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"I took my daughter to the father-daughter dance, and I cried like a little baby." - Kevin Hart

"My father taught me that a bill is like a crying baby and has to be attended to at once." - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

"I am Abhorsen..." He looked at the baby again and added, almost with a note of surprise, "Father of Sabriel" - Garth Nix

"My father described me as the oldest baby he'd ever seen. I apparently was very serious and reflective." - Tim Robbins

"A primary role of the father is to teach the baby that love and comfort are not necessarily associated with food." - Anonymous

"A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again." - Enid Bagnold

"My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening." - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

"America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children." We've become a nation of sperm donors and baby daddies." - Stephen Colbert

"Fine,' Aria conceded. 'But *I'll* carry her.' She grabbed the baby seeat from the back. A smell of baby powder wafted up to greet her, bringing a lump in her throat. Her father Byron, and his girlfriend, Meredith, had just had a baby, and she loved Lola with all her heart. If she looked too long at this baby, she might love her just as much." - Sara Shepard

"Michael Jackson has a new baby boy; no word yet who the father is." - Jay Leno

"I guess the biggest issue my husband and I are going to have is how do we raise the baby... because he's Jewish and I'm Protestant and the baby's father is Catholic." - Bonnie McFarlane

"I took my daughter to the father-daughter dance and I cried like a little baby. She's 11 years old, so seeing her get dressed up and pretty made me cry." - Kevin Hart

"After my parents divorced, my father remarried and my brothers were born when I was twelve and sixteen. I was thunderstruck at these kids. The "baby-ness" of them. Their toes. I had never been around babies before." - Leigh Newman

"From the moment of birth, when the Stone-Age baby confronts the twentieth-century mother, the baby is subjected to these forces of violence called love, as its father and mother and their parents and their parents before them, have been. These forces are mainly concerned with destroying most of its potential." - R D Laing

"From the moment of birth, when the stone-age baby confronts the twentieth-century mother, the baby is subjected to these forces of violence, called love, as its mother and father have been, and their parents and their parents before them. These forces are mainly concerned with destroying most of its potentialities. This enterprise is on the whole successful." - Ronald David Laing

"From the moment of birth, when the Stone-Age baby confronts the twentieth-century mother, the baby is subjected to these forces of violence called love, as its father and mother and their parents and their parents before them, have been. These forces are mainly concerned with destroying most of its potential." - Ronald David Laing

"The kind of man who thinks that helping with the dishes is beneath him will also think that helping with the baby is beneath him, and then he certainly is not going to be a very successful father." - Eleanor Roosevelt

"All my friends were in the park smoking weed and getting pregnant. I didn't want to be the young black girl having a baby, a baby's father, being on welfare. That wasn't going to be my story." - Foxy Brown

"I was just talking to Benedict [Cumberbatch] who's got a little baby and knows his father lives in his phone. We as humans are evolving really fast, so everyday we're hit with that." - Tilda Swinton

"It's unbearable when someone changes around you. Just imagine that your life partner changes, then it is difficult to cope with. Or your mother. Or your father. They were strong and now they're like a baby - it's not so funny." - Michael Haneke

"My father was a jazz listener, and I think, at least before I was 5, I was not so into that. Although there were records that emphasized percussion that I liked, like Baby Dodds." - Wallace Shawn

"When we [adoption agency] have a birth mother who is pregnant and she doesn't know the race of the father, she is using drugs, and she is in crisis, usually we cannot place that baby with a heterosexual family. Almost all of the times when we have a drug-addicted child, we place the baby in a homosexual family." - Rosie O'Donnell

"Rocking her gently in his arms, Wulf wondered which of them had it worse. The mother who would' live to see the baby grow, or the father who was damned to watch the baby and all those after him die." (Wulf)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Rocking her gently in his arms, Wulf wondered which of them had it worse. The mother who wouldn't live to see the baby grow, or the father who was damned to watch the baby and all those after him die.' (Wulf)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"I certainly like the rumour that I was the father of Elizabeth Hurley's baby. It made me think I could impregnate women in a different way to everyone else. Elizabeth and I were never alone in a room together, so I must be a very powerful man indeed. Actually, I'm thinking of suing the baby!" - Matthew Perry

"... and what good is a baby?" - Michael Faraday

"My baby love and I are ENGAGED!!!" - Evan Ross

"Human Nature Baby, grab it and growl." - Stephen King

"It's karma, baby. And it goes around." - Alicia Keys

"Stephanie,' Valerie said. 'She's going to have a baby, and she's getting married.' My father was confused. He looked around the room. No Joe. No Ranger. His eyes locked on Diesel. 'Not the psycho,' he said. Diesel blew out a sigh. My father turned to my mother. 'Get me the carving knife. Make sure it's sharp." - Janet Evanovich

"As everyone knows, nothing is sweeter than tiny baby fingers and chubby baby toes." - Mem Fox

"There is no such thing as a baby, there is a baby and someone." - Donald Woods Winnicott

"If Oprah, Steven Spielberg and Bono had a baby, I would be that baby." - Jason Russell

"Or people who have one baby and go buy a minivan... how big is your baby?" - Chelsea Handler

"I'm just stayin' humble, and true. It's good right now baby - staying' true baby." - Paul Wall

"I know he's coming by this sign, That baby's almost wild; See how he laughs and crows and starts - Heaven, bless the merry child! He's father's self in face and limb, And father's heart is strong in him. Shout, baby, shout! and clap thy hands, For father on the threshold stands." - Mary Howitt

"Having a baby isn't so bad. If you're a female Emperor penguin in the Antarctic. She lays the egg, rolls it over to the father, then takes off for warmer weather where she eats and eats and eats. For two months, the father stands stiff, without food, blind in the 24-hour dark, balancing the egg on his feet. After the little penguin is hatched, the mother sees fit to come home." - L. M. Boyd

"It is curious to see how a self-willed, haughty girl, who sets her father and mother and all at defiance, and can't be managed by anybody, at once finds her master in a baby. Her sister's child will strike the rock and set all her affections flowing." - Charles Buxton

"This baby comes out of you and there's no handbook. They hand you this child and say, 'Don't kill it. Feed it, clothe it and shelter it.' I never knew what that kind of love was. I remember looking at my daughter for the first time and wondering if that's the way my father looked at me." - Alicia Coppola

"Cal 's eyes reflected a weird combination of frenzy and fear as he twisted toward his father. "My God! She's on her way to becoming the most famous physicist in the country, and she'sdumb as a post ! You arenot having your baby in this house! You're having it at the county hospital!" - Susan Elizabeth Phillips

"I am a necromancer, but not of the common sort, while others of the art raise the dead, I lay them to rest - or try too - and those that will not rest I bind, for I am Abhorsen... He turned to the baby again and added, almost with a note of surprise, Father of Sabriel." - Garth Nix

"Cal 's eyes reflected a weird combination of frenzy and fear as he twisted toward his father. "My God! She's on her way to becoming the most famous physicist in the country, and she"sdumb as a post ! You arenot having your baby in this house! You're having it at the county hospital!" - Susan Elizabeth Phillips

"At Christmas, I am always struck by how the spirit of togetherness lies also at the heart of the Christmas story. A young mother and a dutiful father with their baby were joined by poor shepherds and visitors from afar. They came with their gifts to worship the Christ child." - Queen Elizabeth II

"I'm a war baby: I was brought up with rationing, and my parents always had to struggle. I remember when I was sent to boarding school - Prior Park College in Bath - my father was asked how he was going to pay the fees, and he replied: 'In arrears.'" - Cameron Mackintosh

"China has its own Baby Boom generation. And China's baby boom generation, because of the size of China itself, is the world's largest baby boom generation." - Howard W. French

"I believe that God protected me. I've experienced many miracles. One day, my father was arrested as I stood nearby on the street. A total stranger who was pushing a baby carriage took my hand and put it on the handle of the carriage, as if I were her child. As soon as it was safe for me, she let me walk home." - Charlotte Knobloch

"The world is always ending for someone. It's a good line. I give it to the father of the child. He says it to his wife. "The world is always ending for someone," he says. She is trying to quieten the baby, and does not hear him. I doubt that it would matter if she did." - Neil Gaiman

"The world is always ending for someone. It's a good line. I give it to the father of the child. He says it to his wife. 'The world is always ending for someone,' he says. She is trying to quieten the baby, and does not hear him. I doubt that it would matter if she did." - Neil Gaiman

"I consider myself a modern-day dad, where I still got rock'n'roll in me, but yet I take being a parent and relationships very seriously in life. I'm tired of the image of the father as a fat, beer-chugging, stupid guy. That image has to change. I'm changing it, baby, one city at a time." - Jim Breuer

"Freddie experienced the sort of abysmal soul-sadness which afflicts one of Tolstoy's Russian peasants when, after putting in a heavy day's work strangling his father, beating his wife, and dropping the baby into the city's reservoir, he turns to the cupboards, only to find the vodka bottle empty." - P G Wodehouse

"I am opposed to the idea of a child growing up with two gay parents. A child needs a mother and a father. I could not imagine my childhood without my mother. I also believe that it is cruel to take a baby away from its mother." - Stefano Gabbana

"I am very thankful and blessed to have a healthy and happy baby boy and baby mama." - Eric Church

"A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother." - Mark Twain

"You Call This One And It's All Over, Baby!" - Scotty Nguyen

"Kill an unborn baby and you still could' de-fetus" - Celph Titled

"Who is this Baby Ruth? And what does she do?" - George Bernard Shaw

"And on their lids... The baby Sleep is pillowed." - Percy Bysshe Shelley

"Kill an unborn baby and you still couldn't de-fetus" - Celph Titled

"Weezy F. Baby/ And the 'F' ain't for fear" - Lil Wayne

"Imagine you're drowning, and someone hands you a baby." - Jim Gaffigan

"I got married and had a baby. Created a human." - Hilary Duff

"Life is funny, baby, and that's no joke" - Rachel Cohn

"Our baby is safe, and it's just a house." - Jennifer Dunn

"Baby, I'm yours until two and two is three." - Barbara Lewis

"I don't have a kid, but I think that I would be a good father, especially if my baby liked to go out drinking." - Eugene Mirman

"This is my father. Try what you can with him! He won't listen to me, because he remembers what a fool I was when I was a baby." - George Bernard Shaw

"Carrying a baby is the most rewarding experience a female can enjoy. A father shares in that experience, knowing that he caused it to happen." - Jayne Mansfield

"I've got three women in my life: my mama, ex baby mama and my new baby mama." - Felipe Esparza

"For me, there's a big difference between having a baby in your 20s and having a baby in your 40s." - Jane Kaczmarek

"I owe the baby my life. I owe this baby everything and I have a responsibility now." - Nicole Richie

"Sleep when your baby sleeps. Everyone knows this classic tip, but I say why stop there? Scream when your baby screams. Take Benadryl when your baby takes Benadryl. And walk around pantless when your baby walks around pantless." - Tina Fey

"As a newborn baby breathes and cries, so the signs of life in a newborn Christian are faith and repentance, inhaling the love of God and exhaling an initial cry of distress. And at that point what God provides, exactly as for a newborn infant, is the comfort, protection, and nurturing promise of a mother. "If God is our father, the church is our mother." The words are those of the Swiss Reformer John Calvin ... it is as impossible, unnecessary, and undesirable to be a Christian all by yourself as it is to be a newborn baby all by yourself." - N T Wright

"I am about to impart to you the sacred words my father gave to me. It's the five responses that will get you out of any female problem...I do' know what you're talking about. I did' do it. Baby, there's no one else in my world but you. Oops. And Jesus is Lord. Not to mention you can combine them. Such as - I do' know what you're talking about, I did' do it, or Jesus is Lord, baby, you know there's no one else in my world but you. (Jesse) (Simone opens the bathroom door.) Oops, Jesus is Lord. (Xypher)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"I am about to impart to you the sacred words my father gave to me. It's the five responses that will get you out of any female problem...I don't know what you're talking about. I didn't do it. Baby, there's no one else in my world but you. Oops. And Jesus is Lord. Not to mention you can combine them. Such as - I don't know what you're talking about, I didn't do it, or Jesus is Lord, baby, you know there's no one else in my world but you. (Jesse) (Simone opens the bathroom door.) Oops, Jesus is Lord. (Xypher)" - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Lemurs are good parents but they do it in different ways. I originally studied father care. I was very interested in that and we saw that a lot of these animals that lived in pairs and the father wasn't doing anything at all for the first month. But then suddenly, when the baby got to be a certain weight then the dads chipped in and started carrying the babies which was very nice. And then if there was twins or triplets then they helped." - Patricia Wright

"I and the Father are not-two!" - Frederick Franck

"I loved my mother and father." - Roger Moore

"My father and brothers were coal miners." - Merle Travis

"My father loved people, children and pets." - Tony Visconti

"One baby is a patient baby, and waits indefinitely until its mother is ready to feed it. The other baby is an impatient baby and cries lustily, screams and kicks and makes everybody unpleasant until it is fed. Well, we know perfectly well which baby is attended to first. That is the whole history of politics." - Emmeline Pankhurst

"When one of Lisa's baby teeth fell out here, the tooth fairy left her 50 cents. Another tooth fell out when she was with her father in Las Vegas, and that tooth fairy left her $5. When I told Elvis that 50 cents would be more in line, he laughed. He knew I was not criticizing him; how would Elvis Presley know the going rate for a tooth?" - Priscilla Presley

"Very often mothers go to work right away after the child is born and, unless the father or someone else stays home, this is quite serious. A baby has to be near its kin most of the time when he is little for three, four or five years. To give him this grounding, this feeling of connection, this feeling of relationship, is the most important thing." - Laura Huxley

"I get this a lot: 'Oh, can you take a picture with my baby? Can you hold the baby?' I don't want to hold your baby! I'll hold my baby. I don't like holding someone else's baby. I'm serious! You never know what could happen. It's such an awkward position you're put in, and it's like, 'No, sorry.'" - Juan Pablo Montoya

"If you were aboard a lifeboat with a baby and a dog, and the boat capsized, would you rescue the baby or the dog?" Regan, "If it were a retarded baby and a bright dog, I'd save the dog." - Tom Regan

"Three tomatoes are walking down the street-a poppa tomato, a mamma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him and says, Catch up." - Uma Thurman

"Attachment parenting is this theory that if you wear your baby around and you sleep with your baby and you breast-feed for a long time, the baby will be more attached to you." - Sarah Ruhl

"Instead of having a baby, why dont you get a tattoo of a baby first, and see how that works out for six months to a year, and then see if you're ready to have a baby." - Chelsea Handler

"And baby, when I see ya I'm gonna love you all over the place And baby, when I see ya I'm gonna kiss you all over your face" - Macy Gray

"There are many differences between a baby and an I-Pod. And one of the biggest is, no ones going to mug you for your baby." - Nick Hornby

"People say that when a baby is crying the paternal grandmother will say, "The baby is crying, you should feed her," and the maternal grandmother will say, "Why is that baby crying so much, making her mom so tired?" - Shin Kyung-sook

"I found once you start writing about God it's really fun. It's like a rock singer saying "baby." "Baby, baby, baaayy-by." You start saying "God" on the page and you don't want to stop." - Jonathan Raymond

"If you go with what Hillary [Clinton] is saying, in the ninth month, you can take the baby and rip the baby out of the womb of the mother just prior to the birth of the baby." - Donald Trump

"I think of the chimp, the one with the talking hands. In the course of the experiment, that chimp had a baby. Imagine how her trainers must have thrilled when the mother, without prompting, began to sign her newborn. Baby, drink milk. Baby, play ball. And when the baby died, the mother stood over the body, her wrinkled hands moving with animal grace, forming again and again the words: Baby, come hug, Baby come hug, fluent now in the language of grief." - Amy Hempel

"The morning that my baby came They found a baby swallow dead, And saw a something hard to name Fly mothlike over baby's bed." - Ralph Hodgson

"I kissed her, a long hard kiss. Because baby didn't know it, but baby was dead, and in a way I couldn't have loved her more." - Jim Thompson

"You don't know anything about pain until you've seen your own baby drowned in a tub... and you definitely don't know anything about how to wash a baby." - Anthony Jeselnik

"Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again..." - Karl Pilkington

"I think my friends wife has been banging a black guy. Because they just had a baby. And the baby had a hole in it." - Anthony Jeselnik

"In Baby You're A Rich Man the point was, stop moaning, you're a rich man and we're all rich, heh heh, baby!" - John Lennon

"For some people, the better route for finding like-minded parents is just to get out of your house with your baby and frequent baby-friendly places." - Carolyn Hax

"That's what they do to whatever I was - 19 or something. You're the baby hooker. You can ask any woman my age and we've all played baby hookers." - Lori Petty

"The 14th Amendment is very questionable as to whether or not somebody can come over, have a baby and immediately that baby is a citizen." - Donald Trump

"Baby, baby let me sleep on it Let me sleep on it And I'll give you my answer in the morning..." - Jim Steinman

"Congrats to Prince William and Kate Middleton, who welcomed a baby girl on Saturday. The royal baby weighed eight pounds - or around 12 American dollars." - Jimmy Fallon

"Baby-carrying means your hearts are close together. It's a very intense and beautiful way to bond with your baby, very intimate. It's also easier than a stroller." - Kelly Cutrone

"You know there is a person inside every baby, right? And anybody who has ever met a baby knows there is already a person in there." - Gloria Steinem

"People gave me such a bad time about wanting a baby. I didn't want a baby, and I still don't. I wanted a dog." - Ann Patchett

"Father, O father! what do we here In this land of unbelief and fear?" - William Blake

"I saw my father as a man, and not, as a man who was my father." - Richard Llewellyn

"Sheep hurt my father, and through my father, sheep have also hurt me." - Haruki Murakami

"I can't say I had an ideal father, and I'm not a father myself." - Steven Saylor

"My father was an accountant and his father was a typographer." - Umberto Eco

"I had a craving for pineapple and a pink cardigan" - Becky Bloomwood Shopaholic and Baby" - Sophie Kinsella

"My baby lives in shades of blue, blue eyes and jazz and attitude." - Lana Del Rey

"The blues had a baby and they called it rock and roll." - Muddy Waters

"In fact if you're a mother or a father, you're filled with oxytocin when you have a child. It makes you love the baby, even though they look like a lizard .You'll think it's the beautiful thing in the world." - Tony Robbins

"On October 28th, 1887, I became the mother of a girl baby, the very image of its father, at least that is what he said, but who has the temper of its mother." - Calamity Jane

"I slept like a baby. Every two hours, I woke up and cried." - Tom McVie

"Precious and priceless, so lovable, too; The world's sweetest miracle, baby, is you." - Helen Steiner Rice

"I threw out all the bath water, and there was no baby there." - Dan Barker

"in the beginning William Shakespeare was a baby, and knew absolutely nothing. He couldn't even speak." - Mary Ruefle

"A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it." - Frank Howard Clark

"Can you gather your vital breath and yet be tender like a newborn baby?" - Laozi

"Baby wee is good because it's pure, doesn't contain toxins and doesn't smell," - Vitali Klitschko

"my boyfriend is a rock god baby (and not kiss-of-death(sorry))" - Rachel Caine

"If Elton John and Madonna had a baby it would be Lady Gaga." - Jon Bon Jovi

"Come over to my house with your sister, baby, and I'll show you who's gay!" - Zlatan Ibrahimovic

"How to fold a diaper depends on the size of the baby and the diaper." - Benjamin Spock

"Rejoice and love yourself today 'Cause baby, you were born this way." - Lady Gaga

"Those with a moral deficit put on a good show, and sleep like a baby." - Paul Newman

"Said 2,000 years of Christian history, baby And you ain't learned to love me yet?" - Nick Cave

"Where did you come from, baby dear? Out of the everywhere and into here." - George Macdonald

"Have another baby. I mean, it's such a miracle to have one. And there's so..." - Gwen Stefani

"Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child." - Tina Brown

"I've never managed anywhere, I've managed to stay alive for 63 and a half years baby." - Eamon Dunphy

"There are two victims in every abortion: a dead baby and a dead conscience." - Mother Teresa

"To change the world, you must first change yourself. And baby, that's hard enough." - Alonzo King

"The simple man, baby, pays for the thrills, the bills, and the pills that kill." - John Mellencamp

"If Gary Cooper and Henry Fonda had a baby, it would be Matthew Modine." - Stanley Kubrick

"Baby, shut up and let me drink the wine from your fur tea cup." - Alice Cooper

"Baby, your nothing but too much trouble. Gotta bury this love and bury the shovel." - Clay Walker

"I love rock and roll, so put another dime in the juke box, baby." - Joan Jett

"If it were a retarded baby and a bright dog, I'd save the dog." - Tom Regan

"The human baby, the human being, is a mosaic of animal and angel." - Jacob Bronowski

"Cinema without risk is like having no sex and expecting to have a baby." - Francis Ford Coppola

"What Death protects can't be harmed and baby, you're the only thing I protect - Dank, Predestined" - Abbi Glines

"Always respect Mother Nature. Especially when she weighs 400 pounds and is guarding her baby." - James Rollins

"There's a thin line baby. A thing line between love and hate." -Cage York" - Abbi Glines

"I'm a huge baby and horror films just terrify me, they're very effective with me." - Alexandra Daddario

"Talent's like a baby. Wrap it up in wool and it goes to sleep." - Oscar Levant



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