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Baby Cousin Quotes

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"my cousin Shirley, who never complains, screamed and screamed when she was having her baby. True, this was just during conception." - Joan Rivers

"My cousin had a baby and I was watching her breastfeed for a couple of bucks, and I'll tell you ladies: it's amazing." - Dave Attell

"What's shaking, chiefy baby?" - Thurgood Marshall

"Just shred baby, shred." - Al Davis

"I'm world champion, baby!" - Jenson Button

"Overpay good baby-sitters." - H Jackson Brown Jr

"Amber Rose is NOT Charlie's [Rose] cousin. I just want to make sure people know." - Andy Cohen

"Like, this is my baby. This isn't America's baby." - Kanye West

"A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers." - Kevin Nealon

"What's wrong with assholes, baby?" - Charles Bukowski

"No one vinces me, baby" - Michael Grant

"Oh God, baby...love me." - Julie James

"C'mon baby light for me!" - Cody Lundin

"Everybody's baby, ain't nobody's gal." - Dan Bern

"I'm a real American baby!" - Shawn Michaels

"Every baby needs a lap." - Henry Robin

"We're all born bald, baby." - Telly Savalas

"Stand-up is my baby." - Kevin Hart

"I've always wanted a baby." - Marilyn Monroe

"It's not burn baby burn, but learn, baby, learn, so that you can earn, baby, earn." - Martin Luther King, Jr.

"She was lying like a loaf of bread. I said, baby, baby, baby, are you dead?" - Mojo Nixon

"My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it kind of hard for him to come out of the closet." - Bill Kelly

"I love my baby more than anything. He's like a Gerber baby. He's the cutest baby in the whole world." - Bristol Palin

"The Hall of Fame is forever, baby!" - Kenny Rogers

"Yoogeun's a global baby now. Golbae." - Onew

"Baby, you are gonna miss that plane." - Julie Delpy

"... and what good is a baby?" - Michael Faraday

"Don't mistake kindness for weakness, baby." - Albert Collins

"Baby girl, Cross is a tsunami." - Sylvia Day

"The universe is the baby of time." - Jon Jones

"Ooh baby, I like it raw!" - Ol' Dirty Bastard

"A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear." - Alan Davies

"I'm utterly indifferent to Kate Middleton's baby." - Philippa Gregory

"You're so square, baby, I don't care." - Elvis Presley

"Crank up the Beach Boys, Baby." - Randy Newman

"I never could guess your weight, baby." - Bob Dylan

"My baby does the hanky panky." - Tommy James

"My baby love and I are ENGAGED!!!" - Evan Ross

"Why can't I be naked baby?!" - Randy Orton

"The baby is a different person" - Jeremy Vine

"Human Nature Baby, grab it and growl." - Stephen King

"Nothing is more precious than your baby." - Jane Goodall

"It's karma, baby. And it goes around." - Alicia Keys

"I love children. I'm embarrassingly baby-crazy." - Sarah Silverman

"This is your baby. Go do it." - Condoleezza Rice

"Burn rubber, not your soul, baby." - Craig Fernandez

"Come on baby Let's do the twist." - Hank Ballard

"LSD as Adolf Hitler: Heil Baby!" - Mel Brooks

"Baby carrots are making me gay." - Stephen Colbert

"Yes, I kidnapped that Lindberg baby." - Chuck Palahniuk

"My body is a baby machine." - Kristin Scott Thomas

"Baby, let's cruise, let's flow, let's glide." - Smokey Robinson

"You either have a baby, want a baby, or don't want a baby, but you don't nothing a baby if you're in your 30s or 40s." - Helen Hunt

"I think they've been baby bummers." - Suze Orman

"The lover as baby is a less troubling idea than the baby as lover." - Mason Cooley

"As everyone knows, nothing is sweeter than tiny baby fingers and chubby baby toes." - Mem Fox

"There is no such thing as a baby, there is a baby and someone." - Donald Woods Winnicott

"Ooh baby, baby, it's a wild world, it's hard just to get by upon a smile." - Cat Stevens

"If you can't feed your baby, then don't have a baby." - Michael Jackson

"The energy that gets the baby in is the energy that gets the baby out." - Ina May Gaskin

"Before a baby is born, you have a baby shower, not a fetus shower." - June Hunt

"I'm just stayin' humble, and true. It's good right now baby - staying' true baby." - Paul Wall

"Yes, Sir, that's my baby, No, Sir, don't mean 'maybe,' Yes, Sir, that's my baby now." - Gus Kahn

"I won't be waitin' any more cause I know Baby, baby I was made for you" - Zooey Deschanel

"Thinking about women who can't have their own baby, even the first baby, I'm really lucky." - Bethenny Frankel

"You must have been a beautiful baby, 'Cos baby just look at you now." - Johnny Mercer

"If you want a baby, have a new one. Don't baby the old one." - Jessamyn West

"I have one brother, John, an airline pilot, who is seven years younger. He's adopted, though we're still blood related - he's my cousin. My parents couldn't have any more children after me, so when Dad's brother died, they adopted John, then just a baby." - Gary Numan

"I'm in love with my second cousin." - Bob Dylan

"Simplicity is the first cousin of contentment." - John Stott

"Faith is the quiet cousin of courage." - Judith Hanson Lasater

"I am so ready to be a mommy. I can't wait. I notice every little baby dress, every little baby toy, every little baby thing." - Halle Berry

"People who care about celebrity babies are creepy. What will her baby look like?! A baby. Youve seen a baby right? Itll look like that." - Anna Kendrick

"People seldom live up to their baby pictures." - Rodney Dangerfield

"A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother." - Mark Twain

"Flowers are words which even a baby can understand." - Arthur Cleveland Coxe

"Without a deadline, baby, I wouldn't do nothing." - Duke Ellington

"Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard." - Andy Borowitz

"Oh, he knows how to play, little bitty baby Potter." - J K Rowling

"I'm not following anybody's tracks, I'm making my own, baby." - Picabo Street

"I went from being Mario who? to Mario baby!" - Mario Van Peebles

"Tis love that makes the world go round, my baby." - Charles Dickens

"Personally, I think wearing a baby chinchilla says, 'I'm ignorant." - Eva Mendes

"I got introduced to audiobooks because of having a baby" - Susie Bright

"Oh yes, we're going to brawl, baby. Over you. Again." - Lauren Kate

"Sleep when your baby sleeps. Everyone knows this classic tip, but I say why stop there? Scream when your baby screams. Take Benadryl when your baby takes Benadryl. And walk around pantless when your baby walks around pantless." - Tina Fey

"Elsa's joke Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots!" - Jacqueline Wilson

"When life is too much, roll with it, baby." - Steve Winwood

"Stay here, baby ... Trust me, okay? Don't run." - Jessica Sorensen

"Stay here, baby ... Trust me, okay? Don't run." - Jessica Sorensen

"Stay here, baby ... Trust me, okay? Do' run." - Jessica Sorensen

"Walk tall, or baby don't walk at all." - Bruce Springsteen

"Baby steps are the royal road to skill." - Daniel Coyle

"A real Christmas baby was not to be lightly named." - Kate Douglas Wiggin

"There's always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby." - Tom Waits

"What instruction the baby brings to the mother!" - Thomas Wentworth Higginson

"We were never meant to be baby, we just happened" - Keri Hilson

"That's it baby, if you've got it, flaunt it." - Mel Brooks

"Baby I'm so into you I can hardly breathe." - Martina Mcbride

"Baby I know, the first cut is the deepest." - Cat Stevens

"I'll stick with you baby for a thousand years." - David Bowie

"Ahhh, I love to love you baby, ahhh." - Donna Summer

"The ball must be as slippery as a wet baby." - Tony Gubba

"Down by the river, I shot my baby dead." - Neil Young

"But not me, baby, I've got you to save me." - Tom Petty

"Flowers are words even a baby can understand." - Quentin Crisp

"Which is bigger? A baby eagle or a giant crow?" - Rona Barrett

"Come on Sandy, baby, loosen up, your too tight." - John Riggins

"Hey baby. You're sexy like a chocolate strawberry." - Ronnie Shields

"Shut up Jas, you are not Baby Jesus" - Louise Rennison

"Don't wait to have a baby! Do it now!" - Annette Bening

"Weezy F. Baby/ And the 'F' ain't for fear" - Lil Wayne

"Imagine you're drowning, and someone hands you a baby." - Jim Gaffigan

"I'm loving the idea of having a baby" - Sabrina

"Chicken nuggets don't die any easier than baby fur seals." - Ted Nugent

"They [sic] ain't gonna stop me from coming here, baby." - Elton John

"Don't pull your love out on me baby." - Joe Frank

"I'm such a baby if I even get a flu." - George Saunders

"I got married and had a baby. Created a human." - Hilary Duff

"James Cagney as a baby is not my ideal thing." - John Krasinski

"I can't bear to hear a woman talk baby talk." - Cary Grant

"A crying baby is the best form of birth control." - Carole Tabron

"I woke up this morning, My baby was gone." - B B King

"Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater." - Proverbs

"The cradle is rocked but the baby is pinched." - Proverbs

"Having a baby with him meant marrying that face forever." - Erica Jong

"Oh my God, baby, you are in so much trouble." - Elizabeth Gilbert

"Baby get ready, get set, please don't go." - Billy Ray Cyrus

"Baby, high school's over. High school's never over.." - Karen Joy Fowler

"I was always the girl who had that baby face." - Jessica Capshaw

"'Tis love that makes the world go round, my baby." - Charles Dickens

"The true essence of comedy is a baby seal hunt." - Michael Odonoghue

"I enjoy producing because the show becomes your baby." - Kate Omara

"Life is funny, baby, and that's no joke" - Rachel Cohn

"My baby is the joy in my life." - Candace Parker

"Baby eagles can never soar under their family's wing." - Liu Yang

"I also didn't consider myself a huge baby person." - Rachel Dratch

"Our baby is safe, and it's just a house." - Jennifer Dunn

"They are taking steps, but they are baby steps." - Julius Erving

"It's a pretty brutal process, having a baby." - Rachel Cusk

"I've had a baby. I've had an abortion." - Jemima Kirke

"I'm a working stiff, baby, just like everybody else." - Peter O'Toole

"A baby was sleeping, Its mother was weeping." - Samuel Lover

"Our firefighters are our last line of defense, baby." - Jack Scalia

"I'm a big baby. I'm not tough at all." - Tom Sizemore

"Personally, I think wearing a baby chinchilla says, 'I'm ignorant.'" - Eva Mendes

"I do not believe having a baby is punishment." - Allen West

"I want a baby from an Italian - possibly Sicilian - donor." - Lady Gaga

"My next baby will be my new record." - Lady Gaga

"I'm not following anybody's tracks, I'm making my own baby." - Picabo Street



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