wayne

"Lestat: Toughen up baby. I'm looking for the eternal scum." - Anne Rice

"Imagine you're drowning, and someone hands you a baby." - Jim Gaffigan

"I'm loving the idea of having a baby" - Sabrina

"Having a baby, it's like a five year commitment." - Chelsea Handler

"Don't throw a baby at anything - even a burglar." - Eugene Mirman

"If you ain't laughing, you ain't living, baby." - Carlos Mencia

"Chicken nuggets don't die any easier than baby fur seals." - Ted Nugent

"They [sic] ain't gonna stop me from coming here, baby." - Elton John

"I was raised as a red diaper baby." - Murray Bookchin

"I'm such a baby if I even get a flu." - George Saunders

"I got married and had a baby. Created a human." - Hilary Duff

"James Cagney as a baby is not my ideal thing." - John Krasinski

"I can't bear to hear a woman talk baby talk." - Cary Grant

"A crying baby is the best form of birth control." - Carole Tabron

"The cradle is rocked but the baby is pinched." - Proverbs

"This baby will be born with a drinking problem." - Bill Allred

"Having a baby with him meant marrying that face forever." - Erica Jong

"Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe." - Natasha Leggero

"I saved the baby. I saved her. For you." - Bran" - Ilona Andrews

"Don't tell me about the pain. Show me the baby." - Bill Parcells

"Baby get ready, get set, please don't go." - Billy Ray Cyrus

"Baby, high school's over. High school's never over.." - Karen Joy Fowler

"I was always the girl who had that baby face." - Jessica Capshaw

"'Tis love that makes the world go round, my baby." - Charles Dickens

"The true essence of comedy is a baby seal hunt." - Michael Odonoghue

"I enjoy producing because the show becomes your baby." - Kate Omara

"Life is funny, baby, and that's no joke" - Rachel Cohn

"A baby is God's opinion that life should go on." - Carl Sandburg

"I've been through it all, baby, I'm mother courage." - Elizabeth Taylor

"Baby eagles can never soar under their family's wing." - Liu Yang

"My mom calls me 'baby face.' It's very embarrassing." - Stephen Colletti

"I also didn't consider myself a huge baby person." - Rachel Dratch

"Our baby is safe, and it's just a house." - Jennifer Dunn



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