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Baby Fathers Quotes


"What's shaking, chiefy baby?" - Thurgood Marshall

"Just shred baby, shred." - Al Davis

"I'm world champion, baby!" - Jenson Button

"Everybody's baby, ain't nobody's gal." - Dan Bern

"I'm not adopting a baby." - Cynthia Nixon

"I've always wanted a baby." - Marilyn Monroe

"Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy chests, since they can make the baby sneeze and give it wind." - Mike Harding

"Babies don't need fathers, but mothers do. Someone who is taking care of a baby needs to be taken care of." - Amy Heckerling

"Yoogeun's a global baby now. Golbae." - Onew

"Baby girl, Cross is a tsunami." - Sylvia Day

"I'll respond to your text message, baby." - Nick Jonas

"Hey, baby, nobody suffers like the poor." - Mickey Rourke

"I never could guess your weight, baby." - Bob Dylan

"My baby does the hanky panky." - Tommy James

"Human Nature Baby, grab it and growl." - Stephen King

"It's karma, baby. And it goes around." - Alicia Keys

"Burn rubber, not your soul, baby." - Craig Fernandez

"Yes, I kidnapped that Lindberg baby." - Chuck Palahniuk

"I've retired my sneakers for stilettos, baby!" - Vivica A Fox

"I think they've been baby bummers." - Suze Orman

"When a mother has a baby, she should stay home with that baby." - Bernie Sanders

"Hey Baby. Baby? You're kidding me, right? I was trying it out. No? No." - Cassandra Clare

"Every moment is a brand new baby, Baby. Every vow is a brave new voice." - Buddy Wakefield

"An imaginary baby is so much easier than a real baby. No diapers to change." - Sufjan Stevens

"I personally don't feel any pressure to make jokes about multiple baby-fathers and stereotypical black jokes, because one, that's just not my life, and two, I wouldn't even sound right talking about those things." - Issa Rae

"I've seen beautiful and profound change and growth in men who are becoming fathers. Women get to carry the baby, so you might get a little head start on them, but watching a man get to know the little person, seeing that bond evolve and seeing the difference in the relationship between fathers and their sons and daughters, is fascinating." - Liv Tyler

"Angel?" I said. "Baby penguins eat a regurgitated mixture of partially digested fish, krill, and an oily substance form their fathers' stomachs. Are you willing to eat a bunch of raw fish and krill, and then barf it back up into a baby penguin's cute, cheeping mouth? Like, every hour?" Sometimes my crushing logic astounds even me." - James Patterson

"It is a pity that instead of the Pilgrim Fathers landing on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock had not landed on the Pilgrim Fathers." - Chauncey Depew

"Cling to thy native land, for it is the land of thy fathers?" - Friedrich Schiller

"Success has many fathers." - John F Kennedy

"I have two fathers." - Shania Twain

"Men are more like the time they live in than they are like their fathers." - Bill Vaughan

"Flowers are words which even a baby can understand." - Arthur Cleveland Coxe

"You're never too old to take baby steps" - Capital STEEZ

"Oh, he knows how to play, little bitty baby Potter." - J K Rowling

"I'm not following anybody's tracks, I'm making my own, baby." - Picabo Street

"I got introduced to audiobooks because of having a baby" - Susie Bright

"Elsa's joke Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots!" - Jacqueline Wilson

"Stay here, baby ... Trust me, okay? Don't run." - Jessica Sorensen

"I"ll respond to your text message, baby." - Nick Jonas

"Are we all bubbles blown by a baby?" - H G Wells

"We were never meant to be baby, we just happened" - Keri Hilson

"Down by the river, I shot my baby dead." - Neil Young

"Hey baby. You're sexy like a chocolate strawberry." - Ronnie Shields

"Don't wait to have a baby! Do it now!" - Annette Bening

"I can't bear to hear a woman talk baby talk." - Cary Grant

"Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe." - Natasha Leggero

"I saved the baby. I saved her. For you." - Bran" - Ilona Andrews

"Don't tell me about the pain. Show me the baby." - Bill Parcells

"Baby, high school's over. High school's never over.." - Karen Joy Fowler

"I was always the girl who had that baby face." - Jessica Capshaw

"'Tis love that makes the world go round, my baby." - Charles Dickens

"My baby is the joy in my life." - Candace Parker

"Baby eagles can never soar under their family's wing." - Liu Yang

"A baby was sleeping, Its mother was weeping." - Samuel Lover

"I'm not following anybody's tracks, I'm making my own baby." - Picabo Street

"We're not going to baby sit a civil war." - Barack Obama

"Baby, baby, don't get hooked on me, cause I'll just use you then I'll set you free." - Mac Davis

"After 'Baby Doll,' I did some Westerns. I would try to do something so far away from 'Baby Doll.'" - Carroll Baker

"For me, there's a big difference between having a baby in your 20s and having a baby in your 40s." - Jane Kaczmarek

"I owe the baby my life. I owe this baby everything and I have a responsibility now." - Nicole Richie

"There is a special intense love between human children and the people who take care of them, not just mothers but also fathers and older sisters and great-uncles and baby-sitters. And that love doesn't just provide us with emotional warmth and sustenance. It also lets human beings, as a species, understand the world and create new worlds ourselves." - Alison Gopnik

"I get this a lot: 'Oh, can you take a picture with my baby? Can you hold the baby?' I don't want to hold your baby! I'll hold my baby. I don't like holding someone else's baby. I'm serious! You never know what could happen. It's such an awkward position you're put in, and it's like, 'No, sorry.'" - Juan Pablo Montoya

"The land of my fathers. My fathers can have it." - Dylan Thomas

"Noble fathers have noble children." - Euripides

"The fundamental defect of fathers is that they want their children to be a credit to them." - Bertrand Russell

"Good fathers make good sons." - Anonymous

"There are fathers who do not love their children; there is no grandfather who does not adore his grandson." - Victor Hugo

"The moral code which was good enough for our fathers is not good enough for our children." - Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach

"People say that when a baby is crying the paternal grandmother will say, "The baby is crying, you should feed her," and the maternal grandmother will say, "Why is that baby crying so much, making her mom so tired?" - Shin Kyung-sook

"If you were aboard a lifeboat with a baby and a dog, and the boat capsized, would you rescue the baby or the dog?" Regan, "If it were a retarded baby and a bright dog, I'd save the dog." - Tom Regan

"Instead of having a baby, why dont you get a tattoo of a baby first, and see how that works out for six months to a year, and then see if you're ready to have a baby." - Chelsea Handler

"Listen baby, Muver love you. Muver not dumb. Listen baby: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ. Thas the alphabet. Twenty- six letters in all. Them letters make up words. Them words everything." - Sapphire

"You don't know anything about pain until you've seen your own baby drowned in a tub... and you definitely don't know anything about how to wash a baby." - Anthony Jeselnik

"Well, I just don't want to talk to America about my family. Like, this is my baby. This isn't America's baby." - Kanye West

"Inside my head I carry: my baby goat, my baby brother, my ama's face, our family's future. My bundle is light. My burden is heavy." - Patricia Mccormick

"Baby, baby let me sleep on it Let me sleep on it And I'll give you my answer in the morning..." - Jim Steinman

"And baby, when I see ya I'm gonna love you all over the place And baby, when I see ya I'm gonna kiss you all over your face" - Macy Gray

"Congrats to Prince William and Kate Middleton, who welcomed a baby girl on Saturday. The royal baby weighed eight pounds - or around 12 American dollars." - Jimmy Fallon

"I wish that every baby everywhere could land in a family that wanted that baby as much as we want ours." - Sharon Creech

"A woman can tell me about her having a baby, but I'll never know what it is to have a baby." - Paul Mooney

"People gave me such a bad time about wanting a baby. I didn't want a baby, and I still don't. I wanted a dog." - Ann Patchett

"Who is getting more pleasure from this rocking, the baby or me?" - Nancy Thayer

"in the beginning William Shakespeare was a baby, and knew absolutely nothing. He couldn't even speak." - Mary Ruefle

"A baby is a very heavy thing, any mother will tell you." - George Ella Lyon

"Please don't let the illegal ivory trade orphan even more baby elephants." - Yao Ming

"You sure you don't want to kiss me good-bye, baby?" - Ilona Andrews

"Nobody ever had a rainbow baby until they had the rain" - Jim Croce

"Keep your baby eyes (which are the eyes of genius) on what we don't know" - Lincoln Steffens

"Baby, I ain't trash. Trash is something you throw away. My people keep me." - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"My hair is a battle. It's an uphill, fine, baby-haired battle." - Emma Stone

"Grip the club as if you were holding a baby bird." - Sam Snead

"Bringing a baby into the world is not like grilling enchiladas. It's a difficult thing." - Gael Garcia Bernal

"This is what you get, Maura, for using your DNA to make a baby." - Maggie Stiefvater

"Scrawny? Baby, I invented scrawny. Scrawny is the new sizzling hot." - Rick Riordan

"It's like, you know how sometimes you see a really sexy baby? Wait..." - David Levithan

"That's Ash's baby. (Kyrian) Lucy, you got some "splaining to do. (Wulf)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Ca' clean up after you anymore, baby brother, so do' punk out. Make it count." - Rachel Vincent

"Those with a moral deficit put on a good show, and sleep like a baby." - Paul Newman

"Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child." - Tina Brown

"No one wants to hear about the labor pains, they just want to see the baby." - Lou Brock

"My heart's never smiled so hard Baby. Lovin' you is fun." - Easton Corbin

"Help them to learn songs of joy, instead of burn, baby, burn." - Paul Mccartney

"I love rock and roll, so put another dime in the juke box, baby." - Joan Jett

"I used to drink from my little sister's bottle when she was a baby." - Jessica Jung

"It never enters the lady's head that the wet-nurse's baby probably dies." - Harriet Martineau

"The baby romped on my lap like a short stout salmon." - Sylvia Townsend Warner

"The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson." - Woody Allen

"The next time you want pussy, just look in the mirror baby" - Madonna Ciccone

"The blues had a baby and they called it rock and roll." - Muddy Waters

"Editing while you're writing is like strangling the baby in the crib." - Quincy Jones

"Well now everything dies baby that's a fact But maybe everything that dies someday comes back." - Bruce Springsteen

"If you want to be the best, baby, you've got to work harder than anybody else." - Sammy Davis Jr

"I'm a huge baby and horror films just terrify me, they're very effective with me." - Alexandra Daddario

"I don't watch television because I have a tiny baby daughter. I'm useless." - Mireille Enos

"Photography's like this baby that needs to be fed all the time. It's always hungry." - Annie Leibovitz

"Overpay good baby-sitters." - H Jackson Brown Jr

"I want to buy a house. I want to retire well. I want to have baby..." - Sallie Krawcheck

"Light is actually the first word I said as a little baby." - Gary Busey

"I've been around for a very long time, I've been around since God had baby cheeks." - Jean Houston

"You can take art, you can have a baby, you can have a career." - Regina Spektor

"Michael Jackson has a new baby boy; no word yet who the father is." - Jay Leno

"I show Baby, and Oswald shows the hounds. We've nothing else to interest anybody." - Anthony Trollope

"Next thing I know, there a baby in my ter-litt!" - Kathy Griffin

"The baby figure of the giant mass Of things to come at large." - William Shakespeare

"I'm sleeping like a baby, too. Every two hours, I wake up, screaming." - Colin Powell

"As cute as baby clothes are... I try to buy less." - Jessica Capshaw

"I'm proof that, even after having a baby, you can look better and sexier than ever!" - Kourtney Kardashian

"I sleep with my baby blanket, Kiki, that my nana made for me." - Rob Kardashian

"Now, look, baby, 'Union' is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word." - Dorothy Parker

"Meet me in Cognito, baby. In Cognito, we'll have nothing to hide." - Tom Robbins

"You can't produce a baby in one month by getting nine women pregnant." - Warren Buffett

"The only way I'm interested in having a baby is the old-fashioned way." - Bethenny Frankel

"It's very difficult leaving the house anytime with my baby at home." - Mariska Hargitay

"Of course everyone says they hate baby talk, but mine was not annoying." - Mariska Hargitay

"I'd like to be taller. I'd like my baby fat to leave." - Kirsten Dunst

"Having a baby is a disaster for your career. I don't think there's any sympathy." - Mariella Frostrup

"I'm a total water-baby. I've seen some pristine beaches, from Greece to Goa." - Esha Gupta

"Giving birth to a baby does not make you an infant." - Gayle Tzemach Lemmon

"Carrying a baby is the most rewarding experience a woman can enjoy." - Jayne Mansfield

"I have a little baby. She knows who I am. My friends know. My family knows." - Marla Maples

"I feel it's like being a kid and dressing up, because that's what Baby Jane is." - Millicent Martin

"I am just not a water baby. I can swim, but I just don't." - Richard C Armitage

"The leg of a baby is stronger than the balls of Muhamed Ali" - Imi Lichtenfeld

"Having a baby dragged me, kicking and screaming, from the world of self-absorption." - Paul Reiser

"A game one of my sisters will play with me in my first year of being alive is called Good Baby, Bad Baby. This consists of being told I am a good baby until I smile and laugh, then being told I am a bad baby until I burst into tears. This training will stand me in good stead all through my life." - Ali Smith

"I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film." - Jack Nicholson

"I think I would be very sad if I wasn't able to have a baby." - Nicole Kidman

"I work my butt off to stay in shape, especially after having had a baby." - Poppy Montgomery

"When you have a baby, love is automatic, when you get married, love is earned." - Marie Osmond



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