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"Overpay good baby-sitters." - H Jackson Brown Jr

"I got my first laugh when my mother entered me in a baby contest." - Phyllis Diller

"Never laugh at anyone's dreams." - H Jackson Brown Jr

"A game one of my sisters will play with me in my first year of being alive is called Good Baby, Bad Baby. This consists of being told I am a good baby until I smile and laugh, then being told I am a bad baby until I burst into tears. This training will stand me in good stead all through my life." - Ali Smith

"Also consider that someday, when you're dead and rotted, kids with their baby teeth will sit in their time-geography class and laugh about how stupid you were." - Chuck Palahniuk

"Time to live, time to lie, time to laugh, and time to die. Take it easy baby. Take it as it comes." - Jim Morrison

"Also consider that someday, when you're dead and rotted, kids with their baby teeth will sit in their time-geography class and laugh about how stupid you were." - Chuck Palahniuk

"When the first baby laughed for the first time, its laugh broke into a thousand pieces, and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies. And now when every new baby is born its first laugh becomes a fairy. So there ought to be one fairy for every boy or girl." - James M Barrie

"When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies. And now when every new baby is born its first laugh becomes a fairy. So there ought to be one" - James M Barrie

"Live well laugh often and love much." - Bessie Anderson Stanley

"Be positive and laugh at everything." - Alexandra Roach

"People seldom live up to their baby pictures." - Rodney Dangerfield

"A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother." - Mark Twain

"Flowers are words which even a baby can understand." - Arthur Cleveland Coxe

"Without a deadline, baby, I wouldn't do nothing." - Duke Ellington

"Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard." - Andy Borowitz

"Students who laugh more- learn more. Students who laugh more earn more." - John Cleese

"Cherry Money Baby is fabulous in every sense of the word! It's earthy and smart and moving, laugh-out-loud funny, surprising, inventive, suspenseful, and - Oh, Hell - just gorgeously written!" - Tim Wynne-Jones

"When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies." - James M Barrie

"Cherry Money Baby is fabulous in every sense of the word! It's earthy and smart and moving, laugh-out-loud funny, surprising, inventive, suspenseful, and - Oh, Hell - just gorgeously written!" - Tim Wynne-Jones

"You see, Wendy, when the first baby laughed for the first time, its laugh broke into a thousand pieces, and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies." - James M Barrie

"Whenever I want to laugh, I read a wonderful book, 'Children's Letters to God.' You can open it anywhere. One I read recently said, 'Dear God, thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.'" - Maya Angelou

"Seriously", Macey snapped. "go. Kiss. A baby" "can you believe her?" Preston asked, coking his head towards macey." everytime she sees me, all she does is call me baby and talk about kissing." Macey looked like she wanted to kill him. But I kind of wanted to laugh." - Ally Carter

"Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end." - Max Eastman

"Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can." - Elsa Maxwell

"People who laugh together generally don't kill each other." - Alan Alda

"If you can't do anything about it, laugh like hell." - David Cook

"I never laugh until I've had my coffee." - Clark Gable

"Make us laugh and you can pick all pockets." - Clemence Dane

"Fight fairly. Give generously. Laugh loudly. Love deeply." - H Jackson Brown Jr

"Though laughter is allowable, a horse-laugh is abominable." - Marcus Tullius Cicero

"No man hates him at whom he can laugh." - Samuel Johnson

"Amy Sedaris makes me laugh harder than anybody." - Andy Cohen

"When you laugh at the world, the world dissolves." - Frederick Lenz

"I am never embarrassed by something that makes people laugh." - Elizabeth Banks

"We can change the world one laugh at a time." - Liza Donnelly

"I laugh until I weep And weep until I smile" - Ray Bradbury

"But I gotta say, oh, baby, oh baby, why is this so familiar? Just met her, already feel like I know the real her." - Drake

"As soon as a baby enters the world, the baby is immediately introduced to pain. It is somewhat symbolic that life begins with a cry." - R C Sproul

"Do you want - do you want - do you want to dance with me baby?" - Joni Mitchell

"It's like a mother, when the baby is crying, she picks up the baby and she holds the baby tenderly in her arms. Your pain, your anxiety is your baby. You have to take care of it. You have to go back to yourself, to recognize the suffering in you, embrace the suffering, and you get a relief." - Nhat Hanh

"Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first." - Mignon Mclaughlin

"...we almost never speak I don't feel welcome anymore baby what happened, please tell me?" - Taylor Swift

"I should try to be strong, but baby, you're the right kind of wrong." - Leann Rimes

"I would be heavenly if baby you'd just rescue me now" - Matt Nathanson

"A new baby is like the beginning of all things - wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." - Eda LeShan

"I slept like a baby. Every two hours, I woke up and cried." - Tom McVie

"Who is getting more pleasure from this rocking, the baby or me?" - Nancy Thayer

"Precious and priceless, so lovable, too; The world's sweetest miracle, baby, is you." - Helen Steiner Rice

"Baby she look like a star, but only on camera, only on camera, only on camera." - Drake

"Baby I'll never forget none of that. Girl I told you I was comin back." - Drake

"When raindrops hit the tin roof it's crazy. That's a metaphor, did I lose you baby?" - Drake

"I threw out all the bath water, and there was no baby there." - Dan Barker

"Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last." - Charles Dickens

"Don't forget that compared to a grownup person every baby is a genius." - May Sarton

"I really don't believe in abortion. It's like killing a baby." - Justin Bieber

"It was a hubba, hubba, ding dang, baby you are just everythang." - Tom Waits

"What's shaking, chiefy baby?" - Thurgood Marshall

"Just shred baby, shred." - Al Davis

"I'm world champion, baby!" - Jenson Button

"It was a long time ago, we were in the office, and we had finished work exhausted. A friend of a friend said 'Hey, take this it will give you energy,' so I thought I'd try it. I didn't know what it was. It made me laugh and laugh, like crazy...to the point that my back hurt' *he holds his hips* 'like I'd just had a baby." - Giorgio Armani

"Laugh loudly, laugh often, and most important, laugh at yourself." - Chelsea Handler

"We evolved. We have only to look at the pouting face of a young chimpanzee to laugh at its reflections of ourselves. We know that more then 98 percent of our genes are shared with the chimpanzee, but we feel the kinship directly when the furry baby puts up its arms to be held." - Alison Jolly

"I've known my best friend since I was a baby, and I don't know what I would do without her. She is always straight with me and can make me laugh hysterically. Everyone should have someone like that in their life." - Jasmine Guinness

"The more things we can laugh about, the more alive we become: The more things we can laugh about together, the more connected we become." - Frank Pittman

"I shall laugh my bitter laugh." - Nikolai Gogol

"I know some real intellectual people who might laugh, very close friends who might laugh when I'm said to be an intellectual." - Isabelle Huppert

"I laugh a lot and laugh loudly!" - Isaiah Washington

"What turned me on to comedy was - well, first of all, I like being able to laugh, I like people who can make me laugh." - Nathan Fillion

"'Cause your love got the best of me, and baby you're making a fool of me. You got me sprung and i don't care who sees, 'cause baby you got me so crazy." - Beyonce Knowles

"Like, this is my baby. This isn't America's baby." - Kanye West

"A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers." - Kevin Nealon

"Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live." - Johnny Depp

"Love thou, and if thy love be deep as mine, Thou wilt not laugh at poets." - Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton

"A good laugh is a mighty good thing, a rather too scarce a good thing." - Herman Melville

"As soon as you have made a thought, laugh at it." - Laozi

"If you would not be laughed at, be the first to laugh at yourself." - Benjamin Franklin

"Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart, because who doesn't like to laugh?" - Julia Roberts

"If we couldn't laugh, we would all going to go insane." - Jimmy Buffett

"April, April Laugh thy girlish laughter; Then, the moment after, Weep thy girlish tears." - William Watson

"He made us laugh, he took my pain away. I love you, Lauretta." - Marty Feldman

"I love laugh lines. It means you've had a good life." - Aerin Lauder

"Men will let you abuse them if only you will make them laugh." - Henry Ward Beecher

"The vices we scoff at in others laugh at us within ourselves." - Thomas Browne

"It has been wisely said that we cannot really love anybody at whom we never laugh." - Agnes Repplier

"Until man duplicates a blade of grass, nature can laugh at his so called scientific knowledge." - Thomas A Edison

"Don't wait to be happy to laugh... You may die and never have laughed." - Jean De La Bruyere

"Don't whine - laugh." - Roy Castle

"Don't whine... laugh." - Roy Castle

"Let the straight-limbed laugh at the club-footed, the white skinned at the blackamoor." - Juvenal

"Laugh and grow strong." - Ignatius Of Loyola

"On the laugh of a child I am borne to the joy of the King." - George William Russell

"Always laugh second." - Craig Ferguson

"I love doing comedy - I get a laugh out of it, it's not so serious." - Carmen Electra

"Sometimes I make myself laugh, but that's because I appreciate my sense of humor." - Regina Hall

"Laugh now, cry later." - Erma Bombeck

"On Twitter, I just want to make you laugh at all costs." - Rob Delaney

"Nobody makes me laugh." - Sean Hayes

"The burden of the self is lightened with I laugh at myself." - Rabindranath Tagore

"I love to laugh, I love the joy of life, and I love sharing it." - Chita Rivera

"Somebody told me once I wasn't Latin enough, and that made me laugh." - Chita Rivera

"You can't make people laugh for more than half an hour and be consistent." - Hal Roach

"It's good to laugh!" - Ashley Tisdale

"You should laugh everywhere you can find even the slightest glimmer of humour." - Doug Stanhope

"The common notion that free speech prevails in the United States always makes me laugh." - H L Mencken

"Beauty can afford to laugh at distinctions: it is itself the greatest distinction." - Christian Nestell Bovee

"It is a fool's privilege to laugh at an intelligent man." - Jean De La Bruyere

"All the world loves a lover, but how it does laugh at his love letters." - Edgar Guest

"A baby changes your dinner party conversation from politics to poops [very pleasant thanks for that mental image Maurice!]" - Mo Johnston

"My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt." - Chuck Nevitt

"I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food." - Robert Orben

"Baby being part of this life I feel like I'm bound to end up with somebody that's been with everybody" - Drake

"He is so mean, he won't let his little baby have more than one measle at a time." - Eugene Field

"She would lift her peignoir above her knees and say to her husband: 'Give baby a kiss...'" - Isaac Babel

"What's wrong with assholes, baby?" - Charles Bukowski

"No one vinces me, baby" - Michael Grant

"I can dodge bullets, baby!" - Phil Hellmuth

"Oh God, baby...love me." - Julie James

"I took a baby shower." - Steven Wright

"C'mon baby light for me!" - Cody Lundin

"Everybody's baby, ain't nobody's gal." - Dan Bern

"I'm a real American baby!" - Shawn Michaels

"Every baby needs a lap." - Henry Robin

"Prism! Where is that baby?" - Oscar Wilde

"We're all born bald, baby." - Telly Savalas

"I'm not adopting a baby." - Cynthia Nixon

"Stand-up is my baby." - Kevin Hart

"I've always wanted a baby." - Marilyn Monroe

"It's not burn baby burn, but learn, baby, learn, so that you can earn, baby, earn." - Martin Luther King, Jr.

"She was lying like a loaf of bread. I said, baby, baby, baby, are you dead?" - Mojo Nixon

"Some people are so afraid of losing their individuality. Wouldn't it be better for the pig to lose his pig-individuality if he can become God? Yes. But the poor pig does not think so at the time. Which state is my individuality? When I was a baby sprawling on the floor trying to swallow my thumb? Was that the individuality I should be sorry to lose? Fifty years hence I shall look upon this present state and laugh, just as I now look upon the baby state. Which of these individualities shall I keep?" - Swami Vivekananda

"Today, when death and old age are increasingly concealed behind euphemisms and comforting baby talk, and life is threatened with being smothered in the mass consumption of hypnotic mechanized vulgarity, the need to confront man with the reality of his situation is greater than ever. For the dignity of man lies in his ability to face reality in all its senselessness; to accept it freely, without fear, without illusions - and to laugh at it." - Martin Esslin

"If you get frustrated and unhappy with yourself, then there is going to be a problem. You have to laugh at yourself and laugh at your mechanism that is out of gear." - Nirmala Srivastava

"Learn to laugh at yourselves as one must laugh!" - Friedrich Nietzsche

"Anything I shouldn't laugh at makes me laugh." - Simon Cowell

"If you write in the paper 'Lee stinks,' that's not going to affect me. I'll just laugh. And if you write 'Derrek Lee is the best player in the league,' that won't affect me either. I'll laugh." - Derrek Lee

"In the modern conflict between the Smile and the Laugh, I am all in favor of laughing. The recent stage of culture and criticism might very well be summed up as the men who smile criticizing the men who laugh." - Gilbert K Chesterton

"The classic comedian says there's nothing that's taboo; if you laugh at one thing you've got to laugh at everything, that comedy is taking people to dark areas and showing them the light." - Bo Burnham

"Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails." - Max Eastman

"Perhaps the mission of those who love mankind is to make people laugh at the truth, to make truth laugh, because the only truth lies in learning to free ourselves from insane passion for the truth." - Umberto Eco

"We only have one agenda, which is to make 'em laugh their pants off. Unless they are girls, of course, when it is to make them laugh their bras off so we can get a quick look." - Adrian Edmondson

"I found out that if you made people laugh, they like you. Most people got to like me because I made them laugh. When they didn't, I hit them." - Buddy Hackett

"What makes me laugh? Richard Nixon always made me laugh." - Bruce Vilanch

"I love to laugh. I love to make people laugh." - Dreama Walker

"I had always loved comedy, and acted out Steve Martin and Bill Cosby albums with my sister for my parents on road trips and stuff, and I loved to laugh and make people laugh." - Rob Delaney

"A solitary laugh is often a laugh of superiority." - Graham Greene

"I think that sometimes you do something that makes a small group of people laugh, which is all we were trying to do; we were just trying to make each other laugh." - John Cleese

"I live to laugh, and I laugh to live." - Milton Berle

"I'm tired of explaining to Hollywood that people would laugh at me, because I go around America making them laugh every week. Nobody would be offended, nobody would think my leather pants are too controversial." - Jen Kirkman

"I'm making the statement that we should all live life and have a laugh. Nakedness is a thing where people take notice. If you do it in the right way, people laugh." - Mark Roberts



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