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Baby Eating Quotes


"Distracting a politician from governing is like distracting a bear from eating your baby." - P. J. O'Rourke

"Distracting a politician from governing is like distracting a bear from eating your baby." - P J Orourke

"I was more of the kind of babysitter that liked holding the baby, sort of playing Mom, and then putting the baby to bed and watching TV while eating everything in their kitchen." - Ari Graynor

"I might be a wicked girl who'd think nothing of eating a baby for breakfast, but I'd never allow myself to get expelled. It's far too public." - Franny Billingsley

"I had absolutely no idea how I had ballooned during my pregnancy. All I thought about was eating plenty of food to keep my baby healthy." - Jennifer Ellison

"Having a baby can be a scream." - Joan Rivers

"I'm just stayin' humble, and true. It's good right now baby - staying' true baby." - Paul Wall

"Yes, Sir, that's my baby, No, Sir, don't mean 'maybe,' Yes, Sir, that's my baby now." - Gus Kahn

"You don't develop good teeth by eating mush." - Earl Blaik

"Is that a beard, or is Niedermayer eating a muskrat?" - Harry Neale

"I've done the Rolling Stones eating each other." - Ralph Steadman

"When I feel like I'm in a rut, I remember it's the little things in life that are important, like riding a bike with a friend or eating ice cream with my baby niece." - Michelle Kwan

"See... I knew baby Marissa was quality people, look how she's eating the head off the red-headed Artemis doll. Simi need to teach her to belch fire, then introduce her to the real heifer-Goddess herself(Simi)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"The human race is just getting started.... The cerebral cortex is only a hundred thousand years old. It's still a baby, sucking teat and eating Cheerios. We might get better, maybe even wise, if we can last another thousand years." - Ellen Gilchrist

"People seldom live up to their baby pictures." - Rodney Dangerfield

"Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard." - Andy Borowitz

"We were never meant to be baby, we just happened" - Keri Hilson

"The ball must be as slippery as a wet baby." - Tony Gubba

"Having a baby is definitely a labor of love." - Joan Rivers

"I woke up this morning, My baby was gone." - B B King

"The true essence of comedy is a baby seal hunt." - Michael Odonoghue

"I enjoy producing because the show becomes your baby." - Kate Omara

"I love so much you see, you're even in my dreams I can hear baby, I can hear you calling me I'm so in love with you, all I ever want to do is Thank you baby, thank you baby.." - Alton Ellis

"I'll tell you a secret I don't even know. Baby, there's something wrong with me Baby, there's something wrong with me Baby, there's something wrong with me That I can't see." - Aimee Mann

"If you feel like eating, eat. Let your body tell you what it wants." - Joan Benoit

"Fashion is like eating. You shoudn't stick with the same menu." - Kenzo Takada

"There is a good deal in a man's mode of eating." - Ovid

"Appetite comes with eating." - Francois Rabelais

"While eating a delicious food, remember the peasants and the workers who made this possible!" - Mehmet Murat Ildan

"Eating people is wrong." - Michael Flanders

"Childhood nutrition and healthy eating is a cause that is extremely close to my heart." - Marcus Samuelsson

"Healthy can be the new good. Eating delicious should not be sacrificed because it's healthy." - Marcus Samuelsson

"Eating vegetarian doesn't mean you have to eat boring, humdrum dishes." - Marcus Samuelsson

"I'm guilty of eating Magnum bars before I go to sleep at night." - Madonna Ciccone

"I love eating at Sonic with my family in Oklahoma. And no, I'm not kidding." - Kristin Chenoweth

"I love running, swimming and riding, sleeping and eating, reading and loving things that everybody likes" - Nastassja Kinski

"I don't want to be seen smiling, having fun, or eating." - Victoria Beckham

"Secrets have a way of eating away at us from the inside" - Justin Somper

"I've spent my whole life pushing sugar. People aren't going to stop eating sugar-we shouldn't throw the baby out with the bathwater. When you're with a group of people and you take a bite of a really great dessert, the conversation just stops. We don't want to get rid of those moments." - Emily Luchetti

"Akri? Can I keep him? See, he good eating. Lots of fat on this one. (Simi) No, Simi. You ca' keep the baby. His mother would miss him. (Acheron) But he want to go home with the Simi. He said so. (Simi) No, Simi. (Acheron) No Simi, no food. Nag, nag, nag. (Simi)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Akri? Can I keep him? See, he good eating. Lots of fat on this one. (Simi) No, Simi. You can't keep the baby. His mother would miss him. (Acheron) But he want to go home with the Simi. He said so. (Simi) No, Simi. (Acheron) No Simi, no food. Nag, nag, nag. (Simi)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"I've been eating tons of organic foods, staying away from processed sugars, white flours, and anything artificial. It's the same as my normal regime, but I'm being even stricter, because everything I put into my body is literally building this precious baby inside me." - Danica Mckellar

"I panicked when my son, Jett, stopped eating baby food. He's only two, but his food vocabulary is fantastic. He likes my baked tilapia and string beans with chopped garlic. But he really likes pizza. Sometimes every inanimate object to him is pizza." - Jill Scott

"It's always good to leave a little space between eating and lying down in bed at the end of the day. The best thing to eat at night in general is protein, fat, and vegetables. For instance, if you're in an Italian restaurant, have chicken piccata with lemon-butter sauce, lots of vegetables, and a big salad. You'll sleep like a baby." - Suzanne Somers

"I was eating lots of vegetables and fruit every day during my pregnancy - my baby needed the best of the best, so it was the opposite of overeating. I had this being inside of me, and I was responsible for everything he got." - Gisele Bundchen

"Do you want - do you want - do you want to dance with me baby?" - Joni Mitchell

"It's like a mother, when the baby is crying, she picks up the baby and she holds the baby tenderly in her arms. Your pain, your anxiety is your baby. You have to take care of it. You have to go back to yourself, to recognize the suffering in you, embrace the suffering, and you get a relief." - Nhat Hanh

"Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last." - Charles Dickens

"Don't forget that compared to a grownup person every baby is a genius." - May Sarton

"I really don't believe in abortion. It's like killing a baby." - Justin Bieber

"What's shaking, chiefy baby?" - Thurgood Marshall

"Just shred baby, shred." - Al Davis

"How to fold a diaper depends on the size of the baby and the diaper." - Benjamin Spock

"I'm world champion, baby!" - Jenson Button

"A conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can." - Anonymous

"No one wants to hear about the labor pains, they just want to see the baby." - Lou Brock

"What is love ... Oh baby, don't hurt me ... Don't hurt me no more." - Haddaway

"It never enters the lady's head that the wet-nurse's baby probably dies." - Harriet Martineau

"Overpay good baby-sitters." - H Jackson Brown Jr

"Tar-baby ain't sayin' nuthin', en Brer Fox, he lay low." - Joel Chandler Harris

"Every baby saved, every mother helped to choose life is a step in the right direction." - Alveda King

"Are you eating it? Or is it eating you?" - Larry Cohen

"I love eating. I mean, I really, really love eating." - Martin Freeman

"A man may as well expect to grow stronger by always eating as wiser by always reading." - Jeremy Collier

"The case for meat-eaters - if eating meat is a sin, then why are some plants carnivorous?" - Siddharth Katragadda

"The society that destroys its children is eating its own tail, committing suicide in the most perverse way." - Jennifer Stone

"Eating is a political act." - Michael Pollan

"Stop eating before you're full." - Michael Pollan

"The appetite grows with eating." - Francois Rabelais

"Eating is an environmental act." - Alice Waters

"Do no talk while eating." - Mata Amritanandamayi

"I am inclined to think that eating is a private thing and should be done alone, like other bodily functions." - Sylvia Ashton-Warner

"I have been eating poetry." - Mark Strand

"The appetite grows by eating." - Francois Rabelais

"Eating is an agricultural act." - Wendell Berry

"There really is no ethical difference between eating a cat or a chicken, a dog or a pig." - Steveo

"I think it's very expensive to not eat healthy. Eating healthy is the only affordable option we have left." - Marcus Samuelsson

"We're quite volatile as individuals, but that doesn't work exponentially when we are together. Relationships are about eating humble pie." - Guy Ritchie

"To me, climbing is like eating or drinking. I have to do it; it's part of my life." - Alain Robert

"I prefer eating to cooking." - Sania Mirza

"Eating has to be fun." - Jose Andres Puerta

"If you do not know where the mushroom products you are consuming are grown, think twice before eating them." - Paul Stamets

"As far as dieting and weight loss go, diet and exercise actually works. Lots of running and healthy eating." - Emile Hirsch

"Flesh eating is unprovoked murder." - Benjamin Franklin

"'Cause your love got the best of me, and baby you're making a fool of me. You got me sprung and i don't care who sees, 'cause baby you got me so crazy." - Beyonce Knowles

"Like, this is my baby. This isn't America's baby." - Kanye West

"When my husband Edgar and I were courting, he said he couldn't wait to have a baby. It was only after we were married that he changed his mind and decided that I should have the baby." - Joan Rivers

"A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers." - Kevin Nealon

"To protest about bullfighting in Spain, the eating of dogs in South Korea, or the slaughter of baby seals in Canada, while continuing to eat eggs from hens who have spent their lives crammed into cages, or veal from calves who have been deprived of their mothers, their proper diet, and the freedom to lie down with their legs extended, is like denouncing apertheid in South Africa while asking your neighbors not to sell their houses to blacks." - Peter Singer

"The depression belongs to all of us. I think of the family down the road whose mother was having a baby and they went around the neighborhood saying, "We're pregnant." I want to go around the neighborhood saying, "We're depressed." If my mum can't get out of bed in the morning, all of us feel the same. Her silence has become ours, and it's eating us alive." - Melina Marchetta

"When I'm taking the subway to my improv shows I will be writing in my notebook different actions that I see people doing on the train whether it's eating yogurt or looking at where their stop is, or tripping or holding a baby. It's not preparing scenes and ideas as much as it is stoking your brain to think observantly. Just to place observations in your head, so that they are available somewhere." - Mike Birbiglia

"In the summer of 2012 - and we do as we do when we get together to brainstorm an idea - we were both probably eating grilled cheese and watching 'Oprah's Favorite Things,' so it will never end, and we both brought a few things to the table of what we wanted our next project to be. And Jessica said, 'What if we raised a baby together?'" - Lennon Parham

"I wasn't always a vegetarian. I didn't care about animals one way or the other; they were part of the scenery, until one day on tour, I saw a baby panda. I thought that it was the most fabulous animal in the world and made a different kind of connection. I began to understand how animals were part of the greater scheme, and I stopped eating them." - Grace Slick

"A baby changes your dinner party conversation from politics to poops [very pleasant thanks for that mental image Maurice!]" - Mo Johnston

"What's wrong with assholes, baby?" - Charles Bukowski

"No one vinces me, baby" - Michael Grant

"I can dodge bullets, baby!" - Phil Hellmuth

"Oh God, me." - Julie James

"I took a baby shower." - Steven Wright

"I'm not going to call a dog "Dog." I suppose if she were a baby you'd cal her "Person."" - Warren Beatty

"A baby sitter is someone who watches your TV set While your kids cry themselves to sleep." - Anonymous

"I'm fighting for this girl on the battlefield of love Got me look like baby Cupid Sending arrows from above" - Jay Sean

"C'mon baby light for me!" - Cody Lundin

"Everybody's baby, ain't nobody's gal." - Dan Bern

"I'm a real American baby!" - Shawn Michaels

"A baby was sleeping, Its mother was weeping, For her husband was far on the wild-raging sea." - Samuel Lover

"Every baby needs a lap." - Henry Robin

"[When someone asked what good a hot-air balloon could be:] What good is a newborn baby?" - Benjamin Franklin

"Well, June is, uh, National Dairy Month, and I'll be milking Deirdre later... Ain't that right baby." - Don Imus

"Prism! Where is that baby?" - Oscar Wilde

"We're all born bald, baby." - Telly Savalas

"I'm not adopting a baby." - Cynthia Nixon

"Stand-up is my baby." - Kevin Hart

"I've always wanted a baby." - Marilyn Monroe

"It's not burn baby burn, but learn, baby, learn, so that you can earn, baby, earn." - Martin Luther King, Jr.

"She was lying like a loaf of bread. I said, baby, baby, baby, are you dead?" - Mojo Nixon

"Basically, though, I believe in eating well, not eating too much but eating a variety of foods." - Joan Collins

"Just as eating against one's will is injurious to health, so studying without a liking for it spoils the memory, and it retains nothing it takes in." - Leonardo Da Vinci

"Some things you have to do every day. Eating about seven apples on Saturday night instead of one a day just isn't going to get the job done." - Jim Rohn

"If you are eating well and your condition is pure and clean, life itself becomes like the dreams or visions that you have when sleeping." - Michio Kushi

"I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks." - Joe E Lewis

"There are young people today that move like old people from eating too much junk food and not getting enough exercise." - Dharma Mittra

"You can allow yourself 72 hours of wallowing time. Then you've got to get into the gym, stop eating the ice cream and move on." - Jennifer Love Hewitt

"I wasn't very good about the pain. I started screaming for painkillers after the third contraction and didn't stop until my daughter was eating solid food." - Linda Sunshine

"There is something profoundly satisfying about sharing a meal. Eating together, breaking bread together, is one of the oldest and most fundamentally unifying of human experiences." - Barbara Coloroso

"No man is lonely while eating spaghetti." - Robert Morley

"Gentlemen don't propose when they're eating." - Arthur Wimperis

"In short, software is eating the world" - Marc Andreessen

"I was living in a house with five guys, eating their leftovers when they weren't watching. I went from that to having $1-billion-plus on paper." - Jeffrey Skoll

"I've noticed a funny thing about people who are over-weight. They spend all their time thinking about food -except when they're actually eating it" - Paul McKenna

"Shame is a soul eating emotion." - Carl Jung

"My appetite comes to me while eating." - Michel De Montaigne

"Do fish get cramps after eating?" - Steven Wright

"Eating is sex for old people." - Jonathan Carroll

"Eating vegetables makes me feel good." - Joely Fisher

"The strong were always eating the weak." - James Rollins

"I'm happier than a pig eating bacon!" - Daniel Handler

"eating is the sleeping of being awake." - Joseph Gordon-Levitt

"I'm happier than a pig eating bacon!" - Daniel Handler

"Pity is like eating mustard without beef." - Augustus Hare

"Note that the eating of flesh is not only physically against nature, but it also makes us spiritually coarse and gross by reason of satiety and surfeit." - Plutarch

"Charles had once remarked that holding onto a resentment was like eating rat poison and waiting for the rat to die." - Anne Lamott

"Eating meat is primitive, barbaric, and arrogant." - Ingrid Newkirk

"Eating is never so simple as hunger." - Erica Jong

"Eating is the secret to good cooking." - Julia Child

"Were you thinking about eating me?" - Cassandra Clare

"In short, software is eating the world" - Marc Andreessen

"Worry is today's mouse eating tomorrow's cheese." - Larry Eisenberg

"Ah, Caviar! I keep on eating it, but can never get my fill. Like olives. It's a lucky thing it's not salty." - Anton Chekhov

"Eating and exercising should be conscious decisions." - Jennifer Aniston



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