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Ask Me Quotes


"Don't ask me, I don't know" - Ozzy Osbourne

"Not many people ask me out." - Marina Sirtis

"Ask me. I'm a cow expert." - Gordon Korman

"People ask me so many questions." - Annie Lennox

"Ask me who I don't dress!" - Coco Chanel

"Do not ask me to be kind; just ask me to act as though I were." - Jules Renard

"Before you judge me, ask me about my childhood. And I will ask you about yours." - Michael Jackson

"Ask me to marry you." "Will you marry me?" "No." - John Fowles

"Ask Nureyev to stop dancing, ask Sinatra to stop singing, then you can ask me to stop playing." - Billie Jean King

"Do not ask who I am and do not ask me to remain the same." - Michel Foucault

"Ask not what I can do for you. Ask what you can do for me" - Jerry Seinfeld

"The beauty of me is I'm always going to ask. I'll never not ask." - Kevin Hart

"I have people close to me who ask my advice just as I ask theirs." - Emily Yoffe

"I think maybe you should ask someone else. Don't ask me." - Gaston Gaudio

"Dammit... Don't you dare ask God to help me." - Joan Crawford

"Ask me about my complete lack of interest. (T-shirt)" - Darynda Jones

"You need your Inner Eye tested, if you ask me." - J K Rowling

"If you ask me, music is the language of memory" - Jodi Picoult

"You ask me for a motto. Here it is: SERVICE." - Albert Schweitzer

"Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies." - Oliver Goldsmith

"Love me - that's all I ask of you." - Charles Hart

"Vegetables are called 'specialty crops.' Don't ask me why." - Chellie Pingree

"I hate when people ask me to: "Massage the data"." - Ronald Coase

"I rarely agree with what clients ask me to do." - Ross Lovegrove

"Don't ask me when I first mastered the obvious." - John Burdett

"Jesus was a suicide, if you ask me." - Marsha Norman

"Let me ask you, 'Do you love your freedom?'" - Sarah Palin

"Let me ask you something, what is not art?" - Anonymous

"You'll have to ask somebody older than me." - Eubie Blake

"Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies." - Proverbs

"The Universe yields to me when I ask." - Esther Hicks

"Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no fibs." - Oliver Goldsmith

"All I ask is for people to trust me." - Chris Jericho

"I don't work with people who ask me questions." - Leos Carax

"Let me go to hell, that's all i ask." - Samuel

"Don't ask me how I am! I understand nothing more!" - Hans Christian Andersen

"Ask me not what I have, but what I am." - Heinrich Heine

"You may ask me for anything you like except time." - Napoleon Bonaparte

"I wish someone would ask me to design a cathedral." - Philip Johnson

"I am insecure. If you ask me, everybody is." - Kate Winslet

"What is grace? I know until you ask me; when you ask me, I do not know." - Saint Augustine

"If I don't ask "Why me?" after my victories, I cannot ask "Why me?" after my setbacks and disasters." - Arthur Ashe

"My will is not a place, but a condition. Do not ask Me where and when, but ask Me how." - Frances J Roberts

"I never ask God to give me anything; I only ask him to put me where things are." - Proverbs

"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. Anything. But it's not what you ask of me. It's what I ask of myself." - Lebron James

"Ask not of me, love, what is love? Ask what is good of God above; Ask of the great sun what is light; Ask what is darkness of the night; Ask sin of what may be forgiven; Ask what is happiness of heaven; Ask what is folly of the crowd; Ask what is fashion of the shroud; Ask what is sweetness of thy kiss; Ask of thyself what beauty is." - Philip James Bailey

"When people ask me for an autograph I usually ask for a pen and then stab them with it." - Thom Yorke

"People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice, did ya there buddy?" - George Carlin

"Don't look to me. Don't ask for help. Don't ask for anything that you can do yourself" - Lemmy Kilmister

"When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper." - Andy Rooney

"I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me" - Bobby Heenan

"Too much to ask for may leave me feeling lonely. Too little leaves me nothing." - Lisa Loeb

"Consistently ask yourself: 'Is what I'm doing right now working for me or working against me?" - Marshall Sylver

"don't give me what I ask for, give me what I need..." - Stephen King

"I've actually had people come up to me and ask me to autograph their guns." - Clint Eastwood

"You ask me what forces me to speak? a strange thing; my conscience." - Victor Hugo

"I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me." - Bobby Heenan

"I've had some interesting stuff happen to me - so why doesn't anyone ask me?" - Amanda Marshall

"My dad bought me a guitar and people would ask me to play." - Rod Stewart

"You ask me about the past, you ask me about the future, the only way to be happy is to be living right now." - Yvon Chouinard

"Ask me a question. Don't say talk about it, ask me a question. I'm not going to talk about it if it isn't a question." - John Tortorella

"Wealth I ask not, hope nor love, Nor a friend to know me; All I ask, the heavens above, And the road below me." - Robert Louis Stevenson

"Wealth I ask not, hope nor love, Nor a friend to know me; All I ask, the heaven above And the road below me." - Robert Louis Stevenson

"In the coming world they will not ask me-Why were you not Moses? They will ask me-Why were you not Zusya?" - Zusha of Hanipol

"Every morning when I get up, I ask God what he wants me to do, ask him to lead me to the right people to help them." - Richard Simmons

"What could you give me," I ask, my voice shaking, "to make me forget ... that you forgot about me?" - Jodi Picoult

"People recognize me, call me Ron, and ask me questions. It's really cool and weird as well." - Rupert Grint

"People ask me if I could fly, I said, 'yeah....' for a little while." - Michael Jordan

"They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits." - Joseph D. Early

"People ask me why I don't tweet. Honestly, I'm so sick of myself." - Blake Lively

"Absolutely. I am a father, and I know best. If there's any question, just ask me." - Rainn Wilson

"My ex ask me where I'm moving I said 'On to better things.'" - Drake

"People often ask me what happened to my first husband? And I say, I killed him." - Florence Henderson

"When people ask me what my religion is, I say its the Arsenal." - Marcus Du Sautoy

"When clever people ask me where I get a poem, I despair." - Robert Frost

"People always ask me if I believe diamonds are a girl's best friend. Frankly, I don't." - Marilyn Monroe

"You all right?" Diana let out a deep breath. "Ask me again when I'm not praying." - Nora Roberts

"All I ask of food is that it doesn't harm me." - Michael Palin

"Testosterone overload?" Merinus gave an unladylike grunt. "More like asshole overload if you ask me." - Lora Leigh

"People ask me where I go to get away and I say, 'home'" - Gretchen Wilson

"Don't bother trying to guilt me. Ask my other. It doesn't work." - Karen Marie Moning

"I shouldn't have to ask for your permission for me to put you in my lie!" - Kevin Hart

"If you're my bestfriend I shouldn't have to ask you to lie for me." - Kevin Hart

"Don't ask me something if the answer doesn't truly matter to you." - Ken Weber

"You ask me, 'What is the secret of remaining happy and married?'" - Rajneesh

"A girl ask me for a ring and i put one around her whole eye." - Big L

"Don't ask me if life is worth living, live it yourself and find out." - James Hearst

"To ask for a map is to say, "Tell me a story."" - Peter Turchi

"Every time you reach for food, ask yourself, 'Will this cleanse or clog me?'" - Tony Robbins

"Ask me if I sparkle and I'll kill you where you stand." (Bones)" - Jeaniene Frost

"Many more will have to suffer, many more will have to die , don't ask me why !" - Bob Marley

"People ask me if I'm an artist or an architect. But I think they're the same." - Frank Gehry

"They ask me what I'm writing for - I'm writing to show you what we're fighting for." - Talib Kweli

"I'm going to pass a law that no one can ask me my golf score." - Dwight D Eisenhower

"It is destroying me that I cannot ask you to dance." - Erin Morgenstern

"If you ask me, reincarnation is just another way to procrastinate." - Chuck Palahniuk

"One night you will ask me for something I cannot give." - Holly Black

"Ask me if I sparkle and I"ll kill you where you stand." (Bones)" - Jeaniene Frost

"Don't Ask Me Nothing About Nothing, I Just Might Tell You the Truth" - Bob Dylan

"I've never asked a girl out in my life, they have to ask me." - Michael Jackson

"What am I pondering, you ask? So help me God, immortality." - John Milton

"They ask me how Im doing. I say better than I deserve" - LeCrae

"To be everywhere at once is to be nowhere forever, if you ask me." - Edward Abbey

"The goal for me is to pull in the reader and to have them ask questions." - Lynsey Addario

"I didn't ask to be Thom Yorke. Thom Yorke asked to be me." - Thom Yorke

"Space Jam is my favorite movie. Don't ask me why, it just is." - Thom Yorke

"Always be quite simple and sincere and ask God to grant me those two virtues." - Vincent de Paul

"It's really just interesting to ask: why not? And see where that takes me." - Nikki Giovanni

"Should you ask me if I'm happy, I'll answer that I'm not." - Fernando Pessoa

"No, it is better not. She will only ask me to take a message to Albert." - Benjamin Disraeli

"I ask no risen dust to teach me immortality; I am conscious of eternal life." - Theodore Parker

"You ask me, "Did I like Arsenio?" About as much as the Bicentennial." - Ice Cube

"Don't wait for answers, just take your chances. Don't ask me why." - Billy Joel

"Ask me my three main priorities for Government, and I tell you: education, education, and education." - Tony Blair

"I think I know what it is but don't ask me to play it" - John Coltrane

"if you ask me, nobody really likes people who are always doing their duty." - Agatha Christie

"If you ask me how I want to be remembered, it is as a winner." - Walter Payton

"Hey, I'm serious here? Why do you have to ask me how many hits I have?" - Adam Dunn

"Surrender comes when you no longer ask, 'Why is this happening to me?'" - Eckhart Tolle

"Madam, you ask me how I compose. I compose sitting down." - Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky

"Fans always ask me to marry them so I'll have a lot of wives" - Niall Horan

"Time has told me not to ask for more, someday our ocean will find its shore." - Nick Drake

"Don't leave my ocean for shallow waters then ask me about the moon." - dream hampton

"I love the earth. If you ask me it's the greatest planet in the world." - Stephen Colbert

"There is no direct evidence, so how could you ask me to believe in God..." - Jodie Foster

"If I am not elected, I imagine that I will ask Harvard to let me back." - Michael Ignatieff

"I seek the lessons God wants to teach me, and that means that I ask why." - Elisabeth Elliot

"Yeah, I know getting high isn't so smart. Ask me if I care." - Ellen Hopkins

"Always in search of the question that might make you ask me one in return" - Matthew Zapruder

"The exception is I'm not going away. Don't ask me to do that ever again." - Tammara Webber

"Well-I don't know if anyone would really ask me to prom." - Shawn Johnson

"If you don't ask me questions, I can't give you an untrue answer." - Oliver Goldsmith

"If you ask me about women's lib, I say I don't even know what that is." - Richard Pryor

"Do you know how many times a week people ask me why I'm yelling?" - Bill Burr

"What are we fighting for? Don't ask me I don't give a damn." - Country Joe McDonald

"Ask not from whence I came for the gravity of the future pulls me ever forward." - Jessica Simpson

"People ask me, What would you be doing without baseball? I don't know...super-sizing fries?" - Jason Giambi

"People ask me where I get my fighting qualities from, and I have to say Serena." - Venus Williams

"People ask me why I write. I write to find out what I know." - Virginia Woolf

"If I had wings, no one would ask me: should I fly?" - Bob Dylan

"[Donald Trump administration] didn`t ask me to stay and 40 years seemed like enough." - Daniel Fried

"I've definitely had someone ask to touch [my hair] . That weirded me out a little bit." - Noah Syndergaard

"If people want to know the truth, why don't they just come to me and ask?" - Janet Jackson

"People ask me if I would shoot and kill people, and I don't think I would." - Jimmi Simpson

"I'd love for someone to ask me about comedic technique and choices." - Hari Kondabolu

"People ask me what book politicians should read. They should read the life of Mahatma Gandhi." - Marina Abramovic

"Apparently, I'm very, very popular in jails. They often ask me to come and speak." - Etgar Keret

"She didn't ask me to the christening, so I'm not going to the wedding." - Donald McGill

"People ask me what my favorite episode of Full House is; it was the last one!" - Bob Saget

"But why do you want me? I mean, what am I? Ask yourself that." - P G Wodehouse



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