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"Daddy, daddy, daddy, All I want is you. You can have me, baby - but my lovin' days is through. A certain amount of impotence in a dream deferred." - Langston Hughes

"I've been very busy working on the ABC Family sitcom, 'Baby Daddy.'" - Tahj Mowry

"I wouldn't want to do a 'Maury Povich' show. Baby daddy! Who's your daddy? Who's your mama? I wouldn't want to do that kind of show." - Nene Leakes

"What's shaking, chiefy baby?" - Thurgood Marshall

"Just shred baby, shred." - Al Davis

"I'm world champion, baby!" - Jenson Button

"Overpay good baby-sitters." - H Jackson Brown Jr

"You want baby daddy to be one step ahead of you. Which they can't be, so it's a weird thing to ask for. But I have." - Mila Kunis

"I'm really grateful that my baby daddy is incredibly involved. But there's certain things I wish he could just telepathically know." - Kathryn Hahn

"Let the child see Mama and Daddy both at least once a day. Never quarrel or argue in front of a baby or a child-it destroys security." - L Ron Hubbard

"In our society leaving baby with Daddy is just one step above leaving the kids to be raised by wolves or apes." - Al Roker

"Like, this is my baby. This isn't America's baby." - Kanye West

"What's wrong with assholes, baby?" - Charles Bukowski

"I can dodge bullets, baby!" - Phil Hellmuth

"Oh God, baby...love me." - Julie James

"I took a baby shower." - Steven Wright

"C'mon baby light for me!" - Cody Lundin

"Prism! Where is that baby?" - Oscar Wilde

"It's not burn baby burn, but learn, baby, learn, so that you can earn, baby, earn." - Martin Luther King, Jr.

"She was lying like a loaf of bread. I said, baby, baby, baby, are you dead?" - Mojo Nixon

"I love my baby more than anything. He's like a Gerber baby. He's the cutest baby in the whole world." - Bristol Palin

"The Hall of Fame is forever, baby!" - Kenny Rogers

"Baby, you are gonna miss that plane." - Julie Delpy

"... and what good is a baby?" - Michael Faraday

"Don't mistake kindness for weakness, baby." - Albert Collins

"The universe is the baby of time." - Jon Jones

"I wonder if Chupacabras are...baby Mothmen?" - George Noory

"A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear." - Alan Davies

"I'm utterly indifferent to Kate Middleton's baby." - Philippa Gregory

"Hey, baby, nobody suffers like the poor." - Mickey Rourke

"You're so square, baby, I don't care." - Elvis Presley

"Having a baby can be a scream." - Joan Rivers

"Human Nature Baby, grab it and growl." - Stephen King

"Nothing is more precious than your baby." - Jane Goodall

"It's karma, baby. And it goes around." - Alicia Keys

"I love children. I'm embarrassingly baby-crazy." - Sarah Silverman

"I'm talkin about Mountain Dews, baby!" - Shaun White

"Do what you feel is right, baby." - Snoop Dogg

"Baby carrots are making me gay." - Stephen Colbert

"I was a straight-A student, baby!" - Gloria Estefan

"For sale. Baby shoes. Never worn." - Ernest Hemingway

"Yes, I kidnapped that Lindberg baby." - Chuck Palahniuk

"I'll always have a baby face." - Tracey Gold

"TV is not a baby sitter." - Luis Guzman

"My body is a baby machine." - Kristin Scott Thomas

"You either have a baby, want a baby, or don't want a baby, but you don't nothing a baby if you're in your 30s or 40s." - Helen Hunt

"Desmond, don't poke the baby!'... 'I'll get you next time-' Don't threaten the baby either!'..." - Derek Landy

"The lover as baby is a less troubling idea than the baby as lover." - Mason Cooley

"When a mother has a baby, she should stay home with that baby." - Bernie Sanders

"There is no such thing as a baby, there is a baby and someone." - Donald Woods Winnicott

"Ooh baby, baby, it's a wild world, it's hard just to get by upon a smile." - Cat Stevens

"The energy that gets the baby in is the energy that gets the baby out." - Ina May Gaskin

"Every moment is a brand new baby, Baby. Every vow is a brave new voice." - Buddy Wakefield

"An imaginary baby is so much easier than a real baby. No diapers to change." - Sufjan Stevens

"Thinking about women who can't have their own baby, even the first baby, I'm really lucky." - Bethenny Frankel

"If you want a baby, have a new one. Don't baby the old one." - Jessamyn West

"Daddy, What's the horizontal tango?" - Simone Elkeles

"Gravity is matter's sugar daddy." - Brian Greene

"My heart belongs to daddy." - Marilyn Monroe

"I watched my daddy play that guitar, and whenever I could, I would pick it up and strum on it." - David Edwards

"Will none of the powers that be realize what Brian Wilson did with the chords. Deftly taking from all sources, old rock, Four Freshman, he got in his records a beautiful hybrid sound - Let Him Run Wild, Don't Worry Baby, I Get Around, Fun, Fun, Fun - 'and she had fun, fun, fun 'till her daddy took her T-bird away.'" - Lou Reed

"I'd gazed into the abyss and the abyss had gazed back, just like Daddy always said it would: You want to know about life, Mac? It's simple. Keep watching rainbows, baby. Keep looking at the sky. You find what you look for. If you go hunting good in the world, you'll find it. If you go hunting evil . . . well, don't." - Karen Marie Moning

"I am so ready to be a mommy. I can't wait. I notice every little baby dress, every little baby toy, every little baby thing." - Halle Berry

"People seldom live up to their baby pictures." - Rodney Dangerfield

"Without a deadline, baby, I wouldn't do nothing." - Duke Ellington

"You're never too old to take baby steps" - Capital STEEZ

"Oh, he knows how to play, little bitty baby Potter." - J K Rowling

"I'm not following anybody's tracks, I'm making my own, baby." - Picabo Street

"Personally, I think wearing a baby chinchilla says, 'I'm ignorant." - Eva Mendes

"I got introduced to audiobooks because of having a baby" - Susie Bright

"Nine people can't make a baby in a month." - Fred Brooks

"You Call This One And It's All Over, Baby!" - Scotty Nguyen

"Oh yes, we're going to brawl, baby. Over you. Again." - Lauren Kate

"Sleep when your baby sleeps. Everyone knows this classic tip, but I say why stop there? Scream when your baby screams. Take Benadryl when your baby takes Benadryl. And walk around pantless when your baby walks around pantless." - Tina Fey

"Who's next! I got milk baby, who's next!" - James Toney

"Stay here, baby ... Trust me, okay? Don't run." - Jessica Sorensen

"Who is this Baby Ruth? And what does she do?" - George Bernard Shaw

"And on their lids... The baby Sleep is pillowed." - Percy Bysshe Shelley

"Kill an unborn baby and you still couldn't de-fetus" - Celph Titled

"A real Christmas baby was not to be lightly named." - Kate Douglas Wiggin

"There's always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby." - Tom Waits

"We were never meant to be baby, we just happened" - Keri Hilson

"That's it baby, if you've got it, flaunt it." - Mel Brooks

"Baby I know, the first cut is the deepest." - Cat Stevens

"I'll stick with you baby for a thousand years." - David Bowie

"The ball must be as slippery as a wet baby." - Tony Gubba

"If I don't love you, baby, grits ain't groceries." - Little Milton

"Is this love, baby, or is this just confusion?" - Jimi Hendrix

"But not me, baby, I've got you to save me." - Tom Petty

"Having a baby is definitely a labor of love." - Joan Rivers

"Flowers are words even a baby can understand." - Quentin Crisp

"Which is bigger? A baby eagle or a giant crow?" - Rona Barrett

"Come on Sandy, baby, loosen up, your too tight." - John Riggins

"Shut up Jas, you are not Baby Jesus" - Louise Rennison

"I'm loving the idea of having a baby" - Sabrina

"Don't pull your love out on me baby." - Joe Frank

"I'm such a baby if I even get a flu." - George Saunders

"I got married and had a baby. Created a human." - Hilary Duff

"James Cagney as a baby is not my ideal thing." - John Krasinski

"I can't bear to hear a woman talk baby talk." - Cary Grant

"The cradle is rocked but the baby is pinched." - Proverbs

"Having a baby with him meant marrying that face forever." - Erica Jong

"Oh my God, baby, you are in so much trouble." - Elizabeth Gilbert

"Baby, high school's over. High school's never over.." - Karen Joy Fowler

"The true essence of comedy is a baby seal hunt." - Michael Odonoghue

"I enjoy producing because the show becomes your baby." - Kate Omara

"Life is funny, baby, and that's no joke" - Rachel Cohn

"My baby is the joy in my life." - Candace Parker

"A baby is God's opinion that life should go on." - Carl Sandburg

"I've been through it all, baby, I'm mother courage." - Elizabeth Taylor

"Baby eagles can never soar under their family's wing." - Liu Yang

"My mom calls me 'baby face.' It's very embarrassing." - Stephen Colletti

"I also didn't consider myself a huge baby person." - Rachel Dratch

"Our baby is safe, and it's just a house." - Jennifer Dunn

"They are taking steps, but they are baby steps." - Julius Erving

"It's a pretty brutal process, having a baby." - Rachel Cusk

"The baby boom is about to become a patient boom." - Dalton Mcguinty

"I'm a working stiff, baby, just like everybody else." - Peter O'Toole

"A baby was sleeping, Its mother was weeping." - Samuel Lover

"I'm a big baby. I'm not tough at all." - Tom Sizemore

"Personally, I think wearing a baby chinchilla says, 'I'm ignorant.'" - Eva Mendes

"I do not believe having a baby is punishment." - Allen West

"I want a baby from an Italian - possibly Sicilian - donor." - Lady Gaga

"My next baby will be my new record." - Lady Gaga

"I'm not following anybody's tracks, I'm making my own baby." - Picabo Street

"I got introduced to audiobooks because of having a baby." - Susie Bright

"I'm a working stiff, baby, just like everybody else." - Peter Otoole

"Baby smiled, mother wailed, Earthward while the sweetling sailed; Mother smiled, baby wailed, When to earth came Viola." - Francis Thompson

"My baby she'll take a chance, my baby got a brand new dance, Wango Tango, Wango Tango." - Ted Nugent

"Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby." - Anonymous

"I got a hundred bucks says my baby beats Pete's baby. I just think genetics are in my favour." - Andre Agassi

"For me, there's a big difference between having a baby in your 20s and having a baby in your 40s." - Jane Kaczmarek

"My mom sees her sons as baby boys. Well, I stopped being her baby boy a long time ago." - Bryant Gumbel

"The song 'Baby Baby,' I so love that song because I wrote it about my first daughter." - Amy Grant

"I'll be stuntin like my daddy." - Kelly Rowland

"By the way, I've decided to start referring to myself exclusively as 'Daddy.' Everytime Daddy would otherwise say 'I' or 'Me,' Daddy is now going to say 'Daddy." - John Green

"With the first money I ever made I bought my Mommy and Daddy a car, and helped them fix their house up." - Dolly Parton

"So many of my relatives didn't get a chance to go to school, and my own Daddy couldn't read or write." - Dolly Parton

"In my case, a papadaddy is a father. My paternal grandfather was called Papa by my father who was called Daddy by me." - Clyde Edgerton

"What did I do to make Mommy leave?" "You didn't do anything. This isn't your fault." "Then why?" she'd wailed. "I don't know," her daddy had said, and he looked so sad. "It isn't fair!" "No, it isn't, baby. Not by a mile. The world's only as fair as you can make it. Takes a lot of fight. A lot of fight. But if you stay in here, in your own little cave, that's one less fighter on the side of fair." - Libba Bray

"What did I do to make Mommy leave?" "You did' do anything. This is' your fault." "Then why?" she"d wailed. "I do' know," her daddy had said, and he looked so sad. "It is' fair!" "No, it is', baby. Not by a mile. The world's only as fair as you can make it. Takes a lot of fight. A lot of fight. But if you stay in here, in your own little cave, that's one less fighter on the side of fair." - Libba Bray

"Summertime And the living is easy Fish are jumpin' And the cotton is high Oh, your daddy's rich And your mama's good lookin' So hush little baby now don't you cry One of these mornin's You're gonna rise up singin' Then you'll spread your wings And take to the sky But til that mornin' Ain't nothin' can harm you With your daddy And your mammy standin' by." - George Gershwin

"I would like to say boxing cannot compared with war. We have gloves on, we have cushions, we have referees, we have judges, we have ambulances there, the intention not to kill, we don't have steel there, we don't have bullets, we don't kill momma, kill daddy, kill baby, our intention is a sport, and we're not there to kill, so boxing cannot be compared in no way with machineguns and bombs and everything that used." - Muhammad Ali

"Daddy I'm just little But I love you BIG Happy Birthday Big Daddy" - John Walter Bratton

"One baby is a patient baby, and waits indefinitely until its mother is ready to feed it. The other baby is an impatient baby and cries lustily, screams and kicks and makes everybody unpleasant until it is fed. Well, we know perfectly well which baby is attended to first. That is the whole history of politics." - Emmeline Pankhurst

"I get this a lot: 'Oh, can you take a picture with my baby? Can you hold the baby?' I don't want to hold your baby! I'll hold my baby. I don't like holding someone else's baby. I'm serious! You never know what could happen. It's such an awkward position you're put in, and it's like, 'No, sorry.'" - Juan Pablo Montoya

"People say that when a baby is crying the paternal grandmother will say, "The baby is crying, you should feed her," and the maternal grandmother will say, "Why is that baby crying so much, making her mom so tired?" - Shin Kyung-sook

"I love so much you see, you're even in my dreams I can hear baby, I can hear you calling me I'm so in love with you, all I ever want to do is Thank you baby, thank you baby.." - Alton Ellis

"If you were aboard a lifeboat with a baby and a dog, and the boat capsized, would you rescue the baby or the dog?" Regan, "If it were a retarded baby and a bright dog, I'd save the dog." - Tom Regan

"If you go with what Hillary [Clinton] is saying, in the ninth month, you can take the baby and rip the baby out of the womb of the mother just prior to the birth of the baby." - Donald Trump



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