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Apple Computers Quotes


"Computers are stupid." - Pablo Picasso

"Computers make people stupid." - David Gelernter

"Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers." - Edward Shepherd Mead

"Apple might not love me, but I love Apple." - Glenn Beck

"Computers aren't magic; teachers are." - Craig R. Barrett

"Today's meters are little computers." - Ros Hubbard

"People don't understand computers. Computers are magical boxes that do things. People believe what computers tell them." - Bruce Scheneier

"When I left Apple, it had $2 billion of cash. It was the most profitable computer company in the world - not just personal computers - and Apple was the number one selling computer." - John Sculley

"Farmers buy a lot of computers." - Seymour Cray

"They have the Internet on computers now?" - Homer

"Something else has happened with computers." - Seth Lloyd

"Computers are not accountable. People are." - George Richard Marek

"The roots of apple were to build computers for people, not for corporations. The world doesn't need another dell or compaq." - Steve Jobs

"When we first started with Apple computers, it was my dream that everyone would learn to program, and that was how they'd use their computer." - Steve Wozniak

"People went to Dell for the computers, but they go to Apple for everything... That's the difference between a transactional company and a transformational one." - Brian Chesky

"People went to Dell for the computers, but they go to Apple for everything... That's the difference between a transactional company and a transformational one." - Brian Chesky

"A pear is a failed apple." - George Carlin

"The rotten apple spoils his companion." - Benjamin Franklin

"And for an apple damn'd mankind." - Thomas Otway

"Computers are only capable of a certain kind of randomness because computers are finite devices." - Tristan Perich

"When you think about an apple, you also think about the opposite of an apple." - Jaden Smith

"I'm more American than apple pie. I'm like apple pie, with a hot dog in it" - Stephen Colbert

"Newton's apple and Cezanne's apple are discoveries more closely related than they seem." - Arthur Koestler

"Computers are not good or bad; they are powerful." - Sherry Turkle

"Computers show up everywhere except the growth statistics." - Robert Solow

"If computers take over, it will serve us right." - Alistair Cooke

"The computers are not replacing mathematicians; they are breeding them." - Martin Gardner

"Computers are like humans - they do everything except think." - John Von Neumann

"Humans are language machines, computers are language machines." - Howard Rheingold

"Microsoft has changed the way people think about computers." - Arfa Karim

"Computers, singing, reading, painting and gardening are my hobbies." - Arfa Karim

"Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad." - Anonymous

"Computers in classrooms are the filmstrips of the 1990s." - Clifford Stoll

"Apple makes computers and they have to be great at providing the product they promised every individual who wants to purchase from them. This is where they should spend the bulk of their energy." - Lewis Schiff

"I had been doing MP3 players and handheld computers since 1990-1991, and so they sought me out because of my experience. And about 18 generations of iPod and three generations of iPhone later, I decided to leave Apple." - Tony Fadell

"The iWatch will fill a gaping hole in the Apple ecosystem. It will facilitate and coordinate not only the activities of all the other computers and devices we use, but a wide array of devices to come." - Bruce Tognazzini

"Surely the apple is the noblest of fruits." - Henry David Thoreau

"Apple Watch is the most personal device we've ever created." - Tim Cook

"Thy breath is like the steame of apple-pyes." - Robert Greene

"So Carlito think about this: all the apple-biting." - Randy Orton

"I tell you Folks, all Politics is Apple Sauce." - Will Rogers

"He kept him as the apple of his eye." - Bible

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away." - Proverbs

"The apple does not fall far from the tree." - Proverbs

"Women been gittin' pregnant ever since Eve ate that apple." - Maya Angelou

"The tarter the apple, the tastier the cider." - Beverly Lewis

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away." - Benjamin Franklin

"Cling, swing, Spring, sing, Swing up into the apple tree." - T S Eliot

"He pares his apple that will cleanly feed." - George Herbert

"I love all things Apple and have done since 1996." - James Purefoy

"People who tell computers what to do, and people who are told by computers what to do." - Marc Andreessen

"We should be thanking Apple for launching the $10,000 'apple watch' as the new gold standard in douchebag detection." - Anna Kendrick

"My parents had a software company making children's software for the Apple II+, Commodore 64 and Acorn computers. They hired these teenagers to program the software, and these guys were true hackers, trying to get more colors and sound and animation out of those computers." - Bre Pettis

"What is Apple, after all? Apple is about people who think 'outside the box,' people who want to use computers to help them change the world, to help them create things that make a difference, and not just to get a job done." - Steve Jobs

"Google has placed its faith in data, while Apple worships the power of design. This dichotomy made the two companies complementary. Apple would ship the phones and computers, while Google would provide Maps, Search, YouTube, and other web tools that made the devices more useful." - Ben Parr

"The reason why Apple computers have worked so well over time is that, unlike Microsoft, they don't bend over backward to be compatible with every piece of hardware or software in the digital universe. To code or create for Apple, you follow Apple's rules. If you're even allowed to." - Douglas Rushkoff

"The Steve Jobs who founded Apple as an anarchic company promoting the message of freedom, whose first projects with Stephen Wozniak were pirate boxes and computers with open schematics, would be taken aback by the future that Apple is forging. Today there is no tech company that looks more like the Big Brother from Apple's iconic 1984 commercial than Apple itself, a testament to how quickly power can corrupt." - Mike Daisey

"The Steve Jobs who founded Apple as an anarchic company promoting the message of freedom, whose first projects with Stephen Wozniak were pirate boxes and computers with open schematics, would be taken aback by the future that Apple is forging. Today there is no tech company that looks more like the Big Brother from Apple's iconic 1984 commercial than Apple itself, a testament to how quickly power can corrupt." - Mike Daisey

"The difference between e-mail and regular mail is that computers handle e-mail, and computers never decide to come to work one day and shoot all the other computers." - Jamais Cascio

"Women are more accommodating. If a woman drinks the last glass of apple juice in the refrigerator, she'll make more apple juice. If a man drinks the last glass of apple juice, he'll just put back the empty container." - Rita Rudner

"I'd rather Apple cannibalize Apple than somebody else cannibalize Apple." - Tim Cook

"Stay the course and keep building an integrated Apple ecosystem of iPhone + iPod + iMac + iTunes + App Store + Apple TV. No one has yet demonstrated they understand how to create an 'experience-based ecosystem' as well as Apple." - John Sculley

"I take computers practically apart and put them back together. I have a supercomputer I built over the years out of different computers." - Jared Leto

"What a healthy out-of-door appetite it takes to relish the apple of life, the apple of the world, then!" - Henry David Thoreau

"That heart had been an apple once, they reckoned. Green. They had a scheme to plant an apple there again beginning with a pip, but he rejected it." - Simon Armitage

"My opinion is that the only two computer companies that are software-driven are Apple and NeXT, and I wonder about Apple." - Steve Jobs

"Apple is happy to allow users more control over their devices as long as it also happens to benefit Apple. If it doesn't, then tough." - Kevin Drum

"Remember when we used to worry about some weirdo having a razor blade inside an apple on Halloween? Not anymore. Like a kid today would eat an apple." - Jay Leno

"The cure for Apple is not cost-cutting. The cure for Apple is to innovate its way out of its current predicament." - Steve Jobs

"John Sculley ruined Apple and he ruined it by bringing a set of values to the top of Apple which were corrupt and corrupted some of the top people who were there, drove out some of the ones who were not corruptible, and brought in more corrupt ones and paid themselves collectively tens of millions of dollars and cared more about their own glory and wealth than they did about what built Apple in the first place which was making great computers for people to use." - Steve Jobs

"The next major explosion is going to be when genetics and computers come together." - Alvin Toffler

"If true computer music were ever written, it would only be listened to by other computers." - Michael Crichton

"Although computers allow people to talk at the speed of light, no one talks that fast." - Perry Brass

"If you don't know how compilers work, then you don't know how computers work." - Steve Yegge

"Economists are like computers. They need to have facts punched into them." - Kenneth E. Boulding

"The whole history of computers is rampant with cheerleading at best and bigotry at worst." - Larry Wall

"Computers make excellent and efficient servants, but I have no wish to serve under them." - Leonard Nimoy

"Technology evangelism has always been my passion since I learned how to use computers." - Arfa Karim

"Computers are toys, and men like to mess around with smart dumb things. They feel creative." - Ray Bradbury

"I'm not a computer guy. I have my Smith Corona. I would know nothing about computers." - Joe Arpaio

"You can't have thousands of cars without good computers on the electric grid." - Shai Agassi

"For computer communications, computers talk in little bursts. They're not continuous like speech." - Bob Kahn

"The technological revolution at home makes it much easier for computers to do our work." - Fareed Zakaria

"Computers are famous for being able to do complicated things starting from simple programs." - Seth Lloyd

"I look like a geeky hacker, but I don't know anything about computers." - Justin Long

"I'm a Luddite with computers, and I'm slightly worried about being hacked as well." - Jo Brand

"I didn't know much about computers. I still worked on a manual Olivetti typewriter." - Mona Simpson

"Computers and the Internet have made it really easy to rant. It's made everyone overly opinionated." - Scott Weiland

"With my wife Camille's help, I took to social networking. I'm working with the computers." - Bill Cosby

"A lot of people who work in computers think that the world is like them." - Grayson Perry

"Google did a great job hacking the Web to create search - and then monetizing search with advertising. And Apple did a great job humanizing hardware and software so that formerly daunting computers and applications could become consumer-friendly devices - even a lifestyle brand." - Douglas Rushkoff

"Most of the musicians that I know almost to the man everybody uses Apple computers. They've thought of the steps that you're going to think of when you're trying to create your thing. And that's where the tools get invented to make better art." - Mike Shinoda

"There is nothing in the world more peaceful than apple - leaves with an early moon." - Alice Meynell

"The finished man of the world must eat of every apple once." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"If New York is the Big Apple, tonight Hollywood is the Big Nipple." - Bernardo Bertolucci

"Where the apple reddens never pry - lest we lose our Edens, Eve and I." - Robert Browning

"Don't swear off all the fruits just because you ate one bad apple." - Tiffanie DeBartolo

"Say to pleasure, Gentle Eve, I will none of your apple." - George Herbert

"The sweeter the apple, the blacker the core. Scratch a lover and find a foe!" - Dorothy Parker

"It was always amusing to be inside Apple and read what journalists said we were doing" - Donald A. Norman

"If you're not hungry enough to eat an apple, you're not hungry." - Michael Pollan

"Never look for a worm in the apple of your eye." - Langston Hughes

"Until Eve gave him the apple, Adam didn't even know he wasn't wearing underpants." - Paula Yates

"Apple trees bear apples, wheat stalks produce wheat, and forgiven people forgive people." - Max Lucado

"An apple is an excellent thing - until you have tried a peach." - George du Maurier

"Eve and the apple was the first great step in experimental science." - James Bridie

"Champagne has the taste of an apple peeled with a steel knife" - Aldous Huxley

"You're nothing but an apple, a silly t-shirt, a catchphrase and a stupid haircut." - Randy Orton

"If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all." - Phyllis Diller

"What do Harley-Davidson, LEGO, and Apple have in common? They're all based on communities." - Martin Lindstrom

"Apple pie without the cheese is like a kiss without the squeeze." - Henry Schriver

"Millions say the apple fell but Newton was the only one to ask why." - Bernard Baruch

"To whoever invented fantasy, redwood trees, and apple pie for breakfast: well done." - Dr. SunWolf

"A seed hidden in the heart of an apple is an orchard invisible." - Proverbs

"Don't Sit Under the Apple Tree with Anyone Else But Me." - Lew Brown

"A goodly apple rotten at the heart. O, what a goodly outside falsehood hath!" - William Shakespeare

"First draw dog, then fleas. First paint apple, then worm holes." - Sergei Bongart

"I love apple juice." - Taye Diggs

"A seed hidden in the heart of an apple is an orchard invisible." - Khalil Gibran

"Let me think... I wonder if an anvil will drop like an apple?" - Isaac Newton

"Pixar is the most technically advanced creative company; Apple is the most creatively advanced technical company." - Steve Jobs

"Statistics are to baseball what a flaky crust is to Mom's apple pie." - Harry Reasoner

"Killing Intel, I, I just had to resign from the Apple Board." - Arthur Rock

"A comely sight indeed it is to see, a world of blossoms on an apple tree." - John Bunyan

"We are reaching the stage where the problems we must solve are going to become insoluble without computers. I do not fear computers, I fear the lack of them." - Isaac Asimov

"It is important to remember that when it comes to law, computers never make copies, only human beings make copies. Computers are given commands, not permission. Only people can be given permission." - Brad Templeton

"The new world will be a place of answers and no questions, because the only questions left will be answered by computers, because only computers will know what to ask." - James Cameron

"They went back there, looked at all the computers, asked me to come in and tell them what all the computers were for specifically so they knew how to dismantle the network I had been running." - Sherman Austin

"I started getting into Internet technologies and computers. I wasn't especially interested in being a musician, but I wound up finding my way back to being interested in music through computers." - Eric Avery

"We've seen computers play chess and beat grand masters. We've seen computers drive a car across a desert. But interestingly, playing chess is easy, but having a conversation about nothing is really difficult for a computer." - Hod Lipson

"Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers." - Shepherd Mead

"When we had no computers, we had no programming problem either. When we had a few computers, we had a mild programming problem. Confronted with machines a million times as powerful, we are faced with a gigantic programming problem." - Edsger Dijkstra

"As an apple is not in any proper sense an apple, until it is ripe, so a human being is not in any proper sense a human being until he is educated." - Horace Mann

"Your lips are like sugar And your cheeks an apple Your breasts are paradise And your body a lily. O, to kiss the sugar To bite the apple To reveal paradise And open the lily." - Louis De Bernieres

"If you've managed to do one good thing, the ocean doesn't care. But when Newton's apple fell toward the earth, the earth, ever so slightly, fell toward the apple as well." - Ellen Bass

"All badness is spoiled goodness. A bad apple is a good apple that became rotten. Because evil has no capital of its own, it is a parasite that feeds on goodness." - Fulton J Sheen

"He is all pine and I am apple orchard. My apple trees will never get across And eat the cones under his pines, I tell him. He only says, "Good fences make good neighbors." - Robert Frost

"If you"ve managed to do one good thing, the ocean does' care. But when Newton's apple fell toward the earth, the earth, ever so slightly, fell toward the apple as well." - Ellen Bass

"I want Apple to continue to innovate. I want them to be on time. I want them to be leaders. And my big concern with Apple recently has been they can't build what they're designing." - Rush Limbaugh

"[Describing a girl before marriage:] As an apple reddens on the high bough; high atop the highest bough the apple pickers passed it by-no, not passed it by, but they could not reach it." - Sappho

"I will say, too, that lovemaking, if sincere, is one of the best ideas Satan put in the apple she gave to the serpent to give to Eve. The best idea in that apple, though, is making jazz." - Kurt Vonnegut

"You know, I've got a plan that could rescue Apple. I can't say any more than that it's the perfect product and the perfect strategy for Apple. But nobody there will listen to me." - Steve Jobs

"Apple and Samsung are selling in such high volumes, and they're vertically integrated more and more, that it's very, very hard for anyone to compete against Apple and Samsung in the high-volume part of the smartphone or tablet market." - John Sculley

"Apple makes really good products, and Samsung makes really good products. It's really a two-horse race. Where I think Apple is exposed: the price points of Apple's products are just so high by comparison with Samsung's." - John Sculley

"I've never owned an Apple product. I like the fact that PCs are open architecture and not locked down like Apple products. I feel that Macs are also unjustifiably overpriced." - Oren Peli

"Computers are merely ingenious devices to fulfill unimportant functions. The computer revolution is an explosion of nonsense." - Neil Postman

"China has legally purchased high performance computers, advanced machine tools, and semiconductor-manufacturing equipment from several American companies." - Charles Foster Bass

"Much to the surprise of the builders of the first digital computers, programs written for them usually did not work." - Rodney Brooks

"Doing a movie about computers between 1978 and 1982? You cant get much less sexy, less active than that." - Joshua Michael Stern

"In computers, every 'new explosion' was set off by a software product that allowed users to program differently." - Alan Kay



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