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"A child can be taught not to do certain things, such as touch a hot stove, pull lamps off of tables, and wake Mommy before noon." - Joan Rivers

"Most nights, someone ends up in our bed. The kids do knock before entering. We've at least got that part down because mommy and daddy need some space." - Angelina Jolie

"A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother." - Mark Twain

"Wives of ballplayers, when they teach their children their prayers, should instruct them to say: God bless mommy, God bless daddy, and God bless Babe Ruth! He's upped daddy's paycheck by 15 to 40 percent!" - Waite Hoyt

"I slept like a baby. Every two hours, I woke up and cried." - Tom McVie

"Precious and priceless, so lovable, too; The world's sweetest miracle, baby, is you." - Helen Steiner Rice

"I threw out all the bath water, and there was no baby there." - Dan Barker

"It's like a mother, when the baby is crying, she picks up the baby and she holds the baby tenderly in her arms. Your pain, your anxiety is your baby. You have to take care of it. You have to go back to yourself, to recognize the suffering in you, embrace the suffering, and you get a relief." - Nhat Hanh

"Mommy. It's just the one thing you don't want to mess up." - Jennifer Lopez

"People always have something to say about how long is too long or not long enough to breastfeed. I think this is such a personal decision that it can only be made between each baby and his or her mommy." - Kourtney Kardashian

"I am so ready to be a mommy. I can't wait. I notice every little baby dress, every little baby toy, every little baby thing." - Halle Berry

"'Cause your love got the best of me, and baby you're making a fool of me. You got me sprung and i don't care who sees, 'cause baby you got me so crazy." - Beyonce Knowles

"My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt." - Chuck Nevitt

"She would lift her peignoir above her knees and say to her husband: 'Give baby a kiss...'" - Isaac Babel

"Elena, my four year old, says to me in all seriousness; "Mommy, you need to buy another baby"." - Ronald Reagan

"Now that the baby is coming, I will do a lot more balancing. I'm going to be a real mommy." - Brandy Norwood

"Anybody else wanna pee their pants and cry for mommy?" - James Dashner

"What opens my heart is when my son wakes me up in the morning, nudging me and saying, 'Mommy, mommy!'" - Erykah Badu

"I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then, all of a sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man, those ducks really take off! Also, Baby Duck Hat is good for parties." - Jack Handey

"Feelings of love and gratitude arise directly and spontaneously in the baby in response to the love and care of his mother." - Melanie Klein

"The solution [to a crisis pregnancy] is not to kill the innocent baby but to deal with the mother's values and her attitudes toward life." - Jesse Jackson

"I had to get back to work. NBC has me under contract. The baby and I only have a verbal agreement." - Tina Fey

"Baby girl you need to stop it, all that pride and self esteem got you angry bout this girl I'm wit in all them magazines." - Drake

"Here a pretty Baby lies Sung asleep with Lullabies: Pray be silent, and not stirre The easie earth that covers her." - Robert Herrick

"Babies control and bring up their families as much as they are controlled by them; in fact ... the family brings up baby by being brought up by him." - Erik Erikson

"Give an average baby a fair chance, and if it doesn't do something it oughtn't to a doctor should be called in at once." - Jerome K Jerome

"The jewel in the baby product crown is the stroller. And if in America you are what you drive, then in Parentland, you are what you push." - Paul Reiser

"I miss your love, I miss your touch But I'm feeling you every day. And I can almost hear you say You've come a long way baby..." - Robbie Williams

"Don't listen to anyone's advice. Listen to your baby ... There are so many books, doctors, and well-meaning friends and family. We like to say, 'You don't need a book. Your baby is a book. Just pick it up and read it.'" - Mayim Bialik

"From the moment of birth, when the Stone-Age baby confronts the twentieth-century mother, the baby is subjected to these forces of violence called love, as its father and mother and their parents and their parents before them, have been. These forces are mainly concerned with destroying most of its potential." - R D Laing

"God bless mommy and daddy, and please can we have some candy." - James Clavell

"Mommy is one of the chosen people ... and daddy believes that Jesus is magic!" - Sarah Silverman

"Here are my Mommy Messages: Wear a condom and test your Molly." - Ayelet Waldman

"If a kid calls his grandma "Mommy" and his mama "Pam", he's going to jail!" - Chris Rock

"Running to Mommy and Daddy on the campus grievance committee is unworthy of strong women." - Camille Paglia

"Mommy, why does daddy cuss the TV and call it Howard?" - Howard Cosell

"I started as a mommy blogger, and it's been really great." - Constance Marie

"And I met your baby moms last night. We took a picture together, I hope she frames it. And I was drinking at the Palms last night. And ended up losing everything that I came with." - Drake

"What did I do to make Mommy leave?" "You didn't do anything. This isn't your fault." "Then why?" she'd wailed. "I don't know," her daddy had said, and he looked so sad. "It isn't fair!" "No, it isn't, baby. Not by a mile. The world's only as fair as you can make it. Takes a lot of fight. A lot of fight. But if you stay in here, in your own little cave, that's one less fighter on the side of fair." - Libba Bray

"What did I do to make Mommy leave?" "You did' do anything. This is' your fault." "Then why?" she"d wailed. "I do' know," her daddy had said, and he looked so sad. "It is' fair!" "No, it is', baby. Not by a mile. The world's only as fair as you can make it. Takes a lot of fight. A lot of fight. But if you stay in here, in your own little cave, that's one less fighter on the side of fair." - Libba Bray

"Women know the way to rear up children (to be just). They know a simple, merry, tender knack of tying sashes, fitting baby-shoes, and stringing pretty words that make no sense. And kissing full sense into empty words." - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

"We had a death pact, and I have to keep my half of the bargain. Please bury me next to my baby in my leather jacket, jeans and motorcycle boots. Goodbye." - Sid Vicious

"My point here, young couples, is that baby-having is extremely serious business, and you probably don't have the vaguest idea what you're doing, as is evidenced by the fact that you're reading a very sloppy and poorly researched book." - Dave Barry

"People often ask me, "What's the difference between couplehood and babyhood?" In a word? Moisture. Everything in my life is now more moist. Between your spittle, your diapers, your spit-up and drool, you got your baby food, your wipes, your formula, your leaky bottles, sweaty baby backs, and numerous other untraceable sources-all creating an ever-present moistness in my life, which heretofore was mainly dry." - Paul Reiser

"...is it surprising that today we have become so morally blind (for wickedness blinds) that we save the baby whales at great cost, and murder millions of unborn children?" - Alice von Hildebrand

"The kind of man who thinks that helping with the dishes is beneath him will also think that helping with the baby is beneath him, and then he certainly is not going to be a very successful father." - Eleanor Roosevelt

"I didn't think it was going to be this fun. But everything just gets heightened when you have a baby. The volume gets turned up on life. I never knew I could be this happy, and that's the truth." - Jimmy Fallon

"The boy and girl going hand in hand through a meadow; the mother washing her baby; the sweet simple things in life. We have almost lost track of them." - Edward Steichen

"So he held her and he prayed. Shafts of moonlight on his face. But the baby in her womb, He was the maker of the moon. He was the author of the fate that could make the mountains move." - Andrew Peterson

"I've always been intrigued with the variety of answers this generation will give their children who ask, "Where did I come from, Mommy?" They will range from "Number 176 vial in Buffalo, New York," to "You were defrosted."" - Erma Bombeck

"People seldom live up to their baby pictures." - Rodney Dangerfield

"Flowers are words which even a baby can understand." - Arthur Cleveland Coxe

"Without a deadline, baby, I wouldn't do nothing." - Duke Ellington

"Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard." - Andy Borowitz

"At the end of the Peterson trial, my daughter turns to me and she goes, 'Daddy, are you going to kill Mommy?' 'Oh, honey - that's up to mommy, isn't it?" - Christopher Titus

"A little boy who's discovered the monster under the bed is actually real, and it's screwing Mommy." - Laurell K Hamilton

"You should be able to tell your child, "This is an actor. And she's older than Mommy!"" - Rosie O'Donnell

"I agree that mommy wars are not good for any mothers: that such wars are time and effort wasted." - Sandra Tsing Loh

"You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay. But adult love means you're not in denial, and you want the loved one to be the best they can be." - Al Franken

"Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again." - Jimmy Piersall

"Five mysteries hold the keys to the unseen: the act of love, and the birth of a baby, and the contemplation of great art, and being in the presence of death or disaster, and hearing the human voice lifted in song." - Salman Rushdie

"Maternal love, like an orange tree, buds and blossoms and bears at once. When a woman puts her finger for the first time into the tiny hand of her baby and feels that helpless clutch which tightens her very heartstrings, she is born again with her newborn child." - Kate Douglas Wiggin

"~I got pregnant, and I was like, 'Oh God, it worked! Oh no!' Chris [Ivery, her husband] and I were super happy, then I got terrified! Will I know how to do everything right? Of course, nobody does everything right, but as long as your baby is the priority, that's the best you can do.~" - Ellen Pompeo

"The Almighty appeared on earth as a helpless human baby, needing to be fed and changed and taught to talk like any other child. The more you think about it, the more staggering it gets. Nothing in fiction is so fantastic as this truth of the Incarnation." - J I Packer

"I brought home a baby without telling [husband John McCain], and he not only took it in stride but loved it, immediately embracing Bridget, who shares John's very dry sense of humor, so she and her dad do pretty well together. If I hadn't taken Bridget out, I think she would have become a prostitute or worse, died." - Cindy McCain

"Whenever I held my newborn baby in my arms, I used to think that what I said and did to him could have an influence not only on him but on all whom he met, not only for a day or a month or a year, but for all eternity - a very challenging and exciting thought for a mother." - Rose Kennedy

"At birth, the child leaves a person - his mother's womb - and this makes him independent of her bodily functions. The baby is next endowed with an urge, or need, to face the out world and to absorb it. We might say that he is born with 'the psychology of world conquest.' By absorbing what he finds about him, he forms his own personality." - Maria Montessori

"I'm used to getting up at 7, getting breakfast, getting the kids off to school, and doing the mommy thing and the wife thing and the daughter thing." - Anita Baker

"I love social media and the ability to connect to new people through Twitter and Facebook and share my real time experiences with my mommy network." - Soleil Moon Frye

"If you're still doing what mommy and daddy said for you to do (go to school, get a job, and save money), you're losing." - Robert Kiyosaki

"Every big leaguer and his wife should teach their children to pray, God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, and God bless Babe Ruth." - Waite Hoyt

"With the first money I ever made I bought my Mommy and Daddy a car, and helped them fix their house up." - Dolly Parton

"I am an actress, a producer, a philanthropist, a wife, and above all a mommy to my beautiful babies, Leonardo and Valentino." - Joyce Giraud

"Once you grow past Mommy and Daddy coming running when you're hurt, you're really on your own. You're alone, and there's no one to help you." - Octavia Butler

"Being an Olympic runner and now a mommy, it is so important to me to help my children learn early on how to be active and stay healthy." - Carrie Tollefson

"But I gotta say, oh, baby, oh baby, why is this so familiar? Just met her, already feel like I know the real her." - Drake

"Girl I don't wanna share you We could be together, but you scared to I ain't gonna leave you My people tell me I should And when I blow I hope you know That I could have any girl I choose But as time goes by, baby all I'm gonna want is you" - Mac Miller

"... and what good is a baby?" - Michael Faraday

"My baby love and I are ENGAGED!!!" - Evan Ross

"Human Nature Baby, grab it and growl." - Stephen King

"It's karma, baby. And it goes around." - Alicia Keys

"We love America just as much as they do. But in a different way. You see, they love America like a 4-year-old loves his mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad. Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow." - Al Franken

"Do you even really know how vampires are made?' 'Well, when a mommy vampire and a daddy vampire love each other very much..." - Cassandra Clare

"My son. He makes my heart grow bigger and bigger each day. There is nothing I love more than being his mommy." - Zoe McLellan

"Being a working mommy is something I've always wanted to be. My mother is my biggest role model and she showed me how to do it right." - Kerri Walsh

"I probably got your mommy strung, niggas hear me and take more notes than conny chung, my clan plans to get julieanni hung." - Big L

"Do you even really know how vampires are made?' 'Well, when a mommy vampire and a daddy vampire love each other very much..." - Cassandra Clare

"I was two years old when my mom put me in mommy and me classes. I always had a lot of energy so it was the perfect fit!" - Aly Raisman

"When Jett puts my face in his hands and tells me, 'Mommy you're so pretty' or smells me, it's so wonderful." - Jill Scott

"It's very important that we instill some respect for the parents. In America especially, the kids are unruly, screaming at Mommy and Daddy, running the show." - Ziggy Marley

"I was like any other inner-city kid with a chip on his shoulder because his daddy and his mommy wasn't together." - Tracy Morgan

"I want my mommy, Mr. Squidward!" - Mr. Krabs

"I always wanted to be a mommy." - Stephanie Seymour

"But my family's really close and I was interested in what Mommy and Daddy did for a living. So when Mommy and Daddy had a script that wasn't totally age inappropriate, they would let me read it. And we would talk about it." - Zoe Kazan

"Do you want - do you want - do you want to dance with me baby?" - Joni Mitchell

"Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first." - Mignon Mclaughlin

"...we almost never speak I don't feel welcome anymore baby what happened, please tell me?" - Taylor Swift

"I should try to be strong, but baby, you're the right kind of wrong." - Leann Rimes

"I would be heavenly if baby you'd just rescue me now" - Matt Nathanson

"A new baby is like the beginning of all things - wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." - Eda LeShan

"Who is getting more pleasure from this rocking, the baby or me?" - Nancy Thayer

"Baby she look like a star, but only on camera, only on camera, only on camera." - Drake

"Baby I'll never forget none of that. Girl I told you I was comin back." - Drake

"When raindrops hit the tin roof it's crazy. That's a metaphor, did I lose you baby?" - Drake

"Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last." - Charles Dickens

"Don't forget that compared to a grownup person every baby is a genius." - May Sarton

"I really don't believe in abortion. It's like killing a baby." - Justin Bieber

"It was a hubba, hubba, ding dang, baby you are just everythang." - Tom Waits

"As everyone knows, nothing is sweeter than tiny baby fingers and chubby baby toes." - Mem Fox

"There is no such thing as a baby, there is a baby and someone." - Donald Woods Winnicott

"If Oprah, Steven Spielberg and Bono had a baby, I would be that baby." - Jason Russell

"Or people who have one baby and go buy a minivan... how big is your baby?" - Chelsea Handler

"I'm just stayin' humble, and true. It's good right now baby - staying' true baby." - Paul Wall

"Every scene, even the commonest, is wonderful, if only one can detach oneself, casting off all memory of use and custom, and behold it (as it were) for the first time; in its right, authentic colors; without making comparisons. Cherish and burnish this faculty of seeing crudely, simply, artlessly, ignorantly; of seeing like a baby or a lunatic, who lives each moment by itself and tarnishes by the present no remembrance of the past." - Arnold Bennett

"There's something that just happens to you when you have a baby, and you look at their little eyes for the first time when you're holding them. They've been safe inside your belly for almost 10 months, and now they're in your arms. Intuition kicks in, where you will do anything for them and you have all the tools inside of you to take care of them." - Hilary Duff

"I knew one thing. I did not want to be a mommy like mommy." - Betty Friedan

"Read! When your baby is finally down for the night, pick up a juicy book like Eat, Pray, Love or Pride and Prejudice or my personal favorite,Understanding Sleep Disorders: Narcolepsy and Apnea; A Clinical Study. Taking some time to read each night really taught me how to feign narcolepsy when my husband asked me what my "plan" was for taking down the Christmas tree." - Tina Fey

"People say there's delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30 years, a bunch of people used to die on the way there, have a baby, you would end up with a whole different group of people by the time you got there. Now you watch a movie and [go to the toilet] and you're home." - Louis C K

"Her daddy drank all day and mommy did drugs, never wanted to play or give kisses and hugs. She'd watch the TV and sit there on the couch, while her mom fell asleep and her daddy went out." - John Michael Montgomery

"China has its own Baby Boom generation. And China's baby boom generation, because of the size of China itself, is the world's largest baby boom generation." - Howard W. French

"I wouldn't call myself a geek, but I do sometimes teach Mommy and Daddy stuff about computers. And I do watch TV, but only informative programmes like the news and documentaries." - Adora Svitak

"Conservatives want to be your daddy, telling you what to do and what not to do. Liberals want to be your mommy, feeding you, tucking you in, and wiping your nose. Libertarians want to treat you as an adult." - David Boaz

"If my Catholic boyfriend and I ever have a kid, we'll just be honest with it. We'll say that Mommy is one of God's chosen people, and Daddy believes that Jesus is magic!" - Sarah Silverman

"It was a bitter moment for us. We weren't two mature parents. We were just two kids playing grown-up. We still needed Mommy and Daddy's permission, blessings, and money to survive." - Erma Bombeck

"I'm forbidden fruit. Once you go to certain households, mommy doesn't want you to see that dirty man who sticks his tongue out and spits out blood and all that stuff." - Gene Simmons

"I've always dreamed of becoming a mother. I thought I would get married and do it all the traditional way, but life kept going on, my career kept me busy - and I had not stopped to become a mommy." - Kym Whitley

"And I think my daughter knows now that our life is split in two. Half of the year is spent with Mommy working and the other is spent with no work in sight." - Michelle Williams

"I am very thankful and blessed to have a healthy and happy baby boy and baby mama." - Eric Church

"You Call This One And It's All Over, Baby!" - Scotty Nguyen

"Kill an unborn baby and you still could' de-fetus" - Celph Titled

"Who is this Baby Ruth? And what does she do?" - George Bernard Shaw

"And on their lids... The baby Sleep is pillowed." - Percy Bysshe Shelley

"Kill an unborn baby and you still couldn't de-fetus" - Celph Titled

"Weezy F. Baby/ And the 'F' ain't for fear" - Lil Wayne

"Imagine you're drowning, and someone hands you a baby." - Jim Gaffigan

"I got married and had a baby. Created a human." - Hilary Duff

"Life is funny, baby, and that's no joke" - Rachel Cohn

"Our baby is safe, and it's just a house." - Jennifer Dunn

"Baby, I'm yours until two and two is three." - Barbara Lewis

"A baby changes your dinner party conversation from politics to poops [very pleasant thanks for that mental image Maurice!]" - Mo Johnston

"I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food." - Robert Orben

"Baby being part of this life I feel like I'm bound to end up with somebody that's been with everybody" - Drake

"He is so mean, he won't let his little baby have more than one measle at a time." - Eugene Field

"On daughter Apple's accent: She says Mummy instead of Mommy, I don't mind that. I will if she starts saying basil and pasta the English way, as that really drives me nuts." - Gwyneth Paltrow

"In the far upper corner of my altar is a photo of Joan Crawford in her most fierce Mommy Dearest mode, just to remind me of some of the cost of everyone's hard-earned sweetness and light." - Alice Walker

"Embrace it. Especially because of the lives we live, a lot of times other people have to care for [our kids] and you have to have that mommy time, Get your sleep!" - Jennifer Hudson

"There are all of these people that say, my mommy doesn't love me enough, my daddy doesn't hug me enough. There are some people that would want to coddle them somewhere. I want them to shut up and stop whining." - Danny Bonaduce

"The spiritual message is we lose our lives in pleasing others; if you're the good child who pleases Mommy and Daddy but internalizes anger, you're setting yourself up for disease." - Bernie Siegel

"My feeling about my own work is, I could be writing 'The Aeneid' and they would still have to call it chick lit or mommy lit or menopausal old hag lit." - Jennifer Weiner

"Training for the Olympics was much easier than balancing my life now! When practice was over, there was time for me. But with four kids and a career, I have no downtime. When I'm not on the road, I finish my workday at 2:30 p.m. Then I pick the kids up from school and they get 100 percent Mommy, not part Mommy and part Mary Lou Retton." - Mary Lou Retton



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