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Baby Me Quotes


"Do you want - do you want - do you want to dance with me baby?" - Joni Mitchell

"...we almost never speak I don't feel welcome anymore baby what happened, please tell me?" - Taylor Swift

"I would be heavenly if baby you'd just rescue me now" - Matt Nathanson

"Who is getting more pleasure from this rocking, the baby or me?" - Nancy Thayer

"'Cause your love got the best of me, and baby you're making a fool of me. You got me sprung and i don't care who sees, 'cause baby you got me so crazy." - Beyonce Knowles

"No one vinces me, baby" - Michael Grant

"Oh God, me." - Julie James

"C'mon baby light for me!" - Cody Lundin

"My mother tried to kill me when I was a baby. She denied it. She said she thought the plastic bag would keep me fresh." - Bob Monkhouse

"I have found being a mother has made me emotionally raw in many situations. You heart is beating outside your body when you have a baby." - Kate Beckinsale

"I had to get back to work. NBC has me under contract. The baby and I only have a verbal agreement." - Tina Fey

"I'm so lost without you. Feeling lonely, scared & cold. I'm so lost without you. Tell me baby, when are you coming home?" - Roch Voisine

"I ain't thinking of tomorrow, tomorrow thinks of me like a garcia, bulk of money on tha counter, I told her, baby I see you as my cashier" - Lil Wayne

"Please don't bite baby, I got some bomb ass pussy from a white lady... She let me hide my weed in her titties" - Lil Wayne

"Baby carrots are making me gay." - Stephen Colbert

"Mama, you taught me to do the right things / So now you have to let your baby fly / You've given me everything that I will need / To make it through this crazy thing called life" - Carrie Underwood

"But not me, baby, I've got you to save me." - Tom Petty

"Don't tell me about the pain. Show me the baby." - Bill Parcells

"Hey Baby. Baby? You're kidding me, right? I was trying it out. No? No." - Cassandra Clare

"Sometimes I prayed for Baby Jesus to make me good, but Baby Jesus didn't." - Barbara Kingsolver

"We had a death pact, and I have to keep my half of the bargain. Please bury me next to my baby in my leather jacket, jeans and motorcycle boots. Goodbye." - Sid Vicious

"Stay here, baby ... Trust me, okay? Don't run." - Jessica Sorensen

"Stay here, baby ... Trust me, okay? Don't run." - Jessica Sorensen

"Stay here, baby ... Trust me, okay? Do' run." - Jessica Sorensen

"Want me to flex my magic for you, baby?" - Sarah Rees Brennan

"I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?" - Beck

"They [sic] ain't gonna stop me from coming here, baby." - Elton John

"Don't pull your love out on me baby." - Joe Frank

"My mom calls me 'baby face.' It's very embarrassing." - Stephen Colletti

"People often ask me, "What's the difference between couplehood and babyhood?" In a word? Moisture. Everything in my life is now more moist. Between your spittle, your diapers, your spit-up and drool, you got your baby food, your wipes, your formula, your leaky bottles, sweaty baby backs, and numerous other untraceable sources-all creating an ever-present moistness in my life, which heretofore was mainly dry." - Paul Reiser

"Baby, baby, don't get hooked on me, cause I'll just use you then I'll set you free." - Mac Davis

"For me, there's a big difference between having a baby in your 20s and having a baby in your 40s." - Jane Kaczmarek

"Spank me, whip me, let me come back home. Break out the leather, baby." - Ray Parker, Jr.

"I'll tell you a secret I don't even know. Baby, there's something wrong with me Baby, there's something wrong with me Baby, there's something wrong with me That I can't see." - Aimee Mann

"What is love ... Oh baby, don't hurt me ... Don't hurt me no more." - Haddaway

"If you're gonna drive me crazy baby, drive me to drink." - George Jones

"I'm a huge baby and horror films just terrify me, they're very effective with me." - Alexandra Daddario

"Say a word to the hangman for me, me and my baby." - Tori Amos

"It's so ridiculous, I can barely stop. I can hardly breathe, you make me wanna scream. You're so fabulous, you're so good to me baby, baby." - Avril Lavigne

"Baby, baby let me sleep on it Let me sleep on it And I'll give you my answer in the morning..." - Jim Steinman

"People seldom live up to their baby pictures." - Rodney Dangerfield

"A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother." - Mark Twain

"Flowers are words which even a baby can understand." - Arthur Cleveland Coxe

"Without a deadline, baby, I wouldn't do nothing." - Duke Ellington

"Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard." - Andy Borowitz

"Yeah, baby! I didn't get to keep the pink baby doll outfit, but I wish I did because people are always telling me I should wear it." - Cindy Margolis

"Baby you should bring your best friend, then you should persuade her to let me get some sex in. Don't get offended, baby, that's just a suggestion" - Drake

"A woman can tell me about her having a baby, but I'll never know what it is to have a baby." - Paul Mooney

"People gave me such a bad time about wanting a baby. I didn't want a baby, and I still don't. I wanted a dog." - Ann Patchett

"I heard a rumor I died, Murdered in cold blood dramatized, Pictures of me in my final state, You know mama cried, But that was fiction, Some coward got the story twisted, Like I no longer existed, Mysteriously missin', I'm known worldwide baby, I ain't hard to find." - Tupac Shakur

"Girl I don't wanna share you We could be together, but you scared to I ain't gonna leave you My people tell me I should And when I blow I hope you know That I could have any girl I choose But as time goes by, baby all I'm gonna want is you" - Mac Miller

"I hope I have a little talent, but a lot of it was luck. I went through setbacks. People said I looked too young, people said I wasn't good, nobody said, 'Come here, baby, we're going to make you a star.' Early on, when I'd say, 'Can I do some anchoring?' people would look at me like I was crazy." - Katie Couric

"You sure you don't want to kiss me good-bye, baby?" - Ilona Andrews

"Baby, I ain't trash. Trash is something you throw away. My people keep me." - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"How dare you say it's nothing to me? Baby, you're the only light I ever saw." - John Mayer

"Stay here, baby" he whispers, like he can read my thoughts. "Trust me, okay? Don't run" - Jessica Sorensen

"You sure you do' want to kiss me good-bye, baby?" - Ilona Andrews

"My wife has learnt to carry me as her fifth baby" - Dele Momodu

"Said 2,000 years of Christian history, baby And you ain't learned to love me yet?" - Nick Cave

"Where's my leadin' lady? Let me try this new love scene on you, baby." - Bootsy Collins

"Baby, shut up and let me drink the wine from your fur tea cup." - Alice Cooper

"If my baby don't love me no more, I know her sister will." - Jimi Hendrix

"Take me home tonight, listen honey, just like Ronnie sang, be my little baby." - Eddie Money

"Blood moon risin' in a sky of black dust, tell me baby, who do you trust?" - Bruce Springsteen

"I got my first laugh when my mother entered me in a baby contest." - Phyllis Diller

"Sophia Loren, whose new baby asked her, Is all that for me? Never got a dinner!" - Red Buttons

"Baby, I said. I'm a genius but nobody knows it but me." - Charles Bukowski

"Where's my leadin' lady? Let me try this new love scene on you, baby." - Bootsy Collins

"I sleep with my baby blanket, Kiki, that my nana made for me." - Rob Kardashian

"Baby," I said, "I'm a genius but nobody knows it but me." - Charles Bukowski

"Who said I can't wear my Converse With my dress, well baby That's just me!" - Demi Lovato

"Meet me in Cognito, baby. In Cognito, we'll have nothing to hide." - Tom Robbins

"Don't even try to talk to me when I'm watching the moon. That's my moon, baby." - Wendelin Van Draanen

"When I was a baby, my mom was always bringing me onto set." - Gia Coppola

"I was just watching baby videos of me and I was obviously an exhibitionist." - Joseph Gordonlevitt

"My dad taught me true words you have to use in every relationship. Yes, baby." - Star Jones

"I was just watching baby videos of me and I was obviously an exhibitionist." - Joseph Gordon-Levitt

"Having a baby dragged me, kicking and screaming, from the world of self-absorption." - Paul Reiser

"Nobody took me too seriously but I was grown up even as a baby." - Sharon Stone

"Don't threaten me with love, baby. Let's just go walking in the rain." - Billie Holiday

"I love so much you see, you're even in my dreams I can hear baby, I can hear you calling me I'm so in love with you, all I ever want to do is Thank you baby, thank you baby.." - Alton Ellis

"Baby, black promoters oppressed me before white promoters ever got hold of me. Don't talk skin to me." - Mahalia Jackson

"A game one of my sisters will play with me in my first year of being alive is called Good Baby, Bad Baby. This consists of being told I am a good baby until I smile and laugh, then being told I am a bad baby until I burst into tears. This training will stand me in good stead all through my life." - Ali Smith

"Read! When your baby is finally down for the night, pick up a juicy book like Eat, Pray, Love or Pride and Prejudice or my personal favorite,Understanding Sleep Disorders: Narcolepsy and Apnea; A Clinical Study. Taking some time to read each night really taught me how to feign narcolepsy when my husband asked me what my "plan" was for taking down the Christmas tree." - Tina Fey

"Oh, I know that. You know me, baby, I cannot be broken. Takes a giant to snap me in half." - Zadie Smith

"Aight baby show me the exact spot, meet me at Hoyt & Schemethorn at 3 on the dot" - Jeru the Damaja

"That was the summer of 1963, when everybody called me 'Baby,' and it didn't occur to me to mind." - Jennifer Grey

"That was the summer of 1963, when everybody called me "Baby," and it didn't occur to me to mind." - Jennifer Grey

"She gave me a false address, took off with my American Express, sunspot baby, sure had me way out guessed." - Bob Seger

"When people see me on TV, they become very happy because they don't have to interact with me. When they start interacting with me, they ask me questions like I'm a baby or treat me like I'm a baby and hold me like I'm a baby, and that's what they do wrong, really." - Jyoti Amge

"All I want is to mess around, and I don't really care about, if you love me, if you hate me, you can't save me, baby baby, all my life I've been good" - Avril Lavigne

"Me is a common sense man. That mean when me explain things, me explain it in a very simple way; that mean if I explain it to a baby, the baby will understand too, you know." - Bob Marley

"Now don't you ever tell a lie just confide in me Would you die 4 me? Tell me baby would you ride 4 me?" - Tupac Shakur

"Give me lust, baby. Flash. Give me malice. Flash. Give me detached existentialist ennui. Flash. Give me rampant intellectualism as a coping mechanism. Flash." - Chuck Palahniuk

"You gave me reason to believe that we were always meant to be, but now I see you were wrong, you can't keep running back to me with all them baby baby please, No More." - Faith Evans

"Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my tears to keep My baby sleeps in Heaven's arms Peaceful with angelic charms Take my tears but grant me a kiss From the angel baby I so miss." - Anonymous

"Can you keep a secret?" "Me and Tupperware, baby. We seal tight. Ain't nothing going to get out." - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"He had a come-and-get-me-baby-I'm-pure-trouble-and-you're-gonna-love-it kind of attitude." - Karen Marie Moning

"I played Baby New Year. When everybody started hollering and throwing confetti, I thought it was for me." - Frederick Kelly

"I loved having my baby inside of me, but I was very happy when he was finally here." - Marion Jones

"Oh, baby, this ain't asshole. Trust me. There's a whole keg of asshole I haven't even begun to tap yet." - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"You're such a big BABY. So cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT" - Rachel Renee Russell

"Oh, baby, this ai' asshole. Trust me. There's a whole keg of asshole I have' even begun to tap yet." - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Can you keep a secret?" "Me and Tupperware, baby. We seal tight. Ai' nothing going to get out." - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Elena, my four year old, says to me in all seriousness; "Mommy, you need to buy another baby"." - Ronald Reagan

"My father taught me that a bill is like a crying baby and has to be attended to at once." - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

"When I was a baby, my mother tells me I never slept because I never wanted to miss anything" - Scott Baio

"EWW. I'm at lunch, the woman at the table next to me is breast feeding her baby with no coverup." - Kim Kardashian

"I'm fighting for this girl on the battlefield of love Got me look like baby Cupid Sending arrows from above" - Jay Sean

"I'm as strong, strong as I can be, but ooh ooh ooh, baby you leave me weak." - Toby Keith

"If I'm dreaming please don't wake me up cause baby I can't get enough of what you do." - Martina Mcbride

"For whose sake did you live, for whose sake did you die? Forgive me, baby, for what I didn't do." - Bob Dylan

"I gave you a wrist watch, baby, and you wouldn't even give me the time of day." - Patti Smith

"Don't tell me baby you gotta go, I got the hifi high and the lights down low." - Elvis Presley

"It's so much baby and so much amniotic fluid, it's crazy. If we have a 10 pounder, pray for me!" - Jessica Simpson

"I said, baby, do you have no shame? She just looked at me, uncomprehendingly, like cows at a passing train." - Don Henley

"Yes I do it big, call me little astronomical. Weezy F. Baby and the F is for phenomenal." - Lil Wayne

"My girlfriend asked me if I only love her for her body. I said no, baby. Just parts of it." - Anthony Jeselnik

"If you think I wear the cloak of filth, then let me tell you baby, I wear it real good." - Diamanda Galas

"Please - please don't kill me - I don't want to die. I just want to have my baby." - Sharon Tate

"Baby why'd you leave me, why'd you have to go; I was counting on forever, now I'll never know." - Carrie Underwood

"I asked you, baby, If you understood- You told me that you didn't, But you thought you would." - Langston Hughes

"When I was a baby, my mother tells me I never slept because I never wanted to miss anything." - Scott Baio

"Hmm, that's not sexual harassment, baby. When I decide to get sexual, trust me, you'll know it. ~ Braden ~" - Lora Leigh

"'Baby's Got Her Blue Jeans On' was my anthem as a child. It was about me. I was Baby." - Carrie Underwood

"I'm not really a Sundance baby, but they helped me so much I feel I have to acknowledge it." - Paul Thomas Anderson

"I had friends of mine tell me they had a baby, and I didn't even know they were pregnant." - Josh Lucas

"I think in vitro is a miracle and it has given me my precious little baby boy." - Cindy Margolis

"My father described me as the oldest baby he'd ever seen. I apparently was very serious and reflective." - Tim Robbins

"So don't get me wrong, I love my songs, and I still love hearing them. That's history, baby." - Ronnie Spector

"I could do without 'cool' publications calling me 'mom jazz.' But I laughed all the way to the bank, baby." - Norah Jones

"But I gotta say, oh, baby, oh baby, why is this so familiar? Just met her, already feel like I know the real her." - Drake

"I was adopted when I was a baby. My mother carried me for nine months and she held me for one hour, and didn't see me again." - Michael Franti

"Though you may hear me holler, And you may see me cry- I'll be dogged, sweet baby, If you gonna see me die." - Langston Hughes

"Something traumatic happened to me when I was younger. I was with this old black woman, and she was very wise, very Alice Walker, The Color Purple...she looked at me and she says, know I used to be able to fly but I can't fly no more, baby. But baby, you...? You too fat to fly." - Margaret Cho

"At the Superdome, a young man came up to me holding a baby. He'd run out of diapers. He'd run out of medicine. His baby was sick. The guy's saying, 'Help me! Take my baby.' What could I do? That's the definition of helpless." - Ray Nagin

"If you'll promise not to cry, Baby, I will kiss you by-and-by-Maybe! Though you're six feet three, You will always be Nothing but a Baby, dear, to me." - Ira Gershwin

"All of a sudden I had a baby, because it went really quick. It was like, 'Oh! I have a baby!' So, it's great. I'm just having a great time with my children. They're here in New York with me." - Catherine Zeta-Jones

"I don't know where life's going, but soon it will be gone. I hope the wind that's blowing helps me carry on. Turn on the radio, baby listen to my song. Turn on the night light baby, I'm gone." - Marc Cohn

"No one has ever said to me 'go home and make a baby.' I have been told several times to go to Planned Parenthood and make the baby go away. Happy Hannukah." - Chelsea Handler

"Hold me up baby, for I may fall, Hold my dish-rag body tall, Our bodies melt together, we are one, Post-crucifixion baby, post-crucifixion and all undone." - Nick Cave

"Take your clothes, put 'em in a sack. You goin' down the road, baby, and you cant come back. Someday baby, you ain't gonna worry po' me any more." - Bob Dylan

"When I'm not drinkin' baby, you are on my mind. When I'm not sleeping baby, when I'm not sleeping mama, when I'm not sleeping, you know you'll find me crying." - Jackson C. Frank

"My little girl, Anja, is really excited. We had a baby shower yesterday and she took the presents from everyone for me and was telling them, 'No, it's my baby.'" - Alessandra Ambrosio

"All of a sudden I had a baby, because it went really quick. It was like, 'Oh! I have a baby!' So, it's great. I'm just having a great time with my children. They're here in New York with me." - Catherine Zetajones

"I don't particularly like being pregnant. I like the baby at the end. Pregnancy is a very distant thing for me. I can't seem to believe there's really a baby there. It's such a miracle." - Mary Beth Whitehead

"I love my family but my family - they're the type of people that never let you forget anything you ever did... I was in the first grade Christmas play - I'm playing Mary. Now, during the course of the play, I dropped the baby Jesus... They still talk about this. I go to my family reunion, and one of my cousins just had a baby. So I'm like, 'Oh, that's a cute little baby. Let me hold the baby...' And my aunt runs over, 'Don't you give her that baby! You know she dropped the baby Jesus!'" - Wanda Sykes

"It's like a mother, when the baby is crying, she picks up the baby and she holds the baby tenderly in her arms. Your pain, your anxiety is your baby. You have to take care of it. You have to go back to yourself, to recognize the suffering in you, embrace the suffering, and you get a relief." - Nhat Hanh

"Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first." - Mignon Mclaughlin

"I should try to be strong, but baby, you're the right kind of wrong." - Leann Rimes



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