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"God bless my soul! No apple pie." - Robert Oliver

"...oppression is as American as apple pie..." - Audre Lorde

"I'm as American as apple pie." - Paul Mooney

"I'm more American than apple pie. I'm like apple pie, with a hot dog in it" - Stephen Colbert

"Pessimism is as American as apple pie - frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese." - George Will

"The best of all physicians Is apple pie and cheese!" - Eugene Field

"The best of all physiciansIs apple pie and cheese!" - Eugene Field

"My favorite pudding is good old English apple pie." - Jeremy Bulloch

"Violence against women is as American as apple pie." - Gwen Moore

"I'm from Maine. I eat apple pie for breakfast." - Rachel Nichols

"Jihad is becoming as American as apple pie and as British as afternoon tea." - Anwar al-Awlaki

"Statistics are to baseball what a flaky crust is to Mom's apple pie...." - Harry Reasoner

"Apple pie without the cheese is like a kiss without the squeeze." - Henry Schriver

"If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." - Carl Sagan

"To whoever invented fantasy, redwood trees, and apple pie for breakfast: well done." - Dr. SunWolf

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe." - Carl Sagan

"The sex with Mandy was good, but it wasn't like warm apple pie." - Wilmer Valderrama

"The older I get, the more I become an apple pie, sparkling cider kind of guy." - Scott Foley

"Statistics are to baseball what a flaky crust is to Mom's apple pie." - Harry Reasoner

"I'd rather Apple cannibalize Apple than somebody else cannibalize Apple." - Tim Cook

"I love apple juice." - Taye Diggs

"Truth, justice...I always thought they were absolutes, like God. And Mom. And apple pie. But you could make apple pie from Ritz crackers. You could make cakes without sugar. We learned how to fake things, during the war." - Judy Blundell

"Come on, it's an American tradition. Apple soup? Mom's homemade chicken pie?' She chuckled in spite of herself, then winced. 'It's apple pie and Mom's homemade chicken soup. But you didn't do badly, for a start." - L J Smith

"Sometimes I feel so sick at the state of the world I can't even finish my second apple pie." - Banksy

"The Apple Pie Hubbub was a significant novel for me, because that's when I first started using verbs." - Steve Martin

"I consider myself a patriot, but not for the traditional reasons. I'm just really passionate about apple pie." - Dov Davidoff

"Hating the New York Yankees is as American as apple pie, unwed mothers and cheating on your income tax." - Mike Royko

"Tolerance is the value that was selected to put on here, and tolerance is as American as apple pie." - Jay Inslee

"Violence against women is as American as apple pie. I know, not only as a legislator, but from personal experience." - Gwen Moore

"I've always loved movies about con men. I think con men are as American as apple pie." - Bill Paxton

"I think 'American Pie' is great." - Paul Dano

"Apple might not love me, but I love Apple." - Glenn Beck

"American soldiers in battle don't fight for what some president says on T.V., they don't fight for mom, apple pie, the American flag...they fight for one another." - Hal Moore

"I like to make pies. Thats kind of my new obsession - peach, blueberry, apple, strawberry. I make a really good pumpkin pie with real pumpkin." - Morgan Saylor

"But I, when I undress me Each night, upon my knees Will ask the Lord to bless me With apple-pie and cheese." - Eugene Field

"Positive thinking is so firmly enshrined in our culture that knocking it is a little like attacking motherhood or apple pie." - Srikumar Rao

"I've read hundreds of cookbooks. Most of those cookbooks don't even tell you how to get a steak ready, how to bake biscuits or an apple pie." - Colonel Sanders

"I don't think theater is dying, and musicals are a great American art form. We've got apple pie, jazz and musical theater." - Laura Benanti

"A girl came up to me in a bar and said she wanted to be my apple pie. I wish I'd said something cool, but I was stunned." - Jason Biggs

"I like to make pies. That's kind of my new obsession - peach, blueberry, apple, strawberry. I make a really good pumpkin pie with real pumpkin." - Morgan Saylor

"The natural term of an apple-pie is but twelve hours. It reaches its highest state about one hour after it comes from the oven, and just before its natural heat has quite departed. But every hour afterward is a declension. And after it is one day old, it is thence-forward but the ghastly corpse of apple-pie." - Henry Ward Beecher

"Although the frankfurter originated in Frankfurt, Germany, we have long since made it our own, a twin pillar of democracy along with Mom's apple pie. In fact, now that Mom's apple pie comes frozen and baked by somebody who isn't Mom, the hot dog stands alone. What it symbolizes remains pure, even if what it contains does not." - William Zinsser

"From the egg to the apple." - Horace

"The rotten apple spoils his companion." - Benjamin Franklin

"Woman is at once apple and serpent." - Heinrich Heine

"Don't paint the apple; paint the red." - Arthur Lismer

"No man's pie is freed From his ambitious finger." - William Shakespeare

"Well, at least it was a fruit pie." - Anita Bryant

"The cream pie of justice flies one way." - Lois Mcmaster Bujold

"You'll get pie in the sky when you die." - Joe Hill

"What is a roofless cathedral to a well-built pie?" - William Maginn

"A pie in the face is funny. Comedy gold." - Matthew Moy

"Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken." - Jonathan Swift

"When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?" - Lisa Loeb

"If the apple hit Newton's nose, Newton's nose hit the apple." - Gilbert K Chesterton

"It is an apple full of worms compared to an apple that's fresh and delicious." - Jay Carney

"If the apple hit Newton's nose, Newton's nose hit the apple." - Gilbert K Chesterton

"I started working at Apple about 18 months after I bought my Apple II" - Andy Hertzfeld

"Newton's apple and Cezanne's apple are discoveries more closely related than they seem." - Arthur Koestler

"Now, in this town, you have to putter over a thing, even the slightest, a month. The powers that evolved the cabbage apple-pie in the morning, and executed it in the evening, are here unknown quantities." - Susan Hale

"When I write songs I think about how it makes people feel, and I hope that when it goes into your ears you feel happy too. Not sexy happy but apple pie happy." - Lights

"The poor folks hate the rich folks, and the rich folks hate the poor folks. All of my folks hate all of your folks, it's American as apple pie." - Tom Lehrer

"Oh, the poor folks hate the rich folks, And the rich folks hate the poor folks. All of my folks hate all of your folks, It's American as apple pie." - Tom Lehrer

"When we think of classic American desserts, we tend to imagine apple pie and ice cream. However, the most classic American dessert of all might be the chocolate chip cookie." - Homaro Cantu

"As time goes on we get closer to that American Dream of there being a pie cut up and shared. Usually greed and selfishness prevent that and there is always one bad apple in every barrel." - Rick Danko

"Of emotions, of love, of breakup, of love and hate and death and dying, mama, apple pie, and the whole thing. It covers a lot of territory, country music does." - Johnny Cash

"The one snack I really love is YoCrunch yogurt. It's like an apple pie in a cup! You have your apples on the bottom, your yogurt in the middle, and piecrust crumbs on top." - Gabby Douglas

"Despite the obvious damage now visible in the entropic desolation of every American home town, Wal-Mart managed to install itself in the pantheon of American Dream icons, along with apple pie, motherhood, and Coca Cola." - James Howard Kunstler

"The fulfillment of desire does not necessarily make you happy because there is a satiation factor. You can get some apple pie and eat it. If this is what makes you happy, why not eat ten?" - Frederick Lenz

"Don't get fancy. Have you cooked an apple pie? You don't know what you did wrong? Do this: Take two or three apples. Put them on a table. Study them." - Paul Prudhomme

"Not all of them, but certainly there's some really, really dramatic differences among apples. And what you learn if you have that number of varieties is you learn which Apple is good for which purpose. So I have a favorite apple for apple pie. It's called Bramley Seedling. It's a old British Apple. I blend a lot of these apples together that make apple cider every year. It's a great hobby, but it's, you know, it takes some time. And it can be frustrating when the Japanese beetles or the gypsy moths come." - Cary Fowler

"Last time you bring me pie, I cut into it, with my tiny pie cutter, and millions of birds flew out hitting me in the eyes and the temples... it was a trick pie!" - Noel Fielding

"The mighty hunter," I quipped as we snuck out the backdoor, escaping into the yard. "He can take down vicious rabids and rampaging boars, but one old lady can make him flee in terror.""One scary old lady," he corrected me, looking relieved to be out of the house. "You didn't hear what she told me when I got up - you're so cute I could put you in a pie. Tell me that's not the creepiest thing you've ever heard." His voice climbed a few octaves, turning shrill and breathy. "Today for dessert, we have apple pie, blueberry pie and Ezekiel pie." - Julie Kagawa

"You like pie? I like pie." - Barack Obama

"Kitchens were different then, too - not only what came out of them, but their smells and sounds. A hot pie cooling smells different from a frozen pie thawing." - Peg Bracken

"Apple is our mentor, Facebook is our enemy." - Dick Costolo

"Google Maps are phenomenal. Yep, ask an Apple user." - Eric Schmidt

"The morning is like the inside of a snow-apple." - Hilda Conkling

"I've never seen such a bunch of apple-eaters." - J D Salinger

"We saw - we conducted the experiment. I mean, it's been done. We saw Apple with Steve Jobs. We saw Apple without Steve Jobs. We saw Apple with Steve Jobs. Now, we're gonna see Apple without Steve Jobs." - Larry Ellison

"Everybody's twelve years old in an apple orchard." - Rachael Ray

"I have my mother's hips...I have an apple bottom." - Brendon Urie

"[Apple] make nothing in the United States, virtually." - Donald Trump

"Autumn is the bite of the harvest apple." - Christina Petrowsky

"He kept him as the apple of his eye." - Bible

"When the apple is ripe it will fall." - Proverbs

"But Apple really beats to a different drummer. I used to say that Apple should be the Sony of this business, but in reality, I think Apple should be the Apple of this business." - Steve Jobs

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away." - Benjamin Franklin

"Apple doesn't do hobbies as a general rule." - Tim Cook

"I don't think Apple has to own a content business." - Tim Cook

"Cling, swing, Spring, sing, Swing up into the apple tree." - T S Eliot

"You really have one bite at the apple." - Mark Shields

"I produce music as an apple tree produces apples." - Camille Saint-Saens

"I'll squeeze the cider out of your adam's apple." - Moe Howard

"Let's not talk about Communism. Communism was just and idea, just pie in the sky." - Boris Yeltsin

"Men who leave their money to be distributed by others are pie-faced mutts," - George Eastman

"Since the 1980s, we have given the rich a bigger slice of our pie in the belief that they would create more wealth, making the pie bigger than otherwise possible in the long run. The rich got the bigger slice of the pie all right, but they have actually reduced the pace at which the pie is growing." - Ha-Joon Chang

"I love thee like puddings; if thou wert pie I'd eat thee." - John Ray

"One of the things that made American Pie great was also the sexiness of it." - Hayden Schlossberg

"Gina Hyams has put together a fabulous fun book/gift: Pie Contest in a Box: Everything You Need to Host a Pie Contest. There's a great book inside, with recipes, pie history, and plenty of inspiration for gathering your friends together to see who can make the best pie. Plus, ribbons! And scorecards! This would be a great party." - Shauna James Ahern

"They cut us up like boarding house pie. And that's real small pieces." - Darrell Royal

"The mellow sweetness of pumpkin pie off a prison spoon is something you will never forget." - Mitchell Burgess

"Hugs aren't like pieces of pie. Plenty of hugs to go around." - Bernie Mac

"Then HBO was the pie in the sky. HBO is the absolute ultimate." - Casey Neistat

"Obviously [Can't Hardly Wait] wasn't in American Pie, which was a movie about some teenage boys." - David Krumholtz

"The only solution is to plow everything under and live on pie." - S J Perelman

"He that hath eaten a bear-pie, will always smell of the garden." - James Howell

"Work and pray, live on hay, youll get pie in the sky when you die." - Joe Hill

"In the pie chart of my brain growing up, there's a huge slice for 'Ghostbusters.'" - Evan Goldberg

"So the pie isn't perfect? Cut it into wedges. Stay in control, and never panic." - Martha Stewart

"When entrepreneurs are free to compete, they grow the pie so that everyone's share gets larger." - John Stossel

"You can't imagine what satisfaction can be gotten from throwing a pie into someone's face." - Emma Thompson

"I say violence is necessary. It is as American as cherry pie." - H Rap Brown

"Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die." - Joe Hill

"I ate apple pie and ice cream-it was getting better as I got deeper into Iowa, the pie bigger, the ice cream richer. There were the most beautiful bevies of girls everywhere I looked in Des Moines that afternoon-they were coming home from high school-but I had no time for thoughts like that...So I rushed past the pretty girls, and the prettiest girls in the world live in Des Moines." - Jack Kerouac

"A kiss about apple pie a la mode with the vanilla creaminess melting in the pie heat. A kiss about chocolate, when you haven't eaten chocolate in a year. A kiss about palm trees speeding by, trailing pink clouds when you drive down the Strip sizzling with champagne. A kiss about spotlights fanning the sky and the swollen sea spilling like tears all over your legs." - Francesca Lia Block

"The pie should be eaten "while it is yet florescent, white or creamy yellow, with the merest drip of candied juice along the edges, (as if the flavor were so good to itself that its own lips watered!) of a mild and modest warmth, the sugar suggesting jelly, yet not jellied, the morsels of apple neither dissolved nor yet in original substance, but hanging as it were in a trance between the spirit and the flesh of applehood...then, O blessed man, favored by all the divinities! eat, give thanks, and go forth, 'in apple-pie order!'"" - Henry Ward Beecher

"The rest of the world loves soccer. Surely we must be missing something. Uh, isn't that what the Russians told us about communism? There's a good reason why you don't care about soccer - it's because you are an American and hating soccer is more American than mom's apple pie, driving a pick-up and spending Saturday afternoon channel-surfing with the remote control." - Tom Weir

"Colon has always thought that heroes had some special kind of clockwork that made them go out and die famously for god, country and apple pie, or whatever particular delicacy their mother made. It had never occurred to him that they might do it because they'd get yelled at if they didn't." - Terry Pratchett

"I think Americans today look at the moon and think of it like apple pie or Coca-Cola. It's American. We planted our flag there. We see ourselves in it and don't like the idea of anyone else taking over the moon." - Lily Koppel

"Jumping back into it was easy as apple pie, it was natural. Honestly, I'm not trying to be nostalgic and talk about the old days but I really believe wholeheartedly that the three of us, Woody Weatherman, Mike Dean & myself really learned how to play our instruments together and now that we are playing together again it can't be anything but natural." - Reed Mullin

"I think it speaks to our basic fundamental feelings, you know. Of emotions, of love, of breakup, of love and hate and death and dying, mama, apple pie, and the whole thing. It covers a lot of territory, country music does." - Johnny Cash

"The greatest enemy of hunger for God is not poison but apple pie. It is not the banquet of the wicked that dulls our appetite for heaven, but endless nibbling at the table of the world. It is not the X-rated video, but the prime-time dribble of triviality we drink in every night." - John Piper

"So she went into the garden to cut a cabbage-leaf, to make an apple-pie; and at the same time a great she-bear, coming up the street, pops its head into the shop. 'What! no soap?' So he died, and she very imprudently married the barber." - Samuel Foote

"Waving the flag at the 1976 Olympics wasn't my idea. It was too much apple pie and ice cream. Not that I don't love my country, but I felt it was my victory up there, I put all the time into it." - Bruce Jenner

"In the Mac vs. PC ads, Apple bills itself as the antidote to Microsoft. To love Apple wasn't to sell out. It was to buy in. Most people use PCs, but Apple has the mindshare." - Wesley Morris

"My mother and my grandmother would make an apple tart in different styles, and I had one per day. Every day I would eat one full apple tart." - Eric Ripert

"The liberal posture really requires a willingness to give to others, and that works, as I say, when you have an expanding pie. But if you don't have an expanding pie, everyone starts hunkering down." - Thomas B. Edsall

"I don't believe pumpkin pie is even made from pumpkin. I mean, how can something that smells that shitty make a pie so sweet? There's not enough sugar in the universe." - Lewis Black

"I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeezus out of yogurt, but I haven't seen one pie commercial." - Adam Carolla

"I suppose I will die never knowing what pumpkin pie tastes like when you have room for it." - Robert Breault

"You know, I had a new kind of thought on Black Lives Matter and the All Lives Matter thing. And the best way to explain it is if we're all sitting around at a table having dinner, and everybody gets pie except for you and you say, my pie matters, I don't have pie, and everybody at the table looks at you and says, I know, all pie matters, it shows that the people at the table aren't really listening." - Glenn Beck

"Autumn. Pretty leaves, pumpkin pie and sweaters. Perfect weather for reading. Winter is great but I hate shoveling." - Eden Robinson

"I never cry over pie." - Bill Allred

"Here's an idea: let's get over ourselves, buy a cherry pie, and go fall in love with life." - Tom Robbins

"Goals are not dreamy, pie-in-the-sky ideals. They have every day practical applications and they should be practical." - Les Brown

"The future... seems to me no unified dream but a mince pie, long in the baking, never quite done" - Edward Young

"What we Republicans should stand for is growth in the economy. We ought to make the pie higher." - George W Bush

"Writing is like walking in a deserted street. Out of the dust in the street you make a mud pie." - John Le Carre

"American Pie speaks to the loss that we feel. That's why that song has found the niche that it has." - Don Mclean

"In a sense, 'American Pie' was a very despairing song but it can also be seen as very hopeful." - Don Mclean

"By growing up in Alabama, I had a melting pot of the whole pie: R&B, gospel, country." - Lionel Richie

"I've always been a big fan of Bill Paxton, and I met him at the American Pie premiere." - Shane West

"Hey, see if they've got any pie. Bring me some pie. I love me some pie." - Dean Winchester

"There is nothing in the world more peaceful than apple - leaves with an early moon." - Alice Meynell

"A man is old when he can pass an apple orchard and not remember the stomachache." - James Russell Lowell

"Where the apple reddens never pry - lest we lose our Edens, Eve and I." - Robert Browning

"My hate of Apple has moved into a hate of Facebook." - Lewis Black

"The sound needed a hub to grow, and that hub was Big Apple." - Kode9

"Why not upset the apple cart? If you don't, the apples will rot anyway." - Frank Howard Clark



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