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"A crying baby is the best form of birth control." - Carole Tabron

"Giving birth is not a matter of pushing, expelling the baby, but of yielding, surrendering to birth energy." - Marie Reid

"Imagining birth as the baby experiences it was an entirely new way of looking at it," - Frederick Leboyer

"The rat gave birth. Six little ones...cute baby rats... None of them are like Hitler." - Yoshihiro Tatsumi

"I was an ugly baby. On my birth certificate there was a listing for Probable Cause." - Ronnie Shakes

"Incredible experience, watching a baby birth on the internet. It's now my screensaver." - David Letterman

"Giving birth to a baby does not make you an infant." - Gayle Tzemach Lemmon

"A woman in Germany gave birth to a 13 1/2 pound baby. That baby was so fat his first word was strudel." - Craig Ferguson

"I want to be here, for my family. I want to be here for my baby. I want to see the birth of my baby." - Jayson Williams

"Congratulations to Chelsea Clinton. Over the weekend, she gave birth to a baby girl. The baby girl will not confirm or deny whether she's running in 2056." - David Letterman

"Everybody's baby, ain't nobody's gal." - Dan Bern

"What we celebrate at Christmas is not so much the birth of a baby, but the incarnation of God Himself" - R C Sproul

"It will take your breastfed baby an average of five to six months to double her birth weight." - Ina May Gaskin

"Gentle birth, protecting mother and baby, is a solution that I believe will result in positive change for our society." - Robin Lim

"I want to see the birth of my baby. Hopefully it's a boy. He can play for St. John's." - Jayson Williams

"Kindness gives birth to kindness." - Sophocles

"If you go with what Hillary [Clinton] is saying, in the ninth month, you can take the baby and rip the baby out of the womb of the mother just prior to the birth of the baby." - Donald Trump

"Every woman, whoever she is, wherever she lives, should be able to give birth without the fear she's going to lose her baby or that her baby will lose her mother." - Hillary Clinton

"Anthony Weiner and his wife, Huma, have given birth to a baby boy. He posted a photo of the new baby on Twitter, but people are afraid to open it." - Jay Leno

"A woman on a Southwest Airlines flight gave birth to a baby. As soon as he was born, the baby said, 'I had more leg room in the womb.'" - Conan O'Brien

"I never could guess your weight, baby." - Bob Dylan

"My baby does the hanky panky." - Tommy James

"The 'jugastuff' had a baby this spring." - Bill Allred

"I let the baby drink the butter." - Bill Allred

"Life is expressed in a perpetual sequence of changes. The birth of the child is the death of the baby, just as the birth of the adolescent is the death of the child." - Arnaud Desjardins

"Quite honestly, a baby covered in blood, still slightly blue, eyes screwed up, in the first few minutes after birth, is not an object of beauty." - Jennifer Worth

"The birth mother is placing the baby out of love. I still believe that. Well, the ones weve dealt with who were actually pregnant, anyway." - Jennifer Gilmore

"Childbirth being one's most significant life passage, those close to us when we open to birth a baby will never be forgotten." - Robin Lim

"When a woman gives birth, two are born: a baby from the womb of its mother and a woman from the womb of her former existence." - Marianne Williamson

"There was a period where our child's birth was getting really close, and we still had nothing. We were dangerously close to calling him Untitled Baby Project." - Paul Reiser

"Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had the baby. He was there for the birth. It would've been nice if he was there for the conception." - Joan Rivers

"Mastering is your last chance to fix or address any issues that you may have before giving birth to this beautiful baby album or track." - Emily Lazar

"I just heard about a woman in Germany who just gave birth to a baby boy named "Jihad." Or as the TSA put it, "Hope you like Amtrak!" - Jimmy Fallon

"The birth mother is placing the baby out of love. I still believe that. Well, the ones we've dealt with who were actually pregnant, anyway." - Jennifer Gilmore

"I mean, if someone asked for my birth certificate, I'd get my baby book and hand it out and say 'Here it is.'" - Vicky Hartzler

"Everyone says, 'You give birth, you go home, and you have this amazing baby and it's just beautiful'. And I walked in and I just started sobbing." - Bridget Moynahan

"Down by the river, I shot my baby dead." - Neil Young

"This baby will be born with a drinking problem." - Bill Allred

"Baby eagles can never soar under their family's wing." - Liu Yang

"Personally, I think wearing a baby chinchilla says, 'I'm ignorant.'" - Eva Mendes

"People are giving birth underwater now. They say it's less traumatic for the baby because it's under water. But it's certainly more traumatic for the other people in the pool." - Elayne Boosler

"I've always said even the most hardened pro-choice people would be just devastated to watch an actual birth and then watch a baby be killed before their eyes." - Kevin Sorbo

"In any society, the way a woman gives birth and the kind of care given to her and the baby points as sharply as an arrowhead to the key values of the culture." - Sheila Kitzinger

"I have never observed even the slightest laceration in a woman who used clitoral stimulation as a relaxation method during birth. Clitoral stimulation seems to increase vaginal engorgement as the baby emerges." - Ina May Gaskin

"The bond between mother and baby is so interesting. Women have been giving birth since the beginning of time, but when it happens to you it feels like a miracle." - Rachel Weisz

"To demand that others should provide you textbook prognoses is like asking a strange woman to give birth to your baby. There are insights that can be born only of your own pain, and they are the most precious." - Janusz Korczak

"Attachment to a baby is a long-term process, not a single, magical moment. The opportunity for bonding at birth may be compared to falling in love - staying in love takes longer and demands more work." - T Berry Brazelton

"I think between the ages of 15 and 32, don't worry about getting married, don't worry about settling down, don't worry about having a baby. Give birth to yourself." - Kelly Cutrone

"[On peanut M&Ms:] It is the eggness of them. A shell, chocolate placenta, proteiny peanut baby. Life shape, birth shape, cell shape, protoplasmic-ooze shape. A shape that calls straight through civilization to our reptilian brains." - Cynthia Heimel

"I usually claim that pregnant women should not read books about pregnancy and birth. Their time is too precious. They should, rather, watch the moon and sing to their baby in the womb." - Michel Odent

"My sister and the baby she was carrying died in the United States of America. They died in the country that spends more money on pregnancy and birth technology than any other country in this world." - Robin Lim

"If you are lying down to give birth, gravity is not helping you. You know, you stand up and, you know, a baby will basically kind of fall out of you, if you keep walking 'round." - Caitlin Moran

"True art comes out of an artist's urgent need to express the feelings that have formed inside him, just as a mother needs to give birth to her baby. False art answers only to profit." - Leo Tolstoy

"People are giving birth underwater now. They say it's less traumatic for the baby because it's in water. But certainly more traumatic for the other people in the pool." - Elayne Boosler

"The birth certificate of the royal baby lists her parents' occupations as being 'the prince and princess of the United Kingdom.' It says that under occupation, which I guess sounds better than 'unemployed.'" - Conan O'Brien

"How come life is so important in the nine months before birth, but then we sort of forget about the importance, we're not worried about whether that baby lives in poverty once he or she is born." - Birch Bayh

"I know being pregnant and giving birth is the most wonderful thing on Earth. I know that after you have a baby, there is a sense of addiction, a need to have another. It's biological." - Janine Di Giovanni

"With longer life spans and better health and education, many feel that giving birth to a baby a mere couple of decades after they themselves were in the cradle is a little premature." - Mariella Frostrup

"The ability and desire to transform the mundane materials at hand that we both bring into the collaboration well beyond the sum total of the parts - to birth a new baby neither of us could claim single parentage of." - Gary Lucas

"Baby, baby, don't get hooked on me, cause I'll just use you then I'll set you free." - Mac Davis

"It can be very difficult to trace your birth parents." - Christopher Eccleston

"Impressionism; it is the birth of Light in painting." - Robert Delaunay

"A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate." - Donald Trump

"If you go with what Hillary [Clinton] is saying, in the ninth month, you can take the baby and rip the baby out of the womb of the mother just prior to the birth of the baby. Now, you can say that that's OK and Hillary can say that that's OK. But it's not OK with me, because based on what she's saying, and based on where she's going, and where she's been, you can take the baby and rip the baby out of the womb in the ninth month on the final day. And that's not acceptable." - Donald Trump

"From the moment of birth, when the Stone-Age baby confronts the twentieth-century mother, the baby is subjected to these forces of violence called love, as its father and mother and their parents and their parents before them, have been. These forces are mainly concerned with destroying most of its potential." - R D Laing

"When we [adoption agency] have a birth mother who is pregnant and she doesn't know the race of the father, she is using drugs, and she is in crisis, usually we cannot place that baby with a heterosexual family. Almost all of the times when we have a drug-addicted child, we place the baby in a homosexual family." - Rosie O'Donnell

"The difference between most mothers and me is that I didn't sit around drinking coffee at baby group for 12 months after the birth of my baby. No, in three weeks I was back in my suit, back at my desk earning profit for my business and I don't see why other women shouldn't do the same." - Katie Hopkins

"Babies are equipped at birth with a number of instinctive reflexes and behavior patterns that cause them to spend their first several years trying to kill themselves. If your home contains a sharp, toxic object, your baby will locate it; if your home contains no such object, your baby will try to obtain one via mail order." - Dave Barry

"From the moment of birth, when the stone-age baby confronts the twentieth-century mother, the baby is subjected to these forces of violence, called love, as its mother and father have been, and their parents and their parents before them. These forces are mainly concerned with destroying most of its potentialities. This enterprise is on the whole successful." - Ronald David Laing

"From the moment of birth, when the Stone-Age baby confronts the twentieth-century mother, the baby is subjected to these forces of violence called love, as its father and mother and their parents and their parents before them, have been. These forces are mainly concerned with destroying most of its potential." - Ronald David Laing

"Giving birth is a transformation and it doesn't matter whether you've had eight babies before. It's still a transformation the next time you have another baby, because you are no longer the same woman you were before you had that baby." - Penny Handford

"I had my daughter by C-section, so knew when and where she was going to be born. I got freakishly organized and prepared a group e-mail birth announcement. Unfortunately, I accidentally pressed Send All. I then had to send another e-mail saying, "I'm really sorry but I haven't actually had the baby yet." Then, when I actually did have the baby, I felt too embarrassed to send another e-mail saying, "I've definitely had the baby now."" - Helen Fielding

"I have always felt that too much time was given before the birth, which is spent learning things like how to breathe in and out with your husband (I had my baby when they gave you a shot in the hip and you didn't wake up until the kid was ready to start school), and not enough time given to how to mother after the baby is born." - Erma Bombeck

"A pretty girl is better than a plain one. A leg is better than an arm. A bedroom is better than a living room. An arrival is better that a departure. A birth is better than a death. A chase is better than a chat. A dog is better than a landscape. A kitten is better than a dog. A baby is better than a kitten. A kiss is better than a baby. A pratfall is better than anything." - Preston Sturges

"I believe the moment of birth Is when we have knowledge of death I believe the season of birth Is the season of sacrifice." - T S Eliot

"What's shaking, chiefy baby?" - Thurgood Marshall

"Just shred baby, shred." - Al Davis

"I'm world champion, baby!" - Jenson Button

"So when I'm in that teddy bear suit, I'm like a creepy, sexy baby." - Miley Cyrus

"My heart's never smiled so hard Baby. Lovin' you is fun." - Easton Corbin

"Help them to learn songs of joy, instead of burn, baby, burn." - Paul Mccartney

"I love rock and roll, so put another dime in the juke box, baby." - Joan Jett

"I'm a huge baby and horror films just terrify me, they're very effective with me." - Alexandra Daddario

"I don't watch television because I have a tiny baby daughter. I'm useless." - Mireille Enos

"Overpay good baby-sitters." - H Jackson Brown Jr

"You can take art, you can have a baby, you can have a career." - Regina Spektor

"Say a word to the hangman for me, me and my baby." - Tori Amos

"Genuine polemics approach a book as lovingly as a cannibal spices a baby." - Walter Benjamin

"When I was a baby, my mom was always bringing me onto set." - Gia Coppola

"It's been crazy trying to tour with a baby. But it's actually working out okay." - Caroline Corr

"I'd like to be taller. I'd like my baby fat to leave." - Kirsten Dunst

"Having a baby dragged me, kicking and screaming, from the world of self-absorption." - Paul Reiser

"Five mysteries hold the keys to the unseen: the act of love, and the birth of a baby, and the contemplation of great art, and being in the presence of death or disaster, and hearing the human voice lifted in song." - Salman Rushdie

"At birth, the child leaves a person - his mother's womb - and this makes him independent of her bodily functions. The baby is next endowed with an urge, or need, to face the out world and to absorb it. We might say that he is born with 'the psychology of world conquest.' By absorbing what he finds about him, he forms his own personality." - Maria Montessori

"And he who gives a child a treat Makes joy-bells ring in Heaven's street, And he who gives a child a home Builds palaces in Kingdom come, And she who gives a baby birth Brings Saviour Christ again to Earth." - John Masefield

"Maybe the purchasing and the making and the wrapping and the decorating - those delightfully generous and important expressions of our love at Christmas - should be separated, if only slightly, from the more quiet, personal moments when we consider the meaning of the Baby (and his birth) who prompts the giving of such gifts." - Jeffrey R. Holland

"And he who gives a child a treat Makes Joy-bells ring in Heaven's street, And he who gives a child a home Builds palaces in Kingdom come, And she who gives a baby birth, Brings Saviour Christ again to Earth." - John Masefield

"I personally would go further and say that, if your morality is based, as mine is, on a desire to increase the sum of happiness and reduce suffering, the decision to deliberately give birth to a Down baby, when you have the choice to abort it early in the pregnancy, might actually be immoral from the point of view of the child's own welfare." - Richard Dawkins

"Did you know? Did the cross cast a shadow on your cradle? Did you shudder each time your hammer struck a nail? How much heaven and how much earth were in this baby at his birth? Did you know, or did you wonder?" - Todd Agnew

"The newspapers do little better. Their coverage of nonhuman animals is dominated by "human interest" events like the birth of a baby gorilla at the zoo, or by threats to endangered species; but developments in farming techniques that deprive millions of animals of freedom of movement go unreported." - Peter Singer

"It's very healthy for a young girl to be deterred from promiscuity by fear of contracting a painful, incurable disease, or cervical cancer, or sterility, or the likelihood of giving birth to a dead, blind or brain-damaged baby (even ten years later when she may be happily married)." - Phyllis Schlafly

"Christmas has been a season of mixed interests and meanings, but the very foundation, of course, is its religious significance. No matter what other personal desires or crises we have faced, I've never forgotten that this is the time to celebrate the birth of the Baby Jesus, and the impact of this event on the history of the world." - Jimmy Carter

"Parents don't come full bloom at the birth of the first baby. In fact parenting is about growing. It's about our own growing as much as it is about our children's growing and that kind of growing happens little by little." - Fred Rogers

"I'm pretty low-maintenance, but I like my time to myself, and once you have a child, you have to fight for it. I remember the first long bath I took [after Ptolemy's birth] was such a moment. Because a lot of the time you're in the shower, and if that baby cries, you've got to turn off the water and go!" - Gretchen Mol

"The benefits to the mother of immediate breastfeeding are innumerable, not the least of which after the weariness of labor and birth is the emotional gratification, the feeling of strength, the composure, and the sense of fulfillment that comes with the handling and suckling of the baby." - Ashley Montagu

"I personally would go further and say that, if your morality is based, as mine is, on a desire to increase the sum of happiness and reduce suffering, the decision to deliberately give birth to a Down baby, when you have the choice to abort it early in the pregnancy, might actually be immoral from the point of view of the child's own welfare." - Richard Dawkins

"My first experience of having a baby was about as natural as birth can be, and though I didn't know it at the time, it set my feet on a path that eventually led me to become a childbirth author and a midwife." - Robin Lim

"A 66-YEAR-OLD woman has become the oldest new mum in Britain after giving birth to a baby boy. I'm amazed she needed to have a caesarean section though, you'd think at 66 she would have needed some masking tape down there just to stop it falling out." - Frankie Boyle

"When God wanted to defeat sin, His ultimate weapon was the sacrifice of His own Son. On Christmas Day two thousand years ago, the birth of a tiny baby in an obscure village in the Middle East was God's supreme triumph of good over evil." - Charles Colson

"The birth of the baby Jesus stands as the most significant event in all history, because it has meant the pouring into a sick world the healing medicine of love which has transformed all manner of hearts for almost two thousand years." - George Matthew Adams

"Prince William's pregnant wife, Kate Middleton, is past her due date. Doctors may have to induce labor. To speed up the birth, doctors have been telling the baby, 'Come on out. You will never have to work a day in your life.'" - Conan O'Brien

"I gave birth to my first son in April 1986. I thought it would be a good goal to get back in shape after having a baby if I ran the New York City Marathon. I ran in it November 1986. I had just shot the 'Sports Illustrated' swimsuit issue, so I was in great shape." - Kim Alexis

"Truly, I am a woman of the last minute. When I was pregnant, I organised three different hospitals because I couldn't decide where I wanted to have my baby: London, Rome or Paris. In the end, I decided to go to Rome, arrived on the Monday and gave birth on the Saturday." - Monica Bellucci

"I always imagined that having a baby is something that I'm going to keep in a private place, but maybe my curse is that all I'm going to want to do is tell everybody about what my birth process was like and what my children's nightmares are." - Lena Dunham

"Republicans are definitely pro-birth - they'll do everything they can to make sure that that baby comes out, regardless of how it got in, but are they pro-life? Can you be pro-life and vote to cut funding that supports the life of a child?" - Jennifer Granholm

"We got off the Clash of the Titans tour and I said that my wife and I were working on having a baby and sure enough we found out that she was pregnant. So I told them nine months in advance that I wasn't going to tour in September so I could witness the birth of my first son." - Dave Lombardo

"Maternity leave is over for Tina Fey of Saturday Night Live. She'll be back behind the Weekend Update anchor desk for this week's episode, her first show since giving birth to daughter Alice on Sept. 10. I had to get back to work, .. NBC has me under contract; the baby and I have only a verbal agreement." - Tina Fey

"We decided to have the baby at home because we wanted it to be a natural birth, and it turns out that it was 30 hours of natural. Eight hours of pushing - that's the part that men don't understand. Women go, 'Oh, dear, oh, dear God, eight hours of pushing?' And the men are like, 'Okay, eight hours of pushing.'" - Evangeline Lilly

"The mind is more powerful than anything. So, during the birth I wasn't thinking about the pain. I was in a meditation state. I was concentrating the whole time, thinking, 'Oh my God, it's time. I am going to meet my baby. What is he going to look like?'" - Gisele Bundchen

"Most people go to the office and sit at a desk. When firefighters go to the office, we might birth a baby in the morning, save a drowning surfer in the afternoon, and run into a fire at night. What could be more interesting than that?" - Caroline Paul

"I can't express how wonderful it is to get feedback when you've been sort of in a bubble working on something and then you release it to the world and hope for the best. It's like the birth of a musical baby." - Susanna Hoffs

"I never, ever do a film and just kind of move on. I think of them as children of mine, and you don't give birth to a baby and just leave it on someone else's doorstep. You see it all the way through college." - David Oyelowo

"Consistency is a contraceptive; it prevents the birth of new things!" - Mehmet Murat Ildan

"You can't have relationships with other people until you give birth to yourself." - Sonia Sanchez

"Foster the beautiful, and every hour thou tallest new flowers to birth." - Friedrich Schiller

"Your emotional understanding about the preciousness of your human birth comes through conscious, repetitive mind training." - Tsoknyi Rinpoche

"All birth is unwilling." - Pearl S Buck

"Luck cannot change birth." - Horace

"Men should be bewailed at their birth, and not at their death." - Baron de Montesquieu

"The struggle to be considered a grown-up begins, I believe, shortly after birth." - Wendy Wasserstein

"We grow, we mature, some of us give birth, we age, we die." - Marisa Silver

"Adolescence is a new birth, for the higher and more completely human traits are now born." - G Stanley Hall

"Death borders upon our birth, and our cradle stands in the grave." - Joseph Hall

"There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval." - George Santayana

"The picture should be fecund. It must bring a world to birth." - Joan Miro

"A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love." - Stendhal

"Birth Control and abortion are turning out to be the great eugenic advances of our time." - Frederick Osborn

"True poetry is not of earth, 'T is more of Heaven by its birth." - William Faulkner

"A garden is where you can find a whole spectrum of life, birth and death" - Tiffany Baker

"Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds." - Buddha

"Annie turned away, her eyes glittering. 'Here's what no one tells you,' she said. 'When you deliver a fetus, you get a death certificate, but not a birth certificate. And afterward, your milk comes in, and there's nothing you can do to stop it.' She looked up at me. 'You can't win. Either you have the baby and wear your pain on the outside, or you don't have the baby, and you keep that ache in you forever. I know I didn't do the wrong thing. But I don't feel like I did the right thing, either." - Jodi Picoult

"Like, this is my baby. This isn't America's baby." - Kanye West

"A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers." - Kevin Nealon

"My little girl, Anja, is really excited. We had a baby shower yesterday and she took the presents from everyone for me and was telling them, 'No, it's my baby.'" - Alessandra Ambrosio

"Basically, my mother couldn't hold a tune and when I was a baby, a rather tactless baby, I would ask her not to sing... you can't get to sleep if someone is singing off key nearby." - Vikram Seth

"My earliest acting memory is making up a play for my mom and dad called The Lonesome Baby. I have no idea what The Lonesome Baby was about. I just remember the title. But I'm sure it was an epic." - Jane Horrocks

"What's wrong with assholes, baby?" - Charles Bukowski

"No one vinces me, baby" - Michael Grant

"I can dodge bullets, baby!" - Phil Hellmuth

"Oh God, baby...love me." - Julie James



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