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Babies Quotes


"All babies are Buddha babies." - Joseph Campbell

"Orangutan babies are like human babies: helpless." - Willie Smits

"babies ain't cute / hungry." - Alexis De Veaux

"Babies aren't dishwasher-safe." - Daniel Tosh

"All babies are beautiful." - Jeanne Calment

"Keep cool my babies." - Conan Obrien

"All my children are my babies. They're our babies." - Stevie Wonder

"I want babies. Lots of babies. Of course!" - Blake Lively

"There are no illegitimate babies." - Merrit Malloy

"Babies laughing is like opium." - Neil Patrick Harris

"Babies, babies, babies. Why did God make so many babies? But no, God didn't make them. Stupid people made them." - Margaret Mitchell

"Babies got it going on!" - Margaret Cho

"I hate babies. They're so human." - Hector Hugh Munro

"Babies in silk hats playing with dynamite." - Alexander Woollcott

"Men, Babies, it doesn't matter...we're soulmates" - Candace Bushnell

"Kissing babies and hugging fat girls." - Dave Bautista

"Babies are saved when Christians show up." - Dennis Green

"Troubles, like babies, grow larger by nursing." - Elizabeth Fox, Baroness Holland

"All babies look like Winston Churchill." - Edward R Murrow

"I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' babies!" - Butterfly McQueen

"The happiest days are when babies come." - Margaret Mitchell

"Ah doan know nuthin' 'bout bringin' babies." - Margaret Mitchell

"God looks out for fools and babies." - Meshell Ndegeocello

"I totally want, like, 18 babies." - Queen Latifah

"All babies look like me. But then, I look like all babies." - Winston Churchill

"Let's save all the children, save the babies, save the babies." - Marvin Gaye

"Dead Babies can take care of themselves, dead Babies can't take things off the shelf..." - Alice Cooper

"Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other." - E W Howe

"Babies are such a nice way to start people." - Don Herold

""I call them april babies cause they fools"" - Lil Wayne

"Insomnia: A contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents." - Shannon Fife

"Babies are like the smallest, drunkest people you know." - Nick Swardson

"Babies! What a wonderful way to start people!" - Mary Engelbreit

"No one likes change... but babies in diapers." - Barbara Johnson

"I didn't see any NRA officials killing babies in Waco..." - P. J. O'Rourke

"If all fooles had babies, wee should want fuell." - George Herbert

"Babies on television never spit up on the Ultrasuede." - Erma Bombeck

"Men are often bad, but babies never are." - Louisa May Alcott

"The world is a very complicated place, as babies know." - David Mumford

"The New Right: kiss the bankers and spank the babies." - Mason Cooley

"The hot, moist smell of babies fresh from naps." - Barbara Ascher

"These wretched babies don't come until they are ready." - Elizabeth II

"If babies had guns, they wouldn't be aborted." - Steve Stockman

"It's just Gods way of getting babies to heaven faster!" - Zach Braff

"Nothing grows in our garden, only washing. And babies." - Dylan Thomas

"Troubles are like babies - they only grow by nursing." - Douglas William Jerrold

"Having babies is a blessing, not a duty," - Betty Ford

"The only people who like change are wet babies." - Anonymous

"Babies cannot eat meat but some adults like milk." - J. Vernon McGee

"I'd just as soon stay home and raise babies" - June Allyson

"There are babies a span long in hell." - John Calvin

"Babies are a great way to start people." - Don Herold

"Without self awareness we are as babies in the cradles." - Virginia Woolf

"Being pro-life doesn't save babies, acting pro-life does." - Dennis Green

"I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' no babies!" - Butterfly McQueen

"Aphrodite makes us understand why women have drowned their babies." - P C Cast

"At least gays don't kill babies before their due date." - Daniel Tosh

"There's nothing in the 14th Amendment about anchor babies." - Rush Limbaugh

"I hate when songwriters refer to their songs as babies." - Jens Lekman

"Babies are such a nice way to start people." - Don Herrold

"Promises are like babies: easy to make, hard to deliver." - Anonymous

"Look babies in your eyes, my pretty sweet one." - John Fletcher

"Babies, we are told, are the latest news from heaven." - Martin Luther King, Jr.

"I'd just as soon stay home and raise babies." - June Allyson

"Babies have much higher levels of stress in childcare." - Mem Fox

"I'm not cut out to lug babies around!" - Sophie Hannah

"Were women meant to do everything - work and have babies?" - Candice Bergen

"It is the nature of babies to be in bliss." - Deepak Chopra

"What compromises women - babies, domesticity, mediocrity - compromises writing even more." - Rachel Cusk

"Men should have more time with their newborn babies." - Megyn Kelly

"I am serving the Lord and helping women save babies." - Norma Mccorvey

"Mothers can get weaned as well as babies." - Thomas Chandler Haliburton

"I want Books and Babies and Beef stews." - Sylvia Plath

"There's nothing more important than the health of our babies." - Thalia

"There's people making babies to my music. That's nice." - Barry White

"The Go-Go's were like my first babies." - Jane Wiedlin

"Hold puppies, kittens, and babies anytime you get the chance." - H Jackson Brown Jr

"These wretched babies don't come until they are ready." - Queen Elizabeth II

"I feel sure that unborn babies pick their parents." - Gloria Swanson

"It's tough campaigning, kissing hands and shaking babies." - Pat Paulsen

"Dont play any notes. Notes are for babies." - Sir Richard Bishop

"I want babies. I think I'll be a great dad." - Oliver Hudson

"No one likes change but babies in diapers." - Barbara Johnson

"Babies do not want to hear about babies; they like to be told of giants and castles." - Samuel Johnson

"On Abortion: Prolife means I care about babies in the womb as much as babies out of the womb." - Dillon Burroughs

"For black people, being around white people is sometimes like taking care of babies you don't like, babies who throw up on you again and again, but whom you cannot punish, because they're babies." - Hilton Als

"If you look around Brazil you see pregnant women everywhere. Here you don't see that as much. There the only thing they do is babies, babies, babies! Especially the poor families." - Adriana Lima

"I don't think Christians should use birth control. You consummate your marriage as often as you like - and if you have babies, you have babies." - Randall Terry

"Ladies love outlaws, like babies love stray dogs. Ladies touch babies like a banker touches gold, outlaws touch ladies somewhere deep down in their soul." - Waylon Jennings

"The press came out with headlines. Trump throws baby out of arena. I don't throw babies out, believe me. I love babies." - Donald Trump

"Hearts entwined Twenty fingers, twenty toes, two sweet babies with cheeks of rose. Born on the same day, two gifts from above, lives entwined, two babies to love." - Anonymous

"Babies and language are the essential ingredients of civilization, and speakers of language no more know where it came from than babies know' where they come from." - Charlton Laird

"A new study reveals that one-third of babies in the U.S. have used a smartphone. Yeah, and one-third of babies in China have MADE a smartphone." - Conan O'Brien

"Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but babies never are." - Louisa May Alcott

"Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going." - Alison Gopnik

"Babies and language are the essential ingredients of civilization, and speakers of language no more know where it came from than babies know where they come from." - Charlton Laird

"I'm always amazed when young women who are having babies want their husbands to watch the babies come out. I would never allow anything like that." - Jeanne Moreau

"Holding these babies in my arms makes me realize the miracle my husband and I began." - Betty Ford

"There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies." - Winston Churchill

"Babies are always more trouble than you thought and more wonderful." - Charles Osgood

"People who make babies surrender their right to behave like them." - Carolyn Hax

"Smiling babies should actually be categorized by the pharmaceutical industry as a powerful antidepressant." - Jim Gaffigan

"I'm okay with multinational marriage, foreigners are also alright. Mixed blood babies are so pretty." - Leeteuk

"If there was absolute freedom, people would run over babies and charge admission." - Lenny Bruce

"Speeches are like babies-easy to conceive but hard to deliver." - Aristotle

"Babies were dangerous . . . they made you fall in love before you knew what was happening." - Lisa Kleypas

"Babies are not brought by storks and poets are not produced by workshops." - James Fenton

"Ah, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts." - Tina Fey

"There is travel and there are babies; everything else is drudgery and death." - Dave Eggers

"We only have babies when we're young enough not to know how grim life turns out." - Gregory Maguire

"Babies and the old are permitted self-absorption. In between, it provokes resentment." - Mason Cooley

"We all wanted babies - but did any of us want children?" - Eda LeShan

"Flowers are like the sweet babies of the nature; they make us to smile." - Mehmet Murat Ildan

"If men had to have babies, they would only ever have one each." - Diana, Princess of Wales

"That's why I like babies. They're like beginnings we don't have?" - Lesley Howarth

"Inventions that are not made, like babies that are not born, are not missed." - John Kenneth Galbraith

"You flirt with old people and babies and everybody in between." - Rainbow Rowell

"Because we are all poets or babies in the middle of the night, struggling with being." - Martin Amis

"Never break a promise to an animal. They're like babies-they won't understand." - Tamora Pierce

"Milk are for babies, when you get older you drink beer." - Arnold Schwarzenegger

"I want babies too," he said huskily. "Daughters as beautiful as you are." - Maya Banks

"Some politicians like to kiss babies. I like to kiss the baby's mommas." - Edwin Edwards

"It is an active flame that flies First to the babies in the eyes." - Robert Herrick

"So when thou saw'st in nature's cabinet Stella thou straight'st look'st babies in her eyes." - Philip Sidney

"Boys like romantic tales; but babies like realistic tales-because they find them romantic." - Gilbert K Chesterton

"We should be able to deliver bottled hot water to dehydrated babies." - John Mccain

"For the first time in my life I feel important. I'd like to have five babies" - June Allyson

"All babies look like Renee Zellweger pushed against a glass window." - Joan Rivers

"I'm going to the lobby to sign babies and kiss CDs." - Tom Rush

"As souls must cry when they awaken in tiny babies and find themselves far from heaven" - John Updike

"They never lynch children, babies, no matter what they do they are whitewashed in advance." - Samuel Beckett

"There are few things that's forever, my lady. We can make war or make babies." - Method Man

"You know that we are lost when babies are addicted to drugs when they are born." - Louis Eric Barrier

"Teenagers are people who act like babies if they're not treated like adults." - Harvey Kurtzman

"Even babies like to grab for things just beyond their reach." - Cynthia Lewis

"Since the late 1970s, 163 million female babies have been aborted by parents seeking sons." - Jonathan V. Last

"Two premature babies was not a genetic thing; we were just unlucky." - Sophie Ellis Bextor

"When babies listen, what they're doing is taking statistics on the language that they hear." - Patricia K. Kuhl

"Crying babies are like good intentions: Both should be carried out immediately!" - Brigham Young

"Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies." - Kristen Schaal

"There's no praise or acknowledgment paid to women who raise the babies," - Sharon Gless

"If Newborn Babies Could Speak They Would Be The Most Intelligent Beings On Planet Earth." - Jaden Smith

"Mother elephants in the circus cannot help their babies, but we can," - Edie Falco

"Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass appeal." - Mike Sorrentino

"We learn to walk when we're babies and never forget unless we're drunk." - Trent Zelazny

"The way we care for our babies is how they experience our love." - Magda Gerber

"To change the world, we must first change the way the babies are being born," - Michel Odent

"Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches." - Liam Payne

"I call my children "My Hundred Thousand Dollar Babies Before They Were Even Born"!" - Cindy Margolis

"We learn to walk when we"re babies and never forget unless we"re drunk." - Trent Zelazny



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