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"There's nothing good about divorce." - Val Kilmer

"Maybe a nation that consumes as much booze and dope as we do and has our kind of divorce statistics should pipe down about "character issues."" - P. J. O'Rourke

"Marriage is grand. Divorce is about twenty grand." - Jay Leno

"I decided to write about the myths of divorce." - Mary Garden

"Nobody sounds good writing about your divorce, let's face it." - Mary Karr

"Each divorce is the death of a small civilization." - Pat Conroy

"My fans saw me get engaged, saw me make that woman my wife, me having kids, me divorcing, me talking about divorce before the divorce, me talking about my kids' reaction to that divorce." - Kevin Hart

"Oprah deserves the best. I am not the best when it comes to divorce. What do I know about divorce? Nothing at that time." - Suze Orman

"Divorce isn't such a tragedy. A tragedy's staying in an unhappy marriage, teaching your children the wrong things about love. Nobody ever died of divorce." - Jennifer Weiner

"Lovers' quarrels are not generally about money. Divorce cases generally are." - Mason Cooley

"I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset that I'm not a widow." - Roseanne Barr

"You know, that's the only good thing about divorce; you get to sleep with your mother." - Clare Boothe Luce

"'E.T.' began with me trying to write a story about my parents' divorce." - Steven Spielberg

"Marriage is the hardest thing you will ever do. The secret is removing divorce as an option. Anybody who gives themselves that option will get a divorce." - Will Smith

"Love after divorce is all about showing and sharing with my son what is good and right in life!" - David Gray

"When I talk about divorce, I am not blaming the women I've married. It's not their fault." - Rush Limbaugh

"I actually think the subject of young divorce is pretty funny; I'd like to write a movie about it." - Olivia Wilde

"Divorce: fission after fusion." - Rita Mae Brown

"I've gone through a really hard divorce, and anyone who has gone through a divorce will speak about how hard the journey is from start to finish. It's a life-uprooting time." - Christina Aguilera

"Divorce is hard. I was about 29 when my husband and I split up. I think we probably fared better than most, because we were young and didn't have kids - but divorce is hard." - Connie Britton

"For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have." - Woody Allen

"Said of her husband on the day their divorce became final: Oh, don't worry about Alan. . . . Alan will always land on somebody's feet." - Dorothy Parker

"I took about a year to fully adjust. Like there's a death at the family or a divorce, you don't just snap your fingers and it's over." - Dan Barker

"A society's apprehensiveness about divorce is an expression of its fear of change and of its resulting desire that personality remain unvarying." - Elsie Clews Parsons

"If we did get a divorce, the only way my husband would find out about it is if they announced it on Wide World of Sports." - Joyce Brothers

"Divorce is just about change, you know. It's God saying, You need a change. And I'm going to make it so your bank account only has change." - Christopher Titus

"Did you hear about the woman who sent out 40,000 Valentine Cards doused in perfume and signed, "Guess Who?" She's a divorce lawyer." - Robert Orben

"The process of divorce is about loading that blanket, throwing it up, watching it all spin, and worrying what stuff will break when it lands." - Amy Poehler

"Who among us is not thinking about divorce, except for a few tiny-minded stick-in-the-muds who don't count?" - Donald Barthelme

"I firmly believe in marriage. It's a real important decision that takes a lot of dedication and time. If you're thinking about divorce. You shouldn't get married." - Seth Green

"Please do not ask me to talk about my divorce. Mr. Ziegfeld and I are such very good friends. It is only a little matter quite between ourselves." - Anna Held

"'Sesame Street's' genius lies in finding gentle ways to talk about hard things - death, divorce, danger - in terms that children understand and accept." - Nancy Gibbs

"Divorce isn't the child's fault. Don't say anything unkind about your ex to the child, because you're really just hurting the child." - Valerie Bertinelli

"Children must be considered in a divorce considered valuable pawns in the nasty legal and financial contest that is about to ensue." - P. J. O'Rourke

"A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short." - Mickey Rooney

"You don't sign up for a divorce when you get married. It's very painful. But it's taught me a great deal about myself." - Dwayne Johnson

"I am a step mother, so how children deal with divorce is something I've witnessed first hand and thought about a lot." - Ann Hood

"The ceremony took six minutes. The marriage lasted about the same amount of time though we didn't get a divorce for almost a year." - Hedy Lamarr

"Children must be considered in a divorce considered valuable pawns in the nasty legal and financial contest that is about to ensue." - P J Orourke

"The divorce rate would be lower if instead of marrying for better or worse people would marry for good." - Ruby Dee

"Divorce transforms habit into drama." - Al Alvarez

"When parents are educated about how not to involve children in their conflicts and co-parent amicably, a lot of the ill effects of divorce can be alleviated. Divorce is always painful. But kids in a high-conflict marriage or low-conflict but contemptuous ones are often better off in the long run when the parent can disengage." - Stephanie Coontz

"I found out about Jonathan Winters death a day after it happened. That seems wrong. A talent like his should be more revered. The world knew about Kim Kardashians divorce before she did." - Gilbert Gottfried

"The divorce has lasted way longer than the marriage, but finally it's over. Enough about that.The point is that for a long time, the fact that I was divorced was the most important thing about me.And now it's not." - Nora Ephron

"I found out about Jonathan Winters' death a day after it happened. That seems wrong. A talent like his should be more revered. The world knew about Kim Kardashian's divorce before she did." - Gilbert Gottfried

"In my experience, divorce takes you out for about 10 years, but you hear people talk about it lightly. The same with depression. You only have to have one good breakdown before you realize you need help. It's pretty frightening." - Julia Cameron

"Sometimes divorce is better than marriage" - Sumner Redstone

"The biggest reason for divorce is marriage." - Gene Simmons

"Marriage is the chief cause of divorce." - Groucho Marx

"The divorce has become a reality." - Mikhail Margelov

"Real divorce takes place without a decree ..." - Margaret Deland

"Divorce can leave children feeling like defectors." - Diane Greene

"The biggest cause of divorce is marriage." - Travis Tritt

"Divorce: The past tense of marriage." - Anonymous

"Love is grand; divorce a hundred grand." - Anonymous

"Divorce is the sacrament of adultery." - Proverbs

"Sex role training becomes divorce training." - Warren Farrell

"My parents had a difficult divorce." - Christian Camargo

"Divorce is a game played by lawyers." - Cary Grant

"Sometimes divorce is better than marriage." - Sumner Redstone

"Divorce is probably as painful as death." - William Shatner

"Divorce doesn't fit my cookie-cutter image." - Lindsey Vonn

"Some jobs are worse than actual wives. Ad agency vs. Matrimony, for instance: Even the most capricious and demanding spouse is not going to divorce you for refusing to spend forty hours a week making up lies about toilet paper." - P. J. O'Rourke

"At the (record company) meeting Paul just kept mithering on about what we were going to do, so in the end I just said, 'I think you're daft. I want a divorce.'" - John Lennon

"Divorce exposes absolutely ever buried assumption about marriage ... how a husband's sense of entitlement and a wife's sense of duty turned the principle of 'our money, our kids' into the reality of 'his money, her kids." - Mary Blakely

"I doubt if there is one married person on earth who can be objective about divorce. It is always a threat, admittedly or not, and such a dire threat that it is almost a dirty word." - Nora Johnson

"For a time after my divorce everything began to seem profoundly ironic to me. I found myself thinking of other peoples' worries as sources of amusement and private derision which I thought about at night to make myself feel better." - Richard Ford

"The end of a marriage has got to be one of the saddest events one can experience. I've heard that the pain [of divorce] is second only to an actual death in the family, and that sounds about right." - Danica Mckellar

"If I was born into a household with anxiety about money, I wouldn't have had as much freedom to be in my own world. So it's impossible for me to divorce the privilege of my childhood from the other things." - Zoe Kazan

"It was tough when people would say, "Aren't you so excited?" about the new show and I couldn't really say, "Yes, well, I'm going through a divorce right now, too."" - Larry Wilmore

"There's something about a divorce in that even if your parents still love you, the fact that they can't live with each other makes you feel there's something wrong with you." - Jack Black

"I'm not convinced about marriage. Divorce is so easy, and that fact that gay people are not allowed to marry takes much of the meaning out of it. Committing yourself to one person is sacred." - Natalie Portman

"Look at Loretta Lynn. Look at Jeannie C. Rily singing 'Harper Valley PTA' and Tammy Wynette singing about divorce. They were ahead of their times in a lot of ways." - Kacey Musgraves

"I don't think I'll get married again. I'm not looking for it. What I can say about my divorce and my failed engagement is that I learned where my bar is." - Jill Scott

"Live-tweeting your bikini wax is not vulnerability. Nor is posting a blow-by-blow of your divorce . That's an attempt to hot-wire connection. But you can't cheat real connection. It's built up slowly. It's about trust and time." - Brene Brown

"My husband and I have never considered divorce... murder sometimes, but never divorce." - Joyce Brothers

"The mere thought of divorce terrified me. To me, divorce symbolized failure." - Annette Funicello

"The biggest financial pitfall in life is divorce. And the biggest reason for divorce is marriage." - Gene Simmons

"In college, I had a course in Latin, and one day the word "divorce" came up. I always figured it came from some root that meant "divide." In truth, it comes from "divertere," which means "to divert." I believe that. All divorce does is divert you, taking you away from everything you thought you knew and everything you thought you wanted and steering you into all kinds of other stuff, like discussions about your mother's girdle and whether she should marry someone else." - Mitch Albom

"However often marriage is dissolved, it remains indissoluble. Real divorce, the divorce of heart and nerve and fiber, does not exist, since there is no divorce from memory." - Virgilia Peterson

"When you say Sharia, even to a Muslim, it's understood in vastly different ways, in many ways it's part of an identity and most Muslims when they talk about wanting Sharia to play a role in their lives really mean it in so far as it talks about family law, you know, issues like, as I said marriage, divorce." - Mark Durie

"In Hollywood everything is so documented. If you go for a drink with somebody, it's passed around the world so quickly. So, yes, divorce is talked about a lot, but it's so much more fun to be able to spin it with dark humour, rather than talk about real people's divorces." - Catherine Zeta-Jones

"The thing about superheroes is that they don't have problems, right? A feminist hooker superhero wouldn't have to worry about assault, or pregnancy, or poverty, or disease, or eating and shelter, or police. In order to make her a superhero, you have to divorce her of the very context that makes her story possible. You have to gloss over the trauma." - Daphne Gottlieb

"You know, your first album is about really amazing things. Your first album is always about coming of age, first love, first loss, usually you suffer a first loss of someone that you love to death, even, you know, really big life lessons, things you learn from your parents' divorce or from the travels that you took." - Brandi Carlile

"I don't have any jokes about my divorce or my ex-husband, who is a lovely person. It really is about how I was an idiot trying to push this guy to get married when I wasn't even sure if I wanted to." - Jen Kirkman

"I firmly believe that every six years, a person goes through a serious change. Think about it: At 6, you start school. At about 12, you start hitting puberty. And then it goes on. You start hitting these different mental levels, and people change. I think that's part of the reason the divorce rate is so high." - Randy Houser

"We just say: the divorce didn't work out." - Joe

"She should get a divorce and settle down." - Jack Paar

"Sin and Hell are married unless repentance proclaims the divorce." - Charles Spurgeon

"People are reluctant to cite boredom as grounds for divorce." - Mason Cooley

"A divorce lawyer is a chameleon with a law book." - Marvin Mitchelson

"Divorce is an embarrassing public admission of defeat." - Tracy Letts

"Divorce is the price people play for playing with matches." - Evan Esar

"Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce." - Larry Gelbart

"The worst reconciliation is better than the best divorce." - Miguel De Cervantes

"Marriages come and go, but divorce is forever." - Nora Ephron

"I don't think there's ever been a friendly divorce." - Merle Haggard

"Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce" - Red Skelton

"The divorce between church and state should be absolute." - James A Garfield

"Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary bypass." - Mary Blakely

"Matrimony is the price of love - divorce, the rebate." - Helen Rowland

"I don't believe in divorce. I believe in widowhood." - Carolyn Green

"A divorce party - that's really better than a wedding party" - Nujood Ali

"Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it!" - Garrison Keillor

"Disagreements over money are the biggest cause of divorce." - Susan Elizabeth Phillips

"The only grounds for divorce in California are marriage." - Cher

"You can't divorce yourself from your own life experiences." - Brett Morgen

"My parents' divorce settlement involved a bar tab." - Christopher Titus

"I have the best divorce of anyone I've heard of." - Jennifer Weiner

"Divorce has been very, very good to me." - Rush Limbaugh

"I would never tell anybody to get a divorce." - Jessa Crispin

"Divorce isn't caused because 50% of marriages end in gayness." - Jon Stewart

"Divorce is the sign of knowledge in our time." - William Carlos Williams

"I swear, if you existed I'd divorce you." - Edward Albee

"Divorce is just the most awful thing in the world." - John Denver

"I'm for gay marriage, because I'm for gay divorce." - Melissa Etheridge

"You can't underestimate how traumatic divorce is for the children." - Isla Fisher

"My advice to Hillary would be to divorce that chump." - Gennifer Flowers

"Divorce is a declaration of independence with only two signers." - Gerald F Lieberman

"Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary bypass." - Mary Kay Blakely

"Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries." - Ambrose Bierce

"Divorce in and of itself, and with children, is devastating." - Robin Wright

"Yes, the divorce was difficult. It was difficult." - Priscilla Presley

"I'd like to give divorce a good name." - Geraldo Rivera

"People don't just stop playing Facebook games. They divorce them." - Jesse Schell

"Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest." - Helen Rowland

"I have such hatred of divorce that I prefer bigamy to divorce. Anyway, I think we should see other people." - Martin Luther

"Divorce is divorce and it's a really tough thing to go through, (But) I'd love to get married again." - Nicole Kidman

"Peace, of course, is different from divorce; indeed, in essential respects, divorce is the opposite of peace." - Douglas J. Feith

"Peace, of course, is different from divorce; indeed, in essential respects, divorce is the opposite of peace." - Douglas Feith

"Hollywood overstates both the romance of marriage and the prevalence of divorce. Celebrities have divorce rates that are atypical and higher than most couples. I suspect that in celebrity marriages, there are huge egos on both sides and they do seem to encourage unrealistic expectations about falling in love. The problem with our romantic culture is that you can love someone you don't respect and the marriage can run out of gas with that formula. Respect is essential - not just respecting your partner but being sure your partner equally respects you." - Stephanie Coontz

"The idea that 'preaching the Gospel' has nothing to do with sex and that 'preaching about sex' has nothing to do with the Gospel betrays layers and layers of seriously misguided thinking. When we divorce God's love from sexual love, as Pope Benedict says, 'the essence of Christianity' becomes 'decisively cut off from the complex fabric of human life.'" - Christopher West

"She said Robert Joyner had killed himself with a gun. And then I asked why, and then she told me that he was getting a divorce and was sad about it.' 'Lots of people get divorces and don't kill themselves,' I said. 'I know,' she said, excitement in her voice. 'That's what I told her." - John Green

"When woman work outside the home and share breadwinning duties, couples are more likely to stay together. In fact, the risk of divorce reduces by about half when a wife earns half the income and a husband does half the housework." - Sheryl Sandberg

"Maybe a nation that consumes as much booze and dope as we do and has our kind of divorce statistics should pipe down about character issues. Either that or just go ahead and determine the presidency with three-legged races and pie-eating contests. It would make better TV." - P. J. O'Rourke

"Sometimes between lunch and dinner, when there's a lull, Jill and Shaniqua and I will sit around and fantasize about what we'd do if a REAL celebrity walked into the place, like Chad Michael Murray (although we've gone off him a bit since his divorce) or Jared Padalecki, or even Prince William (you never know. He could have gotten his yacht lost, or whatever.)" - Meg Cabot

"In interviews, on the set, talking to people, I'll just start talking about my parents' divorce, and go on and on. My mom's always like, 'You don't have to be that honest. You have to be more fake.' You see some of these actors, they have a permanent smile on their face. How can they do that? It really fascinates me." - Agnes Bruckner

"It definitely sometimes feels like a suit that I wish I could zip off. But I don't feel bad about any of the things I've gone through, whether it's divorce or breakups or anything like that, because that's all part of the life journey, and I have those experiences just like anyone else. And I think it deepens what you tap into creatively." - Reese Witherspoon

"It definitely sometimes feels like a suit that I wish I could zip off. But I do' feel bad about any of the things I"ve gone through, whether it's divorce or breakups or anything like that, because that's all part of the life journey, and I have those experiences just like anyone else. And I think it deepens what you tap into creatively." - Reese Witherspoon

"Being a dominatrix, sticking my foot up people's asses for money, necessitated that I divorce myself from any sort of objective perspective on what I was doing. In order to think about things as a writer you have to objectify your experience. I couldn't have been enacting that experience if I was objectifying it." - Melissa Febos

""The Prince Of Tides" is a lot about my mother - what my mother would do after Dad would hit one of the kids or hit two of the kids, hit all the kids, hit her, she would usually get in the car. We'd drive out. She would say, I'm going to divorce him. I'm never going back." - Terry Gross

"I often say that if you want to really want to understand the contract of marriage, just ask anyone who has been divorced. The marriage contract is one of property rights. Or maybe you can look in the Bible to see what Adam had to say about divorce, since Eve was his second wife." - Harvey Fierstein

"I have nothing against Sean Penn. I don't even mind that he ended up divorcing Madonna. I mean, I still like Shia LaBeouf even though he chose to star in Transformers, which turned out to be a movie about robots from space. That Talk. Which is just as bad as choosing to divorce Madonna, if you ask me" - Meg Cabot

"As soon as she gets her divorce one of us is going to marry her. We don't know which. She is about as beautiful a woman as I ever saw, and very witty and well-informed, but it would cost a good deal to keep her in diamonds." - Richard H Davis

"With The Key, it was, I had gone through a divorce and losing my father, and just kinda really reminiscing about how much I loved the traditional side of country music, so I made a record that was really traditional from start to finish." - Vince Gill

"I can't imagine having a real personal thing, like divorce and marriage, all those things, being in the public eye. I try to not talk about anything personal, and then nobody has the fire to throw back at you, like 'You said this back then!'" - Kirsten Dunst

"I still have sadness and complicated feelings about my divorce. But how beneficial is it to keep hanging onto those feelings? If someone lives through an accident, his aim is to become better and healthy. My aim is always to progress - to make better decisions and be a better father, a better boyfriend, a better husband if it happens again." - Ryan Phillippe

"I've never had a divorce, but I've seen so many of my friends, my sister, my family go through that stuff, so I try to write for the people that can't write about it. I take on their sorrow, so I'm able to kind of express it, or their joy." - Dolly Parton

"I'm certainly aware of the fans. I'm always hoping that what I'm doing is something they'll like, because I do appreciate them. But, no, when I get into the studio, it's all about what I like. It's the same thing that led me to the possibility of making that first Boston album, which was to divorce myself from all other influences." - Tom Scholz

"There's something about sitting face-to-face with an attorney in an office that enables people to come to grips with the very idea of divorce - or to reconsider the idea. Like a number of my colleagues - not all - I offer that preliminary consultation for free." - Laura Wasser



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