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Alcohol And Life Quotes


"Protocol, alcohol, and Geritol" - Adlai E Stevenson

"Drugs and alcohol were ruling my life. I made a lot of bad decisions while I was drinking alcohol. The first thing I stopped was cigarettes and tobacco." - Ozzy Osbourne

"My life was a complete catastrophe. I was very, very sick from drugs and alcohol." - Trey Anastasio

"A diplomat's life is made up of three ingredients: protocol, Geritol and alcohol." - Adlai Stevenson

"My life was a complete catatrophe. I was very, very sick from drugs and alcohol." - Trey Anastasio

"Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life" - Will Ferrell

"In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol and it was the worst 20 minutes of my life." - George Best

"I think drugs and alcohol aren't a wrestling problem, it's a life problem, it's a people problem." - CM Punk

"It is clear to me that my life has become completely unmanageable because I am addicted to alcohol and drugs." - Lindsay Lohan

"In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life." - George Best

"If you substitute marijuana for tobacco and alcohol, you'll add eight to 24 years to your life." - Jack Herer

"Gotta love alcohol and sex hormones." - Tucker Max

"Drugs and alcohol can be so destructive." - Kyan Douglas

"Two great European narcotics, alcohol and Christianity." - Friedrich Nietzsche

"New York Governor Andrew Cuomo just signed a bill that bans powdered alcohol from the state. So if you live in New York and you're consuming powdered alcohol, your life just somehow got even worse." - Jimmy Fallon

"Here's what the Encyclopedia Galactica has to say about alcohol. It says that alcohol is a colourless volatile liquid formed by the fermentation of sugars and also notes its intoxicating effect on certain carbon-based life forms." - Douglas Adams

"Here's to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life." - F Scott Fitzgerald

"Alcohol is a pervasive fact of life, but an extraordinary fact-pleasurable and destructive, anathematized and adulated, and deeply ambiguous ... the genie in the bottle." - Griffith Edwards

"I think if you're doing alcohol and drugs, the chances of you surviving this kind of a pace are next to nothing. I live an extremely healthy life." - Meredith Brooks

"When I came out in the public about my struggles with alcohol and drugs, that's probably the most vulnerable I have ever been in my entire life." - A J Mclean

"Cigarettes and alcohol are much stronger gateway drugs." - Steven Machat

"And kissing him is like sucking on alcohol-soaked feet." - P C Cast

"Alcohol is the devil and I need Chinese food." - Rihanna

"I regret starting drinking alcohol, smoking cigarettes and joining Facebook." - Berhan Ahmed

"[Political movements] both favor alcohol and are against pot." - William S Burroughs

"Trying to separate cigarettes and alcohol, that's against God's will!" - Ed Byrne

"It was a lazy community of mutual disinterest and alcohol." - Ginn Hale

"Drugs, alcohol and ego. They are a bad mix." - Don Dokken

"Alcohol decimated the working class and so many people." - Martin Scorsese

"I don't smoke and I don't drink alcohol." - Radha Mitchell

"Be careful of things like alcohol and drugs." - Hubert Selby Jr

"Drugs and alcohol are not my problem - reality is my problem. Drugs and alcohol are my solution." - Russell Brand

"I tell my kids no drugs, no alcohol, no cigarettes. But the world is so competitive that if you're stuck on drugs or alcohol, you're not going to be able to compete. It's going to be a disaster. And you know, it potentially can ruin your life." - Donald Trump

"Mankind: A quality of life upgrade is available to each and every one of you. It should give you a quality of life upgrade, which means no drugs, no alcohol, no fast food - unless, of course, it's a mallard." - Ted Nugent

"Friends are the fruitcake of life - some nutty, some soaked in alcohol, some sweet." - Jon Ronson

"Cholesterol to go with alcohol; all the bad things in English-speaking life end in -ol." - Padgett Powell

"Alcohol was the background color in the fabric of Reggie's life." - Barbara Goldsmith

"I know for one thing that alcohol will have no more part in my life." - Sharon Jones

"I'm very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful." - Jim Carrey

"Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life." - George Bernard Shaw

"In my private life, I'm not around any drugs or alcohol." - Penn Jillette

"I've never had a drink of alcohol or any drug in my life." - Penn Jillette

"I used and abused drugs and alcohol. When I stopped doing that it became a lot clearer that life goes from inside to giving as opposed to taking and destroying." - Stanley Kubrick

"Is it better not to drink alcohol and eat fried food and not have cheese and never have a cigarette at a party? Of course, but that's just not life." - Gwyneth Paltrow

"I must point out that my rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after, and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them." - Winston Churchill

"My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them." - Winston Churchill

"Power comes from doing meditation, leading a controlled life, being conservative, not wasting all your energy on drugs, alcohol and sex and other pastimes. The guideline for all experience is how you feel afterwards." - Frederick Lenz

"It is 10 years since I used drugs or drank alcohol and my life has improved immeasurably. I have a job, a house, a cat, good friendships and generally a bright outlook." - Russell Brand

"Symptoms like anxiety, depression, aggression, alcohol or drug use, are responses to physical and emotional pain that has its roots in traumatic experiences from childhood and later in life." - Jed Diamond

"In fact, marijuana lowers your stress level and lowers your body temperature. It actually seems that people live longer if they use it. If you substitute marijuana for tobacco and alcohol, you'll add 24 years to your life." - Jack Herer

"Being smarter gives you a tailwind throughout life. People who are more intelligent earn more, live longer, get divorced less, are less likely to get addicted to alcohol and tobacco, and their children live longer." - Steven Pinker

"I've lost many, many friends through natural causes, through alcohol, through drugs, through AIDS. And every time I lose a friend or a loved one, it reminds me how great life is." - Patti Smith

"I contented myself with whiskey, for medicinal purposes. It helped numb my various aches and pains. Not that the alcohol actually reduced the pain; it just gave the pain a life of its own, apart from mine." - Haruki Murakami

"I got up to all sorts of things when I was a kid, but I've managed to take the excessive alcohol and fast vehicle combination out of my life now." - Jason Flemyng

"I had a real good thing going for me, and I got sidetracked. It doesn't have to be that way. It doesn't have to be drugs. It doesn't have to be alcohol. That part of my life is over." - Ken Caminiti

"I began drinking alcohol at the age of thirteen and gave it up in my fifty sixth year; it was like going straight from puberty to a mid-life crisis." - George Montgomery

"I love fighting. One thing that is the key to that is I always love training. I love to. And I never drink before, no alcohol in my life, no smoke, nothing. I love training." - Joshua Clottey

"Each campus should absolutely investigate the use of alcohol, the prevalence of alcohol, and its role in sexual assault. We know that predators will use alcohol as a weapon. We know they will use drugs as a weapon." - Kirsten Gillibrand

"Also, I gained lots of weight between ages 18-20 because I was drinking alcohol at night. Alcohol has lots of calories and that does not help." - Oksana Baiul

"There's alcohol in plant and tree. It must be Nature's plan That there should be in fair degree Some alcohol in Man." - Alan Patrick Herbert

"Tobacco and alcohol, delicious fathers of abiding friendships and fertile reveries." - Luis Bunuel

"Doctors removed my gallbladder and pancreas, which are supposed to break down sugar and alcohol." - Sharon Jones

"I think narcotics and alcohol, and even tobacco are enormously costly ingredients in our society." - Charlton Heston

"Civilized men arrived in the Pacific, armed with alcohol, syphilis, trousers, and the Bible." - Havelock Ellis

"Father's Day: When you get that lethal combination of alcohol and new power tools." - David Letterman

"I had a psychotic break that was brought on by alcohol and drug abuse," - Scott Stapp

"I tend to play better in the studio, no pressures, just sheer volume and alcohol." - Colin Greenwood

"It was hate at first sight, clean, pure and strong as grain alcohol." - Barbara Mertz

"Alcohol is for drinking, gas is for cleaning parts, and nitro is for racing!" - Don Garlits

"I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted." - W C Fields

"All the advantages of Christianity and alcohol; none of their defects." - Aldous Huxley

"It was an arranged marriage, put together by drugs and alcohol." - Tom Papa

"The ready availability of suicide, like sex and alcohol, is one of life's basic consolations." - Edward Abbey

"Alcohol is an allergy of the body and an obsession of the mind." - Rita Mae Brown

"All along the line, physically, mentally, morally, alcohol is a weakening and deadening force ..." - Beatrice Webb

"If I'm using drugs and alcohol, it means that I've given up on my fullest potential." - Macklemore

"It's the fine balance of caffeine and alcohol that bookends my days" - Tim Minchin

"Champagne offers a minimum of alcohol and a maximum of companionship." - David Niven

"I don't do alcohol. Or other people's boyfriends. And don't you forget it." - Meg Cabot

"Dad thinks vengeance is the coolest thing about the Lord. That, and turning water into alcohol." - Christopher Titus

"The socio-economic impact of gambling addiction is comparable to drug and alcohol addiction" - John Warren Kindt

"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." - Matt Groening

"To alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems." - Homer Simpson

"He liked to be popular and in place of charm had to dispense alcohol..." - John Fowles

"There is a terrible sameness to the euphoria of alcohol and the euphoria of metaphor." - John Cheever

"I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone." - Kurt Vonnegut

"Kids are going to try drugs and alcohol; that's part of society." - Jamie Lee Curtis

"Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems." - Matt Groening

"But you can count the dead bodies from alcohol, tobacco, and legal pharmaceuticals by the millions." - Jack Herer

"Alcohol, tobacco, and pharmaceutical drugs are legal, but they can hurt a lot of people." - Ziggy Marley

"We tax air passengers like cigarettes and alcohol - we impose sin taxes on travellers." - Gordon Bethune

"Avoid using cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs as alternatives to being an interesting person." - Marilyn Vos Savant

"That's all drugs and alcohol do, they cut off your emotions in the end." - Ringo Starr

"I wish all teenagers can filter through songs instead of turning to drugs and alcohol." - Taylor Swift

"Alcohol causes a lot of problems, and then to solve these problems, you drink more." - Gary Shteyngart

"Her life was like a burst of wild, flowing Chinese calligraphy, written under the influence of alcohol." - Weihui Zhou

"I had such a wonderful life before drugs and alcohol abuse. I've got that life back now and plan to keep it. Maybe I had to go through what I did to get to this point, to appreciate this life more." - Harvey Martin

"I'm the demon alcohol, demon alcohol, demon alcohol, demon alcohol. Let's party." - Ozzy Osbourne

"There are so many things that can take over your life: money, alcohol, drugs - even fashion. People hand you things, and you start to believe life is easy. And it's not like that - you're not supposed to be the person you play in the movies." - Miley Cyrus

"With some guys, drugs became a way of life. They went through tremendous personality changes, or they died. Drugs didn't do them any good. In the same way, at certain times in my life, alcohol didn't do me any good. A lot of kids today seem to be taking themselves, their health and their education more seriously, and that's good." - Greg Noll

"Those were the things on my mind [stay healthy, take care of my kids and reestablish a relationship with the people], not career, money, drugs, sex, alcohol or fun. Not that there's anything wrong with any of those things, but they aren't in the film [Dream of Life], because that wasn't my life at the time." - Patti Smith

"We took the traditional lands and smashed the traditional way of life. We brought the disasters. The alcohol. We committed the murders. We took the children from their mothers. We practised discrimination and exclusion. It was our ignorance and our prejudice. And our failure to imagine these things being done to us." - Paul Keating

"Junk is not, like alcohol or weed, a means to increased enjoyment of life. Junk is not a kick. It is a way of life." - William S Burroughs

"The federal government overrules state laws where state laws permit medicinal marijuana for people dying of cancer. The federal government goes in and arrests these people, put them in prison with mandatory, sometimes life sentences. This war on drugs is totally out of control. If you want to regulate cigarettes and alcohol and drugs, it should be at the state level." - Ron Paul

"I think that comedy is a good defense for a child. Because you know childhood is a nightmare as it is. And so why not use comedy and being funny as a defense to get through your life as opposed to drugs, alcohol and good looks? Because those things are dangerous when your young." - Joy Behar

"It is clear to me that my life has become completely unmanageable because I am addicted to alcohol and drugs. Recently, I relapsed and did things for which I am ashamed. I broke the law, and today I took responsibility by pleading guilty to the charges in my case." - Lindsay Lohan

"As has been well documented, I smoked pot as a kid, and I view it as a bad habit and a vice, not very different from the cigarettes that I smoked as a young person up through a big chunk of my adult life. I don't think it is more dangerous than alcohol." - Barack Obama

"Every time I'd go out drinking I was looking for something new. But it was the same every time. I'd wake up in some bed with some person, I had a hangover and a show to do. And the truth is, it was the same every time. But now life is... pretty interesting without the alcohol." - James Hetfield

"I think it's interesting the two drugs that are legal, alcohol and cigarettes, two drugs that do absolutely nothing for you at all; and the drugs that might open your mind up to realize how badly you're being fucked every day of your life? ... Those drugs are against the law. He-heh, coincidence?" - Bill Hicks

"Anxiety is the dizziness we experience when we recognize we hold the freedom and responsibility for our life choices. More than anyone, alcoholics have a very clear sense of this dizziness, especially when we were coming to realize our own powerlessness over alcohol and that we could act differently." - Peg O'Connor

"I was so bad with the food and alcohol in Nashville. If you saw me naked compared to what I looked like when I did Iron Man 2, when I was exercising every day - I'll get it back together, but I've never eaten so much fried food and white flour in my life, ever." - Gwyneth Paltrow

"I am forbidden sugar, fat, and alcohol. So hooray, I guess, for oatmeal, lemon juice, and chicken soup." - Mason Cooley

"Alcohol and marijuana, if used in moderation, plus loud, usually low-class music, make stress and boredom infinitely more bearable." - Kurt Vonnegut

"You got your glory and you paid for it all, you take your pension in loneliness and alcohol." - Billy Squier

"Science could never get you to make alcohol and tobacco legal and marijuana illegal. Only racism can do that." - Maia Szalavitz

"[In Europe] they're really interested in you drinking their alcohol and eating their food and showing you around." - Nina Nastasia

"Your body considers alcohol a toxin and will basically stop trying to digest food you ate to get rid of the alcohol and this can cause the food you ate throughout the day to be stored as fat." - Scott Herman

"I've been on a 46-year diet of olives and alcohol. The latter I consume. The former I save and use over again in more alcohol. In my lifetime, I imagine, I have consumed at least $200,000 worth of whisky." - W C Fields

"I think tobacco and alcohol warnings are too general. They should be more to the point: 'People who smoke will eventually cough up small pieces of lung.'... And 'Warning!! Alcohol will turn you into the same jerk your father was.'" - George Carlin

"Part of treatment for drugs and alcohol is you abstain from these, but with eating disorders you can't abstain from food so the treatment is longer than drugs and alcohol." - Carre Otis

"Life has to keep going, so you can either be a victim the rest of your life and let it drag you down into drugs and alcohol and depression or you can turn it into something good, fun even, you know, and I tell young people who are going through depression that this might be the most important time of your life. This might be what makes you a great artist later on." - Jeff Ross

"I think alcohol is a good drug for me when I'm writing. I don't think I've ever had a problem with it. I can stop for a few weeks, so I think it's okay. I don't think it's good for my liver, but I do love it. It's a huge part of my life, and it makes me happy." - Ben Folds

"We all build internal sea walls to keep at bay the sadnesses of life and the often overwhelming forces within our minds. In whatever way we do this-through love, work, family, faith, friends, denial, alcohol, drugs, or medication, we build these walls, stone by stone, over a lifetime." - Kay Redfield Jamison

"I know he did horrible things in the jungle. Things no amount of alcohol or pills could erase. War stains soldiers, all the way through their psyches, into their souls. I understand that, and could almost forgive him for taking his own life, to quiet the ghosts. But I can never forgive him for taking my mother with him." - Ellen Hopkins

"Stillness empowers. Being able to detach from all external stimulants - social media, social engagements, TV, alcohol, food, etc. - and face our own silence is an enormous luxury that should not be taken for granted. The most rewarding moments in my life have stemmed from such stillness." - Romany Malco

"Young people can get very discouraged and get hooked on drugs or on alcohol because of problems they perceive as insurmountable. It is important that they realize a mistake need not ruin their future, but they must also know that not everything in life is a bed of roses." - Maureen Forrester

"There's so much fear involved in trying to do something you don't know how to do that drugs and alcohol can become a big part of your life if you have an addictive personality or are very unsure, which most songwriters are." - Barry Mann

"I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs." - Robert Downey Jr

"It was kind of a decompression - from straight alcohol to mixed drinks to wine to spritzers - and then you're out." - Robin Williams

"You need a long hard day's work to reveal the logic of the craving for very bad tv and alcohol." - Alain De Botton

"Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven." - Tucker Max

"Surrender to alcohol intoxication provides a partial and subjective shortcut to a more correct state of mind." - Gregory Bateson

"You do not need drugs and alcohol to change who you are - You are perfect just the way you are." - Chris Herren

"There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled." - Edward Lucas

"[On alcohol:] Total abstinence is an impossibility and ... it will not do to insist on it as a general practice ..." - Queen Victoria

"I am STILL better than you. Because I AM drug free, I AM alcohol free, and I'm straightedge." - CM Punk

"Nicotine and alcohol embraced in my system like long-parted siblings, grateful to me for reuniting them." - Glen Duncan

"People seek escape in myth by any means at their disposal, including drugs, alcohol, meditation, and lies." - Jean Cocteau

"I am STILL better than you. Because I AM drug free, I AM alcohol free, and I'm straightedge." - CM Punk

"I think I'm a girly beer drinker - I like the fruity ones. And the radler has lower alcohol." - Rona Ambrose

"The war on drugs is identical to the prohibition of alcohol: all you're doing is making criminals rich and powerful." - Jesse Ventura

"Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat." - Alex Levine

"There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled." - Ovid

"The main difference between marketing and fraud is that criminals have to pay for their own alcohol." - Scott Adams

"But when alcohol comes in, start running. Because there's a demon there, and it goes back to her childhood." - David Gest

"I'm not a big drinking person and hardly ever have alcohol. Perhaps it's not sweet enough for my sweet tooth." - Dawn French

"The 4th of July combines the two things Americans love most in one day: alcohol and explosives." - David Letterman

"Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It only kills the brain cells that contain good sense, shame, embarrassment, and restraint." - P. J. O'Rourke

"Some of the morays have held on. When I was in school, I remember asking the question, "Why is it that whenever I walk into a fraternity there's alcohol everywhere and there's no alcohol in a sorority? Why is it that sororities won't allow alcohol, but fraternities do? What is that?" You know, nobody had a really good answer, and that's kind of held on. It's one of the issues that's being examined now - the role of alcohol in sexual assault." - Claire Mccaskill

"You've got to use alcohol and not let it use you. I come from a country that's been doomed by alcohol. The Irish could drink; they could drink Europe. And they'd have a good go at America, too. I mean, you guys - your alcohol is like not good, it's weak." - Gavin Friday



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