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Anniversary For Wife Quotes


"Today is my anniversary of ordination to the priesthood. Please pray for me and all priests." - Pope Francis

"Of course I didn't take my wife to see Rochdale as an anniversary present. It was her birthday and would I have got married during the football season? Anyway, it was Rochdale reserves." - Bill Shankly

"Time flies when you're having fun, and I've been having fun for the last thirty years. Reflecting on the upcoming 30th anniversary of Apollo 11." - Pete Conrad

"Stiff-necked America, in flagrant rebellion against God, is indulging a caterwauling orgy of sinful maudlin cinementality on the 5th anniversary of God's 9/11 vengeance upon this evil nation for its sodomite sins!" - Fred Phelps

"Man and wife, Coupled together for the sake of strife." - Charles Churchill

"I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested the kitchen." - Red Skelton

"The Cheesecake Factory is a great business model, but if you take your wife there for your 25th wedding anniversary, you might not reach your 26th." - Scott Adams

"A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life." - Woody Allen

"She's my wife, not my girlfriend. Maybe for her it is better. For me, she's still the same girl, just my wife" - Nikolay Davydenko

"When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way." - Henny Youngman

"Sharon Stone has the kind of face I'd leave my wife for. Since I'm not married, I'll have to leave someone else's wife." - Buck Henry

"Every time I see you naked, I feel sorry for your wife." - Jaromir Jagr

"I got a horse for my wife. I thought it was a fair swap." - Bob Monkhouse

"A man who sacrifices for his wife and serves her becomes much more attractive to her." - Jimmy Evans

"Don't eat those nice green dollars your wife gives you for breakfast." - Denise Levertov

"Every unmarried man is looking for a wife. They just don't always know it." - Julia Quinn

"As a husband, your love for your wife has a specific goal: her holiness." - Winston Smith

"A pretty wife is something for the fastidious vanity of a rougue to retire upon." - Thomas Moore

"A Jew never laughs without looking at his wife for approval." - Jackie Mason

"Having Alexei Ratmansky create a new Romeo and Juliet for The National Ballet of Canada to mark our 60th anniversary is a dream come true. His aesthetic - steeped in the Russian school but open to contemporary sources - is ideal for this work and for our company, which, with our classical heritage and our passion for the modern, is perfectly suited to his distinctive dance vision." - Karen Kain

"Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother." - Ken Dodd

"Far too often, we fathers avoid the subject because it's so awkward. The subject I am referring to is: buying gifts for women. This is an area where many men do not have a clue. Exhibit A was my father, who was a very thoughtful man, but who once gave my mother, on their anniversary, the following token of his love, his commitment, and-yes-his passion for her: an electric blanket." - Dave Barry

"So writing about love or having it infuse the poems that I'm writing has never been something I've set myself to do, except when I write a poem for my wife, for an occasion, such as our anniversary." - Ron Padgett

"I said to my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' She said, 'I want to go somewhere I've never been before.' I said, 'Try the kitchen.'" - Henny Youngman

"I've been sober for two-and-a-half years, My children are happy. In August, my wife and I will celebrate our fifteenth wedding anniversary. My band is back together with a sold-out tour." - Trey Anastasio

"For our anniversary, my wife and I went to see Godzilla, and then we ate at Barnyard Venice, and it was like, 'We are crazy! The Kardashians have to keep up with us!'" - Bill Hader

"And I left the aspirin next to the phone with a tall glass of water. Figured you weren't going to be able to make it to the coffeepot. Take three, turn your ringer off, and sleep. If anything exciting happens, I'll come and get you." "I love you, honey." "So buy me a mink and a nice pair of earrings for our anniversary." "You got it." - J.R. Ward

"The Dead and Those About to Die is a gripping, first-hand account of the desperate battle for Omaha Beach on D-Day by the legendary 1st Infantry Division, the Big Red One. On the 70th anniversary of that momentous event, John C. McManus's tale of courage under fire is a vivid reminder that freedom isn't free and that when the chips are down stalwart American soldiers will always answer the call of duty." - Carlo D'Este

"Between husband and wife friendship seems to exist by nature, for man is naturally disposed to pairing." - Aristotle

"It is sometimes essential for a husband and a wife to quarrel - they get to know each other better." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

"As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife." - Groucho Marx

"Nature meant for me a wife, a silly harmless household Dove, fond without art; and kind without deceit." - John Dryden

"I have sacrificed for the Republic all that man holds dear - my wife, my children, my liberty, my life." - Theobald of Bec

"He who enjoys a good neighbor, said the Greeks, has a precious possession. Same goes for neighbour's wife." - Nicolas Bentley

"God I loved Sammy. I'd considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand." - Darynda Jones

"It's hard making a woman your wife when you've been humpin married women for most of your life" - Big Daddy Kane

"Who doth desire that chaste his wife should be, first be he true, for truth doth truth deserve." - Philip Sidney

"My wife has to be the worst cook. I've got the only dog who begs for alka-seltzer." - Rodney Dangerfield

"My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg." - Rodney Dangerfield

"I married my husband who is thirteen years older, so I will always be a trophy wife for him." - Megan Fox

"A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing." - Joey Adams

"I know a lot of people didn't expect our relationship to last - but we've just celebrated our two months' anniversary." - Britt Ekland

"Wife: a former sweetheart." - H L Mencken

"Tonight was the CNN primary debate with the four remaining candidates. It was kind of a change for Newt Gingrich. Usually when he's arguing with three people at once, it's his wife, his ex-wife, and his mistress." - Jay Leno

"As for my wife, I would you had her spirit in such another; The third o' th' world is yours, which with a snaffle You may pace easy, but not such a wife." - William Shakespeare

"When the king gets depressed, he doesn't call for his wife. He doesn't call for the cook. He calls for the court jester." - Richard Simmons

"For today, we celebrate the first glorious anniversary of the Information Purification Directives. We have created, for the first time in all history, a garden of pure ideology. Where each worker may bloom secure from the pests of contradictory and confusing truths. Our Unification of Thought is more powerful a weapon than any fleet or army on earth. We are one people. With one will. One resolve. One cause. Our enemies shall talk themselves to death. And we will bury them with their own confusion. We shall prevail!" - Napoleon Bonaparte

"The love of a man for his wife, his child, of the land where he lives and works, is for me the real meaning of mystical experience." - Edward Abbey

"My wife gives good headache." - Rodney Dangerfield

"As for his secret to staying married: "My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me."" - Jon Bon Jovi

"I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks." - Rodney Dangerfield

"My wife said, 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said, 'Why?' And she said, 'Well, she's been up on the roof two weeks already.'" - Bob Monkhouse

"The burning embers within me burst into flame / My body becomes a fire-lit torch. / Ho someone! Send for the mid-wife." - Amrita Pritam

"The 'leisured' wife was a badge of achievement, the ornament to hard work and virtue for families on the way up." - Hilda Scott

"John Kerry announced his plan for how to handle those poor naked prisoners. His wife is going to buy them all a $1,000 Armani suit." - Craig Kilborn

"Surely a gentle sister is the second best gift to a man; and it is first in point of occurrence; for the wife comes after." - Herman Melville

"How happy a thing were a wedding, And a bedding, If a man might purchase a wife For a twelvemonth and a day" - Thomas Flatman

"For my wife and I, the challenge is to not make every day the best day possible because it's not realistic." - Steve Carell

"...went to a bar for a few drinks. The bartender asked what I wanted. "Surprise me", I said. So he showed me a naked picture of my wife." - Rodney Dangerfield

"I crave fit disposition for my wife; Due reference of place, and exhibition; With such accommodation, and besort, As levels with her breeding." - William Shakespeare

"I did think that I had a stalker for a while. But in Portugal, luckily, my wife was there to save me." - John Higgins

"What the hell could you do? I've never been arrested, I haven't taken drugs, I've had the same wife for 54 years where's anything of interest to people?" - Stan Lee

"I know I'm honest and dependable, usually. I know I'm always dependable for my wife. I'm always at home and I'm always there to help." - Joe Lando

"I was invited by President Bush to come to the United States on the occasion of the 50th anniversary of the mutual defense treaty." - Gloria Macapagal Arroyo

"I do not suspect that Jefferson or Madison ever envisioned Congress honoring the 2,560th anniversary of the birth of Confucius or supporting the designation of National Pi Day." - Eric Cantor

"This criticism is ridiculous. The twenty-five hundreth anniversary celebration cost me less than the inauguration of each new president of the United States." - Mohammed Reza Pahlavi

"You ever think about this? Every year you live, you pass the anniversary of your death. Now you don't know what day it is, of course." - Billie Letts

"A young lady went into a bookstore and asked the clerk for Irving Stone's book, "Immoral Wife." The title is "Immortal Wife," the clerk replied. "I'll get it for you." Oh, please don't bother, If that's the correct name of the book, I don't think I'd care for it. I had something else in mind." - James Keller

"Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until the day before his anniversary to buy his wife a gift." - Rita Rudner

"Speaker, with mixed emotions we mark the 50th anniversary of the Turkish genocide of the Armenian people. In taking notice of the shocking events in 1915, we observe this anniversary with sorrow in recalling the massacres of Armenians and with pride in saluting those brave patriots who survived to fight on the side of freedom during World War I." - Gerald R Ford

"Find myself 43 worse than I was the last month ... chiefly arisen from my layings-out in clothes for myself and wife; viz., for her, about 12, and for myself, 55 or thereabouts." - Samuel Pepys

"Texas Governor Rick Perry now says his wife has been encouraging him to run for President. Remember first he told us God told him to run; now his wife is telling him to run. Of course, the big difference; if you ignore what God says you don't have to hear about it until the afterlife. That's the only difference." - Jay Leno

"A wife who loses a husband is called a widow. A husband who loses a wife is called a widower. A child who loses his parents is called an orphan. There is no word for a parent who loses a child. That's how awful the loss is." - Ronald Reagan

"In adopting the republican form of government, I not only took it as a man does his wife, for better, for worse, but, what few men do with their wives, I took it knowing all its bad qualities." - Gouverneur Morris

"A man of the Night's Watch lives his life for the realm. Not for a king, nor a lord, nor the honor of this house or that house, neither for gold nor glory nor a woman's love, but for the realm, and all the people in it. A man of the Night's Watch takes no wife and fathers no sons. Our wife is duty. Our mistress is honor. And you are the only sons we shall ever know." - George R R Martin

"My wife, the star I steer by." - David Mccullough

"My wife drives a couple of Cadillacs." - Mitt Romney

"He was screaming like my wife." - Mike Tyson

"Golf is tougher than my first wife." - Ken Green

"I'm not witch. I'm your wife." - William Goldman

"Be my wife, all my life." - Jodi Thomas

"Like your job. Love your wife." - John Candy

"Caesar's wife should be above suspicion." - John Langhorne

"The husband provides direction; the wife, maintenance." - Myles Munroe

"I misled people, including even my wife" - William J Clinton

"This book was written in those long hours I spent waiting for my wife to get dressed to go out. And if she had never gotten dressed at all this book would never have been written." - Groucho Marx

"I've had the boyhood thing of being Elvis. Now I want to be with my best friend and my best friend is my wife. Who could ask for anything more?" - John Lennon

"I don't want ever to appear in a film that would embarrass a viewer. A man can take his wife, mother, and his daughter to one of my movies and never be ashamed or embarrassed for going." - John Wayne

"A woman once said to me, 'Any religion that is to be any good to one must be one they make for themselves,' - and it is so. She, curiously, was a clergyman's wife." - Kate Greenaway

"I became very close with Charles Bronson and his wife, Kim. We did Sea Wolf together along with Christopher Reeve. Ive been lucky enough to work with some amazing, legendary actors. I worked with Rod Steiger twice, for instance." - Catherine Mary Stewart

"For many weeks after [my wife] died, I could not get used to the feeling of coldness and lifelessness on her side of the bed - and it was even worse when they took the body away and buried her." - Jonathan Coe

"John Kerry said today that he wants to get rid of tax cuts for the rich and his wife said, 'Hey, shut up! What's the matter with you?! Are you nuts?!'" - Jay Leno

"A wife and a husband should be regarded as friends for the sake of Allaah. And that friendship is above material needs; each encouraging the other one to do good deeds, which are pleasing to Allaah." - Bilal Philips

"I don't want to be a great executive without being a great mom and a great wife. I don't want to look back and say I wish I had done things differently. 'Balance' is a really big word for me." - Angela Ahrendts

"I think I need to be married. Having a wife and family makes some sense out of all that I do, because I can't make any sense out of 20,000 adoring fans watching me for two hours." - Neil Diamond

"A couple from Sydney or Melbourne might leave on the same day for their holiday: the wife might go sun-bathing at Surfers Paradise, in Queensland, the husband ski-ing in the Snowy Mountains. A lucky country." - George Mikes

"It is normal for husband and wife to argue: it's normal. It always happens. But my advice is this: never let the day end without having first made peace. Never!" - Pope Francis

"Yeah, if it hadn't been for me everybody'd be a lot better off-my wife and my kids and my friends.... I wish I'd never been born.I suppose it'd been better if I'd never been born at all." - Frances Goodrich

"You will not easily get a man to believe that his carnal love for the woman he has made his wife is as high a love as that he feltfor his mother or sister." - D H Lawrence

"Envy of the male role can come as much from an undervaluation of the role of wife and mother as from an overvaluation of the public aspects of achievement that have been reserved for men." - Margaret Mead

"He [Barack Obama] talked about a crisises and he was blaming the Republicans on this crisises. It's like me blaming my wife for my drinking. I don't se how this is the Republicans fault." - Barack Obama

"I don't have kids. Maybe that's kept me young. I have a wife for almost 50 years and she looks after me a little bit like I was seven years-old." - Christopher Walken

"I think togetherness is a very important ingredient to family life. It's a cliche and we use it too much but I think for a husband and wife, the way to stay close is to do things together and share." - Barbara Bush

"When you have a godly husband, a godly wife, children who respect their parents and who are loved by their parents, who provide for those children their physical and spiritual and material needs, lovingly, you have the idea unit." - Jerry Falwell

"If I came in to recruit your son, I would tell you, your wife, and your son, that I will be the most demanding coach your son can play for." - Bob Knight

"There are a lot of good memories, and because I was injured, during the rehab, I met my wife. The tennis was very good but the injuries were good for something too" - Richard Krajicek

"I find my wife hath something in her gizzard, that only waits an opportunity of being provoked to bring up; but I will not, for my content-sake, give it." - Samuel Pepys

"I don't need to go into office for the power. I have houses all over the world, stupendous boats... beautiful airplanes, a beautiful wife, a beautiful family... I am making a sacrifice." - Silvio Berlusconi

"I can take my wife out for a lovely evening this Friday, which is a to do. But being a good husband is not an event; it needs to be part of my nature-my character, or who I am." - Lynn G. Robbins

"The poems I did write there [in Harvard] include Alphabets the 1984 Phi Beta Kappa poem and A Sofa in the Forties. And, of course, the John Harvard poem for the 350th anniversary Villanelle for an Anniversary." - Seamus Heaney

"The city sleeps and the country sleeps, the living sleep for their time, the dead sleep for their time, the old husband sleeps by his wife and the young husband sleeps by his wife; and these tend inward to me, and I tend outward to them, and such as it is to be of these more or less I am, and of these one and all I weave the song of myself." - Walt Whitman

"Now, I ask you, had you not rather be killed than to be a slave to a tyrant, who takes the life of your mother, wife, and dear little children? Look upon your mother, wife and children, and answer God Almighty; and believe this, that it is no more harm for you to kill a man who is trying to kill you, than it is for you to take a drink of water when thirsty." - David Walker

"I am now celebrating the 20th anniversary of the first request for my resignation. I look forward to many more." - Richard Darman

"My siblings died the day I left for dry land and only one small bone recalls that anniversary in me." - Wislawa Szymborska

"I started in theatre. I was at Cleveland and I went to London for the 400th anniversary of Shakespeare's birth." - James Cromwell

"A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year." - Paul Sweeney

"You know the beautiful thing: June 29, 2009, is the two- year anniversary of the first shipment of the iPhone. Not one of those people will still be using an iPhone a month later." - Roger Mcnamee

"I don't think so. Anyways, I don't spend money. My wife spends money...sorry wife." - Mikhail Grabovski

"Gorillaz virtually changed my wife...sorry, I mean,, actually, it was my wife." - Terry Gilliam

"A young pregnant wife has been hospitalized for a simple attack of appendicitis. The doctors had to apply ice to her stomach and when the treatments ended the doctors suggested that she abort the child, they told her it was the 'best solution' because the baby would be born with some disability but the young brave wife decided not to abort, and the child was born. That woman was my Mother and I was the child." - Andrea Bocelli

"I'm in for work at 6.30am and one of the last to leave. I don't want to go home. We have beds at the training ground and I go home sometimes and say to my wife: Do you know something, I didn't want to leave work today! It's not a slight on my wife. It's just a great position to be in when you love your job so much." - Phil Neville

"You have not looked at the poor woman for years, for the simple reason that marriage makes things so certain. Marriage makes things so dead and dull. Marriage takes all surprise and wonder away. Marriage makes you take your wife for granted, your husband for granted. What is the need to look at your wife? She will be there tomorrow and the day after tomorrow and forever. You look at people when you know you may not be able to look at them again. Marriage kills; it makes something tremendously beautiful very ugly." - Rajneesh

"A girl in New York whose parents were on Wife Swap is suing the show for 100-million dollars for making her look like a spoiled brat. Note to girl: guess what else makes you look like a spoiled brat? Being 15 and suing for a hundred million dollars." - Jimmy Fallon

"My wife, the actress Megan Mullally, was an English major at Northwestern University and loves fiction. Like so many things in my life, she curates things for me. For example, I have the daunting prospect of Donna Tartt's "The Goldfinch" waiting for me when I get through my current reading pile." - Nick Offerman

"As a believer, the Lord is growing me every single day. I'm married and I'm really grateful for my wife. The Lord has been using her to make me more like Jesus. I have a son and I'm really grateful for that. I'm grateful for what the Lord is doing in my life." - Trip Lee

"For quite some time, I have wanted to live on the central coast of California and get more involved at Cal Poly, my alma mater; spend more time with my wife and sons; travel to interesting parts of the world; and something I have wanted to do for years- finish the requirements for my pilot's license." - Peter Oppenheimer

"Mister, I don't want no trouble. I just came downtown here to get some hard rock candy for my kids, some gingham for my wife. I don't even know what gingham is, but she goes through about ten rolls a week of that stuff. I ain't looking for no trouble, Mister." - Bill Hicks

"I think for a minute. Watching my wife fade into the distance, I put a hand on my heart. "Dead." I wave a hand toward my wife. "Dead." My eyes drift toward the sky and lose their focus. "Want hurt. But...doesn't." Julie looks at me like she's waiting for more, and I wonder if I've expressed anything at all with my halting, mumbled soliloquy. Are my words ever actually audible, or do they just echo in my head while people stare at me, waiting? I want to change my punctuation. I long for exclamation marks, but I'm drowning in ellipses." - Isaac Marion

"Now let's move on to the subject of how a real man treats his wife. A real man doesn't slap even a ten-dollar hooker around, if he's got any self respect, much less hurt his own woman. Much less ten times over the mother of his kids. A real man busts his ass to feed his family, fights for them if he has to, dies for them if he has to. And he treats his wife with respect every day of his life, treats her like a queen - the queen of the home she makes for their children." - S.M. Stirling

"My first wife didn't like to fly, either." - Gordon Baxter

"Wife-Mother-Actress-Author The world will remember." - Eve Arden

"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it." - Winston Churchill

"I see 'Ahab's Wife' as offering an alternative vision to" - Moby

"Do not desire your neighbor's wife in vain." - Julian Tuwim

"He that takes not up a pin, slights his wife." - George Herbert

"Hee that hath a wife and children wants not businesse." - George Herbert

"Hee that tells his wife newes is but newly married." - George Herbert

"I just keep pinching myself that that's my wife." - Orlando Bloom

"I watch a romcom only when my wife drags me" - Emraan Hashmi

"To my wife 'I told you I was sick'." - Lou Holtz

"The wife is the key of the house." - George Herbert

"My wife (Maria) is the best reason to come home." - Arnold Schwarzenegger

"It needs a cold wife to prompt lechery." - Elizabeth Proctor

"Man and wife, being two, are one in love." - William Shakespeare

"I want my next girlfriend to be my wife." - Daniel Matsunaga

"Procreative power & priesthood power are shared by husband & wife" - M Russell Ballard

"A virtuous wife commands her husband by obeying him." - Publilius Syrus

"I lost 150 lbs. if you include my wife." - David Feherty

"Forty percent of my ideas came from my wife." - Mike Royer

"I only fear God, and my wife - sometimes." - Lech Walesa



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